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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sir. Upload more core java tutorial.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sers

      > as-salamu alaykum
      doesn't sound pajeet to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pakis and banglas are honorary pajeets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bengalis are Indian but not Muslim. Muslims in India are rape babies or converted homosexuals, fake Muslims

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bangalas are Muslims. All Bangladeshis are Bengalis, but not all Bengalis are Bangladeshis.

            Its like all israelites are White. But not all White are israelites.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >all israelites are White
            that's horrendously wrong.
            1. only ashkenazis can pass as whites
            2. they don't consider themselves white
            3. most israelites are MENA shitskins

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >whitoid cope
            you vill be replaced

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe, but one whites are low enough in numbers, humanity collapses back to stone age and survival of the fittest.
            guess what happens after that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >jews
            >white

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >all israelites are White
            Only about 49% of israelites have white skin (and those Ashkenazi israelites still have tons of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern admixture). The rest are predominantly Middle Eastern and brown (Sephardic and Mizrahi), with an extremely small black segment (who also have significant Semitic admixture).

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JS actually lets you use the keyword "let" as a variable, but also gives you undefined. Amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      undefined is the return value of console.log dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would it return undefined and not the string you’re passing it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would you think it would be necessary to return the same string that was passed in? Normally a function without a return value should return an error or undefined if it was successful

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno in my very limited programming experience with Java, system.out.println(x) returns the string you pass it so I figured this would be similar

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no it doesnt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute state of IQfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By Shiva, this is based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      either actual moron or sophisticated bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 shitpost.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let =
    please tell me javashit doesnt let you do that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i was surprised too but it does apparently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >let =
        please tell me javashit doesnt let you do that

        confirmed the indian kid knows more than IQfy about programming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i was surprised too but it does apparently.

      let let = "let";
      var let = "let";
      const let = "neet";

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        brain = "let"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        let let = function(let) { return let; };
        var let = let(let);

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the actual frick lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let was added later on, so making it a restricted keyword regardless of context would be a breaking change.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          virgin JavaScript devs walking on eggshells because some fricking moron in some ancient code used the word let as a variable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, it's just more funny this way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anything about JS but seeing as is was inspired by Lisp, and Lisp allows redefining built-in symbols, I'm not surprised this is valid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This kid is a JS guru bestowing enlightenment upon undeserving western Hylics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'use strict'
      now it doesn't :^)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how dose it feel to know that in 10 years he'll be earning six figures at a gayMAN, while you'll be broke from medical bills treating your morbid obesity and diabetes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >while you'll be broke from medical bills
      I don't live in a 3rd world shit hole called america, so this won't happen to me lmao

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let var = let;

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who? post link

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who?
      the king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it more worth spending time on than IQfy shitposting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's peak shitposting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >JavaScript
        >Java

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HELLO FRIENDS
    ASSALAM ALAIKUM

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sirs please do the needful

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pennies he earns in ad revenue surely aren't paying for the electricity his computer uses, so can anyone explain why he's doing this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He literally thinks "writing code" = programming. He doesn't understand what programming is.

      guys is this guy a new microcelebrity on IQfy ?
      I am out of the loop. Someone please explain

      Schizo Pakistani teenager who makes 5 hour long "programming tutorials" that's just him writing CSS attributes and mumbling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was just hella autistic and playing with his IDE, was almost excited to see that he was actually starting to learn how to write proper python scripts. But today he did the real needful and shilled a "crypto miner" .exe so maybe he was just trying to build up a bullshit channel to get some malware out there.

      Typical little script kiddie jeet piece of shit, lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesnt make sense because if that was his objective he couldve made bullshit but functional code tutorials or at least not several hours long ones filled with mumbling
        I dont think any of us know what his real end goal is, tiny pajeet is just way too far above our level

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >if that was his objective he couldve made bullshit but functional code tutorials or at least not several hours long ones filled with mumbling
          He wants to be sure his audience is moronic enough to download and run his crypto miner.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guys is this guy a new microcelebrity on IQfy ?
    I am out of the loop. Someone please explain

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be good morning to you sirs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngl the pajeet on the hero lowkey bussin with that business casual biker drip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Learn FICO
      what does that even mean? are they scamming other jeets into learning how the FICO system is? Or how to game it with fake calculations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the real version

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ??

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it really like that? you can just declare variables in js without specifying the type?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called implicit typing. It's the opposite of manifest typing, in which you have to specify the type.
      Related concepts are dynamic typing, in which the only the runtime -- not the compiler, if any -- knows the type, and static typing, in which the compiler knows the type (and, in some cases, the runtime doesn't).
      IQfy usually confuses implicit typing with dynamic typing, and manifest typing with static typing.
      Other related concepts are weak and strong typing. Weak typing is when types are advisory and easily changed with implicit semantics. Static weak typing is usually weak mostly via bitwise reinterpretation, whereas dynamic weak typing is usually weak mostly via duck-typing and implicit conversion. Strong typing is when types are mandatory, and available features for type conversion are mostly explicit.
      IQfy mostly does not understand the difference between implicit, dynamic, and weak typing, nor the difference between manifest, static, and strong typing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let =
    >string = 5+4

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best programmer wins again, how can IQfy compete?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aww, our little poojeet is growing up so fast

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