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Voldemort?
2 days... kenis bros, it is time...
I think they're saying I'm going to be here all year.
My samurai stack remains untouched until the inevitable 6 figures.
We at kenis aim for billions atleast
Tuesday the company will finally be registered. Expect major news and a major pump. I'm expecting it at least
Oooooooooooooo love that
This year is going to be a spicy one for kenis holders that's for sure
Frick yeah bring on the heat.
Looks tasty and Kosher
For sure homie
so close to trips, but hell yes my homie. Us KenChads are gonna have a fun week
I'm expecting my kenis to get fricking erect this coming week. I can't wait to see all the fudders and selling losers panic buy back in
Are you ready? My kenis is
>Pouya
HAHAHAHAHA this jeet was so embarrassed with the name Pooya that he changed it. What a freak
>4+ months
>still only one fud
i'm willing to bet you're an amerigay because you don't even understand the concept of foreign languages. his name is Iranian and written differently. in persian. there's no "poo" or "pou" in persian
source: i'm of iranian decent and know a little persian
Alright, that one was good.
>10-15 announcements
guys, my kenis has been erect for more than 4 hours now, what do??
Go to the shower and wash it, we need to be prepared for CEX pretty quickly
10-15 announcements?!?
Pouya is an absolute beast. Instant $100m after tomorrow confirmed
I cant tell if this is gonna be a shitcoin shilling or an /x/ crossboarder is just gonna say vague threatening things for a few hours.
What are the noises coming from the bottom of my garden in the middle of the night?
Join TG and check out thwir website dyor.
In a few months you might cry not doing it and miss out on this bluechip biz gem.
Heard what? I have no idea what you are talking about
>He who shall not be named
The sonic bitcoin guy?
read
Bullish news, can't believe that this is the chosen one
Kenis venis penis
Soon
Kenis in my benis
CAPTCHA: TNDV
69 and a TND captcha. Blessed post.
The paratrooper known as 'C.H.'?
Our time has cum
My body is ready.
Fat stack too
We are mooning ooooo
Remember to sell the news. Don't hold when the announcement comes
too late, diamond hans activated
>Selling KNS
>in 2024
you are not the sharpest tool in the shed
sure gnomegay. we'll do what you want so you can buy cheapies kek
I'll remember, and then ignore what you said. kek you dirty little gnome goblin trying to trick people here
T. Swung his Kenis at a loss
water fu?
KNS is my comfiest hold anons
Yes
What’s the sui/ make it stack anons. Thinking of aping in. Is 1k good bros. How long is this to be held ? I’m looking for coins to hold at least a year to avoid the insufferable taxman
This is a long term hold. IMO the sui is Shinobi rank
I am currently a samurai. Slightly tempted to put my avi sui into kenis temporarily (would make me around oni level kenis). I think I should just stay patient.
pic rel = average kenis FUDster
"I sold with loss" is a very memeable line
One of the few projects that actually delivers.
Checked and very true. This is literally a bluechip with a tiny marketcap. Anyone that holds this for the long term will be rewarded.
few understand
> Rejected a $400K low-baller VC
> Rejected low ball $10K per day AMM gains potential from market makers.
They're about to become one of the most prestigious companies in this space. Of course they would reject such offers. Bet it was hard to say no to $400K from the start-up "We could use the funding" perspective. Outstanding resolve.
In another month or so, people will never be able to get KNS at sub $0.05 ever again, let alone sub $0.10. By June, you'll be lucky to get it sub $0.30.
Dangerously based. I agree with everything you said.
Where was this mentioned?
Telegram
UnOfficial KENIS TG
The power level flexing in the unofficial tg is off the charts. If /misc/ makes you uncomfortable I would suggest buying something like apu instead. Not that I am complaining. As a matter of fact, I’m about to buy some more kenis myself
Great job KNS chads. You had a few rough weeks but things are looking up.
- the alliance
many ppl sold after they made 10x or so, but this is long hodl, not settling for measly 10x lmao
AVI Chads are always welcome here. I should really get a bag of you guys as well.
WAGMI
kenis stay peniz
Kenis wins /biz. I kneel
Holy fook we're poomping
Sirs my Kenis has been erect for 24 hours and keeps getting bigger what do?
SERS PLEASE STOP BUYING I NEED TO ACCUMULATE MORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You had like a week to buy below 20mil
I did get 400k but I need MORE
Whyyyy
kek here we go. These are the posts I was waiting for. Keep them coming. You morons need to buy when it's RED, not green. Get rekt
Sorry sir the Kenis train has left the station. Maybe next dip, if there is another one.
Why price rise?
Never selling swingers BTFO
i love when they come to us and panic too. it's lovely to see
> super
how do you buy this?
0xf1264873436a0771e440e2b28072fafcc5eebd01
Always ready to be erected
Ffs this is it. Load your bags or enjoy green dildos- cex is around the fokken literal corner.
Bags packed
we will make it bros
verification not required
Dont fade this team! 10-15announcements coming tomorrow.
Only 32M mcap.
Real bluechip out here
Why only 2390 holders
>I sold with loss
I can’t buy anything with blue boxes or only 2390 holders. Sorry I’ll buy LINU instead
> 2418 holders
the 2390 mark has been broken
Enough is enough!
Someone tell me how to stake this like i am a moron (i am)
Probably best to ask the tg
i think you just go to the site and there are links at the bottom of where to stake the katana NFT or the token
Less go kenis brotherens
Can these people really make a dent against chainlink? also, how come all of them except the founder still work at other jobs? It seems he's the only one working this full time
Nathalie worked with the developer of ICP. I think they know what they are doing. having tons of team members means shit when it comes to actual development. Most team members are shit like marketing and head of hype or some shit.
They've hired four full-time devs and there's no HR department (unlike Stinky Sergey).
No more excuses anon.
at least they are not indian
+20% TO ATH LET'S GOOOOOOO
>I sold with loss
Kek it gets funnier as the week progresses
Buy more kenis and stake with the katana nft. Your future you will be more than happy and thankful.
Ok I think I'll ape in.
How many kenis to buy dream wife? The kind you have wet dreams about...
Mcap projection peak bull anywhere between 1 and 15B mcap.
So 300k to 1M Kenis u must need
I expect an airdrop for my work, Pouya
Are you employee?
Ser am employee need airdrop
>300k kenis
That's above a sui stack. Not bad anon
A triple sui stack to be exact. Onis will make it.
A bluechip under 100M. Love my kenis. R/R here is ridicoulously amazing
Fadors in disbelief once we hit +1b mcap.
Wen not if.
Word is that its gonna pull itself to 1bil mc
A little bit of KNS in my life
A little bit of KATANAS by my side
A little bit of UNCHAINED all I need
A little bit of ORACLE what I see
A little bit of IOT in the sun
A little bit of STAKING all night long
A little bit of WEB3, here I am
A little bit of ALL OF THKS makes me your man
They hated jesus because he told them the truth
I'm comfy in a month or 2 I restake and chill again
He did nothing wrong
homie I bought
Stop I'm still accumulating
Soon today there ll be some announcements made homie
Excited as frick
Me too what they got in store for us
your kenis will have cex
i completed my 1m stack during this past dump. is it worth staking? whats up with the katanas anyway?
The katanas double your staking rewards and give you more voting power in Unchained main net based on the rarity of that NFT
It looks like Pouya will be adding some utility to those NFTs in some updates. 10-15 announcements. I'm sure this is one of them
Welcome to the make it club sir.
Wont check chart next 12months.
Iranian guy named Pouya will bring generational wealth
What a wonderful time to live in
Is this thing going to hit ATH this week?
I did a 50% dip from 40m mcap and it’s back to $35m. God have mercy on the sellers.
Soon massive pumperino
You have a big kenis?
how do you even buy this shit?
Uniswap, arbitrum.
Uniswap on arbitrum chain. But they will list with a CEX soon. So you can buy it there when that is live. However the price will likely be above $100m mcap though
Uniswap
Anyone got a link to the unoffcial Kemshi telegram?
Kemshi_unofficial
New ATH tomorrow? With the community call?
Less than 10% until ATH LFG!!
15 announcements? Well here you fricking are, here's 15 fricking KENSHEEE announcements for you:
Fraudulent crypto project.
Sham cryptocurrency uncovered.
Fake coin scheme.
Cryptocurrency con exposed.
Deceptive coin operation.
Bogus crypto offering.
Scam coin alert.
Untrustworthy crypto investment.
Crypto swindle revealed.
Ponzi crypto scheme.
Misleading cryptocurrency venture.
Illegitimate coin scam.
Phony crypto asset.
Crypto hoax discovered.
Dubious digital currency.
Fricking elemayo. This is a really funny fud attempt. Props for creativity anon
BOOM 2 HOURS AGO
https://u.today/doge-unveils-gigawallet-game-changer-for-dogecoin-investors
Tards, buy in NOW
I wonder if this is what it felt like to those early chainlink lads
It does 100%
I cnat fricking buy any on uniswap, is it not released yet?
Are you on arbitrum chain? Get the token contract from coingecko. On eth is no liquidity. Don't fall for fake coin!
0xf1264873436a0771e440e2b28072fafcc5eebd01 on Arbitrum One
Last chance to sell, I'm telling you. Thank me later.
I'm not giving you cheapies
Thank you just sold.
Just bought
No, thank you. Just bought
How do I buy if it's on arbitrum.. I only use eth
You can swap the ETH for ARB then swap ARB for Kenis. Or you can bridge the ETH to ETH.arb and swap for Kenis. I swapped for ARB cuz it gave me a couple hundred more coins. Depends on the fees and exchange rates.
Also how do I stake my Kenis?
Staking is in the website anon, you can either stake your kns only or add the katana nft with them for higher apr (7.1%)
Half a day left sers
Guys, we're gonna make it
God DAM I'm bullish. Today will be fun
gonna be there. I have a lil stake, but right now is basically a 1 man project (that has done a fantastic job though). If it shows tangible promise of growth of the team and VC money coming in this is gonna be huge.
We are so early.
Pooya also announced that he's going to do the AMA in his bathroom while taking a steaming shit
Get rekt little gnomies
Nice double top forming on 4h chart, should see -90% in couple weeks.
If that happens I'll slurp so hard
It won't
buyed some more kenis
Good
LAST CHANCE LAST CHANCE SELL THE NEWS
Please speak the white mans english in this board
Pouya took a bunch of these today
Yessir
>dumping $40k just before things start picking up
I will never understand some people
Black person was probably $30k in profit, you would understand if you held more than $2k on a shitcoin contract. Risky business
>start picking up
maybe yes maybe not, are you risking $40k on it? probably not
that is why you will remain drooling with your bags while normal people take profit at optimal time
How cant you be frickin bullish on this?
[ ] NO CEX yet
[ ] NO marketing yet
[ ] NO KOL's shilling it yet
[ ] Registered in Switzerland
[ ] 10-15 announncements coming
[ ] Crazy tech
[ ] Autistic devs
[ ] And so much more...
Still we sit at +30m mcap. Smart people I guess willing to make an effort to learn and read.
If you're waiting to get spoonfed by your favourite influencers you ngmi an missing 100x or more.
Idc about short term price action or buying 15% lower or higher
wagmi
fadors ngmi
>$0.03
Frick do I buy this shit? Help a IQfytard out lads.
does it matter if we're touching +5b mcap ?
>+5b mcap
It isn't touching that though.
Besides you didn't answer my question.
what. should I tell you DYOR and decide based on that.
>buy eth
>bridge eth to arbitrum or, if the eth is on a CEX like coinbase, send eth to wallet using arbitrum chain
>use arbitrum eth to buy kenis on uniswap
That's pretty much all there is to it.
>arbitrum
kek, i'll not get raped by gas and platform fees, moron
i would prefer to waste all my ETH gambling in NFT raffles on eesee than using arbitrum
What? Fees on arb are like 1% of what they are on eth mainnet. I bought a couple $k of this two nights ago and it cost me like $3 IIRC
oh frick I misunderstood your question haha sorry bro isnt my native language
ser my cow is has some problem with shitting
Load up your bags bozos
The call is in 20 minutes
what are we thinking keenis brothers
at this moment, i am more euphoric than ever
doubt there will be any pumping from this but it was all good stuff to hear
They're hiring several new developers as well as a marketing person.
>homomorphic encryption on Unchained
frick it bros im a poorgay but im going all in on Kenis right now
What are the rewards for staking?
without nft it's 3.5% with nft it's 7%. at least that's how i've staked (6 months)
Bros he just shut down AVI, what do we do
he said i'm not sure how their protocol works yet, but when they launch it we'll see what happens
He said he's not partnering until Avi's product is fully live and ready so he can see how it works
7% apy with katana nft, 3.5 without. Also more voting power
>CUDA processing on unchained
if they deliver this shit is gonna go to 5b+ easily
For real, bullish as frick
True
I like the project, but not going to buy more at the moment. This is going to take a some time to see results.
The Tech looks fine, I hope the marketing guy they hire is good, they need it.
Yeah I think I’m just gonna slowly DCA into this, I’m a comfortable Oni at this moment in terms of my bag
good idea. i'm already a Kami. and I will be for a long time because i plan to only cash my staking rewards and leave the Kami bag intact
So CEX announcement will be around mid-late April?
now that the registration papers have been signed, they can start negotiating with CEXs. but no exact date given on when it finalizes
Kenis going for a top tier exchange listing! Fudders btfo
Someone in the 'cord should ask a funny IQfy meme question
we are so early, buy your dirt cheap bag if you don't have it or you'll repent
What's the sui stack? And eoy prediction kenisbros
50k sui
$1 eoy
You should at least get a shinobi bag
Most of us are samurai, oni, and daimyo
Post the tower pls, I forgot to save it. I'm gonna keep throwing money at this and try to get 100k. I'd be comfortable with that.
Keep going anon. A sui stack is a nice thing to have
Disregard, I am a Black person and didn't see it in the top of the thread
This.
Yes it's already done a few x since 2022. Yes it's a slower burner compared to cumshitinu. Kenis is the closest thing to a sure bet (for it's current MC) I've seen this year. Ffs, the real project name is STILL banned on IQfy ffs. Dyor.
Sui is 100k kenis token
People who chase degen meme coins will regret ignoring this gem when we sit at the top rankings of cmc. My benis stays kenis.
Me listening to the announcements today.
Why dump?
Jeets jeeting. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Predictable whales trying to swing.
I would join them but that could start a chain reaction that will keep us from getting listed
Back to 0.02 we go. I'm not gonna dump my stack either but frick this.
Can devs do something
What are they supposed to do about it?
People are dumping because they didn't announce they were registering for cb/binance listings today like they hoped and so they're on to the next thing. Devs are working to make things legitimate, they hired some new people, it's a slower process than the typical shitcoin 24 hour life/death cycle.
The whales would have dumped even if they announced the CEX was ready
Yep there were 2 main types of buyers this pump: the 'buy the rumor, sell the news' crowd and the 'wow, looks like some well awaited plans are finally on the move, this is a great medium/long term hold'. Luckily it seems that many of those buyers were of the former category and I have a hunch that many of the swingies in the latter category have plans on reinvesting.
I meant for former to be latter and vice versa. Regardless, you get the point.
They also said they are getting paperwork to list on top tier exchanges
Considering how they dropped big news out of nowhere I feel like we are going into radio silence about the exchange until the reveal with more focus being on the use case up until then
Anyone got a tldr of the community call?
cex won't come soon lol
So? Nathalie said it will be a priority right after/a little before the company is 100% legally finished within the first half of April. The play is still to have your bag ready BEFORE a listing. These guys are transparent and talented, billions in mc is coming.
The word on the street is that DePIN are the hottest narratives with FIL driving forward and peaq network launching the biggest L1 chain.
No cap?! Fr???
Pump you piece of shit
Sneed
This thread has been up for 4 days, how far biz has fallen
Yeah right. Where are the jannies that gives 3 day bans for any mention of this projects name or ticker???
Hmm, was it nothingburger afterall or wheres our pump now?
what do you expect will happen after a community call of a 30m mcap coin? Are you moronic?
This right here is the bullish equivalent of a shitcoin dumping 95% and then pumping 20%
It will come surely albeit slower than I would want
Next time you sell the news and buy back again. Learned my lesson.
Bullish kenis
I see this often shilled here. What does it do? Qrd pls
Prints money
Too much to say, but here is my attempt in making it east to digest:
>Unchained, their flagship product, is a decentralized network where computers or nodes can collectively put their processing power together to make something big. Think of the 5 power ranger megazord Dino's, they are all weak, but when together they make the megazord. Unchained is that.
>company registered in Switzerland, this means no rugging unless the doxxed team wants jail time
>partnership with the Human Brain Project which got over $1b in funding. They will use Unchained.
>literally a bunch of other things which I'm too lazy to type.
Go to their official telegram and find out the rest for yourself. This being ~$30m mcap is criminally low
It's free money
Buy and stake
Can devs make the price go up?
they are on it. devs did something
Devs did what
devs disabled sell option ser
devs raised prices.
I am new to this project and for any anons who are the same I would recommend reading the summary of their last AMA which is in the unofficial TG. Seriously, HOLY FRICK. This project is looking incredible. It could truly be the one that lets all of us bizbros finally make it. I am fizzing at how undervalued it is
whats the link to the unofficial TG?
(Use the company name here)_unofficial on telegram
My kenis is ready
Thanks for this.
All I can say is, holy frick.
I’m buying bags
>index every event on ethereum
are going to be more katanas minted? I think they are half sold out already
I was wondering that too since I was thinking of getting one even with only 50,000 in bags. Is this smart bros?
lads i just minted a legendary blade is that good? rare? will i be a noble once the kenis shogunate is established?
You lucky benchod
Much paneer for you
When KNS moons the very limited amount of NFTS plus the extra % in staking it provides will make them all valuable assuming that staking is possible long term and the staking reserves do not run out
444 nfts, half gone, new staking contract is ridiculous
Keep holding frens. Take it from an OG this kind of gem is very rare these days. Low cap but potential for top 20 CMC barely exists anymore. Hold and enjoy the ride. Sooner the community realizes this we go parabolic and swing traders will be left chasing price.
100x is FUD, that much is obvious
Nothing has changed. This project is primed to fly this year. I expect it to reach $1b mcap
I have 180,000 kenises, what can i expect
18000 dollars within 6 months
180,000 dollars*
I was about to talk smack to you, but this seems more realistic. I do in fact think it can go to 2-3 dollars before the end of the bullrun, which will probably be around Christmas as usual. 3 dollars per k in 9 months from now.
Exactly,
We're gonna make it no matter what but we also gotta be realistic with the price predictions
I do think 3 dollars is realistic, but it's also in the top end of what I think. I think it's most likely around 2 dollars, but you know as well as I how crazy the market can get.
Why price go back up?
Becaouse pipol bougthed
Because people are starting to realize that this is a solid project and will make new millionaires.
check latest AMA or announcements on tg
Paneer banned
God damn it I was waiting for my paycheck to clear to buy more couldn't it have waited a day
I just minted a katana
Based
Luv me paneer
can you sell that NFT later or you can just use it for staking reward increase?
you can sell it, there will be a market. On openocean there are some already for sale.
just minted my katana and staked
see you in 6 months kenis sisters