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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino, but IQfy hate it because reddit told them to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit loves this book. Go on r/books—it’s the only classic they talk about. There is a circlejerk thread every couple of days which garners thousands and thousands of upvotes. It’s entertaining but definitely bloated and poorly written.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Classic novel of widely reputed literary quality
        >IQfy's Opinion: "It's shit and poorly written"

        About what I expected.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Classic novel of widely reputed literary quality
          No, you idiot. It is universally maligned by critics for lacking literary merit. It is a bloated mess of a work and filled with redundancies. Dumas’ writing in the d’Artagnan Romances is far more smooth but because he was paid by the line for Monte Cristo he stretched it out. However, that is what weirdly gives the novel its charm.

          https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2019/10/28/the-cult-of-the-imperfect/

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is universally maligned by critics for lacking literary merit.
            First off, Literary Merit =/= Poorly Written. Secondly, who says this? Modern writers? "Literary merit" is the most nebulous term available which essentially boils down to the nature of the book being elusive and its themes being deliberately provocative.

            >the Paris Review
            Why should I care what some nobody said about a novel that towers over anything they've ever written in their entire lives? Kind of a situation of a mouse critiquing the cat as it has it in its jaws, affair.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >confused nonsense

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, that's about what I would call that ParisReview.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why should I care what some nobody said about a novel that towers over anything they've ever written in their entire lives?
            Anon, the article was written by Umberto Eco…

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >written by Umberto Eco
            Yes, and?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The same Eco who was criticized by Roger Scruton for being a shallow and pedantic writer who hides behind the illusion of being a good writer through the profuse abuse of esotericism?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            My issue was with calling Umberto Eco a nobody; it was not a comment on the quality of his writing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is though. Only people within the spheres of "the now" literary circles know or care who Umberto is. Danielle Steele is more of a known author than he is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit loves this book. Go on r/books—it’s the only classic they talk about. There is a circlejerk thread every couple of days which garners thousands and thousands of upvotes. It’s entertaining but definitely bloated and poorly written.

      How can reddit love this book if they hate ''groomers''?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dangerously based. it has a much more based resolution too. He becomes rich and kills his enemies instead of moping about life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, what else would you do if you got immensely rich?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He becomes rich and kills his enemies instead of moping about life
      No, even better, he gets them to kill themselves/makes their own evil catch up to them. He doesn't even do anything morally wrong, just brings their evil deeds to light.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dangerously based
      Marrying a Grecian prostitute isn't based.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's literally me
    you are Gustave Courbet?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he gets a child killed and realizes he shouldn't play God, then tries to redeem himself by getting Maximilien and Valentine together. Then he fricks off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He gets a child killed and realizes he shouldn't play God, then tries to redeem himself by getting Maximilien and Valentine together. Then he fricks off and becomes the Sultan of Albania with his exotic daughter/concubine.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumas was the most based Black person to ever live

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like 1/4 Black.

    • 8 months ago
      Machado de Assis

      A pior perspectiva ja presenciada nesse conciliábulo asio-americano de coser cestas

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        MACHADO QUE HONRA A SUA VISITA A ESTE CONCILIÁBULO MONGOL DE OBSERVAÇÃO DE PÁSSAROS

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  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you do time?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prison was inside me all that time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not quite qualified to be Dantes.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first section of this book is so much fun. except for that fernard character.. I don't like him >_<

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumas is great. All of his works are great.

    I remember in college we had this white middle aged woman as a professor in one of my literature classes and in one of the first classes she told us to call out "names of classical authors". I could immediately tell what she was trying to do, and called out "Alexandre Dumas". Predictably, when she finished writing all the names down, she stated "Notice how these writers are all white straight males?" - I then pointed out "Dumas" wasn't and her reply was just "Well students don't usually call out his name."

    I laughed and proceeded to do jack-shit all semester. Still finished with an A.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's always one insufferable homosexual (ironically me in this case) that brings up Auguste Maquet but Dumas is the one who brings out the magic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate all homosexual female teachers

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumas is a playwright first, novelist second. TCOMC could've been at least 200-300 pages shorter and had the same impact. It's a beautiful book though, but not without it's demerits (but what book isn't?)
    Like the other anon said, Dumas was paid per line and it shows when he drags events—Franz d'Epinay and Albert de Morcerf in Italy, for example.

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