Hear me out, guys. We all know that racoons are pretty smart and have very agile hands.

Hear me out, guys. We all know that racoons are pretty smart and have very agile hands. But we have to take them to the next level.
I propose that we build a an environment for racoons that puts massive pressure onto evolving in direction of gaining sentience.
focus on becoming smarter, larger, more social and bipedal.
we should have large sentient racoons in like 100 years

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, if you want to frick a raccoon, then you just need to make them bigger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon it's took hominids millions of years to go from gesture based communication to vocal based. you are starting with a species that can't even do the first one. you are not doing that in 100 years.

      I have now investigated raccoon origins and it is essentially a bear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the heads up, Casual Geographic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to frick this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like em a bit more furry than that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhh nugga just clone a big titty asian girl and graft on the genetics for raccoon ears and tail
        We actually already know how to do that today and the amount of time it'll take to artificially select and breed that into existence is the same time it'll take you to afford cloning and dna editing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seems kind of immoral to give a human being horrific deformities so you can turn them into a sex object.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But the other way is ok? to deform the animals into humans?
            Morality is a spook dumbass. It's just an excuse for the upper class to rape us. First it was the church and now it's the same cult with a new hat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never said it was ok to deform animals into humans, moron. What is this new cult you are referring to? I was just saying it's wrong to give a person useless deformities that they would have to live with for the rest of their life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're talking about women, not humans moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lazy response

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're talking about women, not humans moron.

            LMAO BASED

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon it's took hominids millions of years to go from gesture based communication to vocal based. you are starting with a species that can't even do the first one. you are not doing that in 100 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but we are talking of serious pressure here, not dicking around for millennia

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >build a an environment for racoons that puts massive pressure onto evolving in direction of
    Coons eat trash. They are evolving in a way to adapt to human environments.
    I’m just joking, scientists aren’t 100% sure why they wet their food before eating it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They clearly have advanced germ theory knowledge, duh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they don’t wash their food, why are they called Washbear in German?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they do

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FORCED EVOLUTION CHALLENGE:
    >BREED A COON THAT CAN OUTSMART THE OTHER KIND OF COON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they can already do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to believe but I need video evidence

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will never happen because ~~*they*~~ are fundamentally against recognizing the importance of genetics and hate natural/artificial selection with a passion. They literally believe that all races are equal. An inch of disagreement means that you are a Nazi to them.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine gaining sentience in a world and a labaratory were another conscientious lifeform dominates everything.
    You have no culture, you have no history, you have no family.
    I mean I'm still in favor of it because selectively breeding another sentient lifeform would be huge and humans would finally have someone else to confide in on the cosmic scale, but the ethics and actual ways you go about it seem quite muddy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like a sentient racoon would be a really good comedian.
      Also they can do a lot of jobs that require small space access.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are raccoons so cute, scientifically speaking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so we help them to achieve their full potential

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon there's a reason they're called "coons." do you really want the world to deal with that so you can gratify your furry bullshit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. they cant be worse than the other type of coons

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we should have large sentient racoons in like 100 years
    After that we will never be able to secure our rubbish bins. And this is what you propose??

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I think octopi are a better study
    and they have 8 arms to jerk me off

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon invents bears
    >wants to make them more intelligent
    How about no.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just bring back this dude
    Chapalmalania

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that doesnt look smart to me. just fat

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's just do that with people. We can start with you as a prototype and build out our methodology

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yiff in hell furgay!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    evolution fricked us by giving us sentience, and now our misery seeks company?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >talk about making an animal sentiment.
    >that makes you a furgay for some reason
    what this world has come to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know there are those freak anons who absolutely would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah I don't want to frick the anthro, I want to be the anthro

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