>he said softy
>he said coldly
>repeat 1000 times per book
Damn b***h, learn to write.
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>he said softy. >he said coldly. >repeat 1000 times per book
>learn to write.
she's too busy thinking about female dick for that
>swift-footed Achilles
>rose-fingered Dawn
>repeat 1000 times per book
Damn b***h, learn to write.
>he thinks the illiad was written down
NGMI
The Illiad wasn't, but the Iliad was. And that is directly confirmed by the fact we possess millenia-old manuscripts that contain the text of the Iliad.
*softly
whoops
>haha children's book is bad
Do you spend time criticising toddlers for using bicycles with training wheels too?
Training wheels are a israeli plot to keep us dependent on the state.
Most of the people that have read a Harry Potter book in the last few years are 40 year old women with 1960's style glasses
Where do you people get your generalizations from?
>Children's book
I see this argument a lot.
>Constant sexual shit going on
The love potion is literally a date rape drug. Dumbledoors brother is a goat fricker ("using inappropriate charms on a goat."
>Multiple rape scenes
The most prominent being the Centaur's, known rape machines, and Umbridge.
>Constant sexism
Mostly against men, but there's seriously only two strong female characters. McGonagall and Bellatrix. Unfortunately, Bellatrix was not just evil, but only did it because she was obsessed with Voldemort. Hermone was a self-insert.
>Hardcore racism
House elves are a great example of this. Genocide is okay, btw, because the Giants are bad. White woman (Granger) needs to save the Black (House elves.) because they couldn't figure it out themselves.
>Transphobia
Snape in women's clothing is "Riddikulus".
I could go on but I have a life. For what its worth, I have no problems with racism, transphobia, sexism. But she is the "champion of the oppressed" and it's just poorly written filth. Next subject.
You are moronic
What? You can't prove me wrong?
It was only made famous by the movies. Without them, most people wouldn't have cared.
Is Harry Potter worth reading if you are a fantasy buff? I figure there has to be some good bits here and there.
Moat of the time it's common knowledge the tone of conversation you are reading, adding adverbs to it, should be restricted to when it's really needed. Being a Kids books, that she didn't give a frick.
If it works it works
Why insist on variety?
Human beings are not so random and diverse
I grew up with it, but now obviously am aware that it's mediocre literature. However, the fact that it makes certain kinds of people seethe into oblivion in recent years makes me like it more again.
>Doesn't learn to write
>Become one of the richest person on earth
Dubs checked.
Seven best sellers, plus whatever she got for the eight movies -- we should all be such bad writers.
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Prosegays will never accept that people enjoy stories told in a simple straightforward manner.
You mean children dont enjoy 400 word sentences?
I‘m going to go read ZETTEL‘S TRAUM untranslated aloud at the elementary school playground to flex on them.
Looks interesting
NEVERMIND
I saw it recently in a used book‘s store at 250€
Guess that was a nice discount
yeah, or the opposite-- sparse, fast-paced language with clever use of big words that challenges the reader's vocabulary and ability to keep up with any implications and subtext.
She's a genuinely bad writer, living proof that untalented people can get mass popularity.
>She's a genuinely bad writer
Can you give examples? From the little I've read from HP is can sort of agree.
Do NOT insult the MILF queen.
>"No!"