Hear me out, guys. We all know that racoons are pretty smart and have very agile hands. But we have to take them to the next level.
I propose that we build a an environment for racoons that puts massive pressure onto evolving in direction of gaining sentience.
focus on becoming smarter, larger, more social and bipedal.
we should have large sentient racoons in like 100 years
Anon, if you want to frick a raccoon, then you just need to make them bigger
I have now investigated raccoon origins and it is essentially a bear
Thanks for the heads up, Casual Geographic
I want to frick this
I like em a bit more furry than that.
uhhhh nugga just clone a big titty asian girl and graft on the genetics for raccoon ears and tail
We actually already know how to do that today and the amount of time it'll take to artificially select and breed that into existence is the same time it'll take you to afford cloning and dna editing.
Seems kind of immoral to give a human being horrific deformities so you can turn them into a sex object.
But the other way is ok? to deform the animals into humans?
Morality is a spook dumbass. It's just an excuse for the upper class to rape us. First it was the church and now it's the same cult with a new hat.
I never said it was ok to deform animals into humans, moron. What is this new cult you are referring to? I was just saying it's wrong to give a person useless deformities that they would have to live with for the rest of their life.
We're talking about women, not humans moron.
lazy response
LMAO BASED
anon it's took hominids millions of years to go from gesture based communication to vocal based. you are starting with a species that can't even do the first one. you are not doing that in 100 years.
yeah but we are talking of serious pressure here, not dicking around for millennia
>build a an environment for racoons that puts massive pressure onto evolving in direction of
Coons eat trash. They are evolving in a way to adapt to human environments.
I’m just joking, scientists aren’t 100% sure why they wet their food before eating it.
They clearly have advanced germ theory knowledge, duh
If they don’t wash their food, why are they called Washbear in German?
Because they do
>FORCED EVOLUTION CHALLENGE:
>BREED A COON THAT CAN OUTSMART THE OTHER KIND OF COON
they can already do that
I want to believe but I need video evidence
This will never happen because ~~*they*~~ are fundamentally against recognizing the importance of genetics and hate natural/artificial selection with a passion. They literally believe that all races are equal. An inch of disagreement means that you are a Nazi to them.
imagine gaining sentience in a world and a labaratory were another conscientious lifeform dominates everything.
You have no culture, you have no history, you have no family.
I mean I'm still in favor of it because selectively breeding another sentient lifeform would be huge and humans would finally have someone else to confide in on the cosmic scale, but the ethics and actual ways you go about it seem quite muddy.
I feel like a sentient racoon would be a really good comedian.
Also they can do a lot of jobs that require small space access.
Why are raccoons so cute, scientifically speaking?
so we help them to achieve their full potential
anon there's a reason they're called "coons." do you really want the world to deal with that so you can gratify your furry bullshit?
yes. they cant be worse than the other type of coons
>we should have large sentient racoons in like 100 years
After that we will never be able to secure our rubbish bins. And this is what you propose??
No I think octopi are a better study
and they have 8 arms to jerk me off
>anon invents bears
>wants to make them more intelligent
How about no.
just bring back this dude
Chapalmalania
that doesnt look smart to me. just fat
Let's just do that with people. We can start with you as a prototype and build out our methodology
Yiff in hell furgay!
evolution fricked us by giving us sentience, and now our misery seeks company?
>talk about making an animal sentiment.
>that makes you a furgay for some reason
what this world has come to
you know there are those freak anons who absolutely would
nah I don't want to frick the anthro, I want to be the anthro