>here's the new ipad

>here's the new ipad
>it's more powerful than all of our computers, weighs nothing, has a great display and infinite battery life
>what? no, you can't write software on it
>what? no, you don't have root access
>what? no, it doesn't run normal operating systems
>what? no, there still isn't any good software for it

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take two (for multitasking).

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only need a device watch sissy hypno

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex.
    With Satania!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the new Satania thread?

      Yes!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ipad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's great for coomin' and cosoomin' media THOUGH, no other tablet comes even close

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry, troonyboy, no ROOT ACCESS for ya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deano of Berkshire has spoken.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the iPad would be so kino if Apple would let it be more than just a big iPhone. It would completely obliterate the laptop industry overnight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apple truly is the monkey's paw of technology

      can't afford to lose the ability to sell 8GB ram laptops

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry, they'll announce laptops with M4 at WWDC
    and they will yet again try to bullshit people into thinking 8GB of RAM is fine

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the new Satania thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      works for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

      go back

      Her name is laughing at itoddler girl, chuds.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just buy the same hardware directly from china. us tech companies dont actually make anything

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE MOST POWERFUL PROCESSOR EVER ON AN IPAD OR ANY OTHER APPLE DEVICE
    >still stuck on iPadOS
    >apps can't even access all of the RAM and performance of the high end models

    Applesisters...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flagship iPad Pro's are just IQ test. Buying any of them for "serious" work means you're terminally moronic because you could've gotten a MacBook instead. Exception to this rule is rule34 furry artists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual artist here. You dont even need the pro line up, you just need one with laminated display

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >with laminated display
          *solves your problem with cheap aftermarket matter/paperlike-copy screen protector*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the screen protectors are great if you want the paper feel. What i meant was, with a laminated display whatever you doodle is going to scribble closer to the screen rather than feeling the gap between the screen and the display while the pencil strokes along.

            That and better fresh-rate but you could do better with non-ipad 120hz tablets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still like microsoft's stylus more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goyim humiliation ritual, you still gonna buy it doe

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't write software on it
    I can write software on my tablet.
    But it isn't an iPad so it isn't crippled.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool
    what do I need one for?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just let it dual boot mac os

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should, but they don't want to kill macbook sales

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are killing macbook sales they selves already tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but that's not what they tell shareholders.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, someone is left with an ipad as soon as poolside pornstars have left the building

    never happens europ is that youre lost in woods with jeep wrangler and gf has to navi to back to highway

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