>here's your 10b dollars image bro
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Cool thanks!
that's not what the actual raw footage from the telescope looks like btw, it's colorized
and the colors are all made up
Colors ARE made up.
space is a lie.
you're a lie
you're also a liar
Just tripped out from that comment
It's a monochromatic image and they choose some heat colormap for it. Not that unusual.
I could make this in gimp in 5 minutes
It's got circles though anon.
Filtered
Cope
thanks to the infinite universe it's entirely possible that whatever you make in gimp will at some point exist in the universe, even my comment will be visible at some level somewhere whether it's drawn in individual atoms or a cluster of planets.
Or, hear me out, it'll show in clusters of photons via transmitted electrons on a moron's cellphone.
>I could make this in gimp in 5 minutes
do it and show us what a professional you are.
You mean that's not real infrared?
Where can I download the infrared version?
>Where can I download the infrared version?
If it was Infared you couldn't see it
Many thanks.
But I was of course merely pretending to be moronic, kind sir.
For real though JWST images are always going to be wavelength upconverted in some way because it is in the infrared band.
It seems as though they are taking a half-way step in just shifting the images into just being in the visible spectrum so it can be displayed, this also adds emphasis that the images are red shifted.
The 10 billion went to Project Blue Beam
bump
The frick is that?
schizo ramblings
now i feel even more lonely by not being able to leave this shithole
It looks like an over exposure over hue saturated picture of a bunch of glass/stones on the river side.
What exactly am I looking at here
Where did you study astronomy?
The deepest image ever taken of the universe. To give you an idea of density, the bright spots with black cores are stars in our own galaxy. Pretty fricking cool.
>where did you study astronomy
CGI pictures to convince the public that billions of tax dollars went to an expensive space camera and not to "MKULTRA2.0: MKULTRA HARDER" projects instead
> here's your test image from the setup phase of the telescope bro.
FTFY
>CGI pictures to convince the public that billions of tax dollars went to an expensive space camera and not to "MKULTRA2.0: MKULTRA HARDER" projects instead
That's cool
Chuckled
>CGI pictures to convince the public that billions of tax dollars went to an expensive space camera and not to "MKULTRA2.0: MKULTRA HARDER" projects instead
nft
> teaser picture
you're a dumbfrick, op. actual colour photos and more: not available until next week. read a news website, you illiterate c**t.
For comparison, a nuclear submarine costs the US military $128 billion each.
y is space to damn big
i mean wtf guys
It's procedurally generated!
nah dude, you're just tiny.
because god is good and carl sagan is gay
>big
being infinite is a property of the universe,
if an image cannot be reasonable parsed by the human eye is it even a real image?
If a bear craps in the wood and nobody is there, does it even smell?
but how do you know it crapped if you have seen or smelt it
How can it be a real image if our eyes aren't real?
what are you struggling to parse in this image, anon?
This is what we have instead of teachers with glocks in every classroom
Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe there's something fundamentally wrong with your country if school teachers need to carry guns?
This I'd what happens if a bleached out flag on the moon is more important than life expectancy.
>Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe there's something fundamentally lame with your country if school teachers don't carry guns?
That's pretty cool for just 10b, imagine what could have been if people weren't Black folk and we didn't have to spend outrageous amounts on defense.
>copy paste the same thing 20 times
wow
>weeb telescope
>couldn't even bother to white balance their stupid image
moron doesn't understand the first image was done that way intentionally to expose the normally faint "halos" and intergalactic medium.
moron doesn't understand that "space" is fake and gay so none of this matters, thus the pictures might as well look pretty since they're otherwise completely pointless
>thinks that space is fake
>calls others morons
Not surprising, but it should be.
Did you think this would do anything other than make you look like an utter fricking moron? What was your thought process here? Was there a thought process or are you just running from a script like any good NPC?
>Brainlets will continue to indulge in their ignorance and unwarranted self-importance
Damn, that is awesome.
Just the absolute crazy sensitivity of this thing.
It's purposefully over-exposing for many of the objects in the shot just to show the insane levels which it can detect.
Where can I follow this as it happens without having it filtered through the lens of garbage pop science websites taking up the first 50 results on google?
Slashdot RSS
the most expensive photoshop of all time. how do people believe this is real?
Because there's no tangible benefit to believing or even knowing it's fake in case your stupid schizo theory is actually real.
>IQfy filled with anti-science political morons
what a shocker. This board is a sham and filled with morons from /x/ and /misc/ that would rather be stuck in caves still.
It's bots and shills mostly
IQfy is targeted heavily because it's antisemitic
The israeli conspiracy is a real one and impacts our lives severely
In order to deal with it the israelites spread misinformation and create fake, moronic conspiracies such as the Earth is flat, reptilians etc.
The result is that when someone speaks about the israeli conspiracy, he is lumped together with the crazies and his opinion discredited
You’re so close anon. I’m proud of you.
TELL MEEE
they are just thirdies spamming pepes and wojaks
t. thirdie
This is what the same region looks like using a "normal" earth telescope.
JWST image overlayed on top.
why do stars have spikes?
I don't think those are actually stars
Regardless if they are stars, the spikes are diffraction spikes caused by the boom arms and the segmented mirrors
STARS ARE NOT BIG NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS YOU JUST FELL FOR THE SCIENCE israelite THAT WAY HE CAN TAKE MONEY OFF YOUR POCKETS YOU IDIOTIC INBRED MONKEYS
there is nothing after death
Just because you are replying to people too moronic to understand science doesn't mean you aren't a fedora tipping homosexual.
i am simply counter-schizoposting
>why do stars have spikes?
They don't.
The spikes are caused by the hexagonal primary mirrors and the struts holding up the secondary mirror.
Most telescopes have this issue, scientists don't like it but it can look pretty at least.
>The spikes are caused by the hexagonal primary mirrors and the struts holding up the secondary mirror
prove it science Black person
To stab you, watch the frick out
wtf is the real? As in these are the pictures NASA was going to reveal tomorrow? Or was this already released?
And here is the section of the sky being observed from the ground when fully zoomed out (at native 8k i believe)
That helps put it into perspective slightly at least.
Still wont impress normies, but not bad.
>stars are actually round like the sun
>no stars are star shaped now
Make up your mind, science, I have enough of this shit
This isn’t even a photo taken by the main telescope, it’s a photo snapped by the guidance sensor. Images from the main tele are expected to be released on the 12th
10b down the drain, just to see how some bright spots in the sky looked hundreds of years ago
lmao
>NASA actually shilling on IQfy for their new 12b toy
>l-look guys it m-makes p-p-pictures uwu
>talking about technology on a technology board
>bad
shut the FRICK up
Honestly at this point I don't care about space shit. I'll be long dead before anything happens. Plus, a WW will break out as soon as some country tries to colonize it. As shit is now in the world, do you really want to take humanity to someplace else?
Social media per se isn't the issue, the issue is how the social dynamics of the Internet are bleeding into real life. People are rewarded for being petty idiots that act controversial, yet hold exclusively uncontroversial opinions, which means politics inevitably gravitate toward the ideologies of AWFLs, at the expense of all other opinions. Even from the left, disagreeing with them is social suicide; these days I find it easier to argue with right wingers than liberals.
Ironic how everyone cites the Unabomber manifesto to explain modern technology when I doubt even he would have predicted the shitshow of Big Tech.
Damn, 10 billion dollars, all gone forever burned up to make this image... Not ever to come back into the economy.
you are a dumb Black person; companies that produced the device received funds and paid for materials and labor, materials purchased were produced from somewhere that also likely purchased materials and labor. The 10B dollars fueled the economy and gets cycled back in; it's not like they take 10B in cash and ship it off into space.
dumbass
>If you have a good job, good healthcare, and a nice wife who cooks a good meal and sucks your dick when you get home and you have three kids in a house in a safe part of town, which America should be striving for its citizenry, young folks would stop this shit.
That sounds antisemitic to me.
HOLY SHIT GUYS THERES A GIANT WHITE HAND IN SPACE
The Cursor of God.
ATHEISM BTFOd
I can't believe I helped pay towards this garbage
I can't believe I'm helping pay towards your life support
>morons unironically think JWST is about pretty pictures.
Jesus wept.
This was always going to happen
>BIGGER MIRROR MEANS BIGGER PRETTIER PICTUUUUURREEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Those pictures are pretty compared to what was available before.
So pretty they make me depressed.
That is a real issue for the low IQ masses though.
Hubble was popular because it took amazing looking pictures of nebulae in our own galaxy and of galaxies close enough to see loads of details.
But Webb will mostly take pictures of galaxies very far away.
Even if it's technically impressive and scientifically important, the pictures won't look any better than pictures of closer galaxies.
I am still exited, but I have a 138 IQ so I like this kind of stuff.
But the average Apple user here will never understand.
why are they spending billions of dollarydoos on telescopes when space is flat?
Could be worse. Money could have been spent on Black folk.
The heliocentric model is impossible 🙂
at least take up a defensible position like geocentrism
you are too stupid to comprehend anything larger than your double wide
take your pills
you are in a cult and your god does not exist
Fluoride is, indeed, a developmental neurotoxin. It will bar every last person from getting an extra 2 IQ points. Nobody denies that. Instead they say not adding it to the tap water is discriminating against minorities because they can't afford toothpaste or something.
>Instead they say not adding it to the tap water is discriminating against minorities because they can't afford toothpaste or something.
Let's see a source on this.
>Nobody denies that.
i do because it's obviously false you fricking moron, it's a fabrication by the fascist john birch society
the calibration censor took this picture, the deepest image ever made by mankind. wait until the whole thing is online
THIS SHIT IS A SCAM WAKE UP PEOPLE THIS IS ALL FAKE AND GAY I COULD DO THIS I KRITA IN AN AFTERNOON THERE IS NO SPACE THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE SKY IS BLUE moronS
science does not exists its an invention of israelites to take shekels from you while you build actual stuff
science is true but also it's bloated.
>be scientific
>need money for researching shit
>have to suck israelites dick in order to get money
>realize npcs throw their money at anything space related
>larp about some giga expensive project for a huge humanity advancement
>get infinite money supply
>create a cheap aluminium foil covered computer with a camera
>send it to space
>larp about it needing delicate adjustments for months while drinking coffee and playing starcraft all day in the labs
>npcs keep throwing money
>finally publish a bunch of crappy satellite pictures to justify everything
>npcs are happy
>repeat with a new space project
>theres people who unironically think the space program is a hoax
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You think theres a civilization where the aliums are actually happy out there somewhere? I’d hate to think every intelligent species eventually becomes buttholes and everything goes to shit
Not unless they've created a post-scarcity society ala StarTrek TNG, which is unlikely.
We already have in some ways, yet in one part of the world people are starving and in another part of the world everyone is morbidly obese.
The problem is unequal distribution of resources, we have plenty to go around.
That's not post-scarcity though. Resources would still be finite and people would still need to work for a living. TNG gets around this by using replicators which run on plot magic and provide limitless free food, water, etc which removes the need to work to stay alive.
>limitless
they're not limitless. there was that one planet about to blow because the morons were running their entire society on replication and it was gun' blow
amogus
but when I take the pills, all my frens disappear 🙁
why you have to do this to me
why the frick are we so interested in spying on our galactic neighbors anyway? i thought being a peeping tom was frowned upon
They might have oil, funny alloys, or spicy elements for us to bring democracy to.
Politicians aren't the brightest bunch
Take for example the SETI initiative of doxxing Earth
money laundering.
quick send 6x that much to ukraine instead of building useful space infrastructure
go get an HIV test
Originally billed as low cost alternative to Hubble for $500M, back in the 1980s.
Looks like a Christmas card background
why can't they remove all the artifacts
yes yes op, you are very intelligent and have owned the libs