He's truly a literary genius

He's truly a literary genius
No wonder he was awarded the Nobel Prize in literature even though he never wrote a book
>Got killed by a blow, lay slain by a cane
>That sailed through the air and came down through the room,
>Doomed and determined to destroy all the gentle.
>And she never done nothing to William Zanzinger.
>But you who philosophize, disgrace and criticize all fears,
>Take the rag away from your face, now ain't the time for
Your tears.
His lyrics are peak poetry

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly a great.

    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a gypsy queen
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 'til the moon is blue
    Wiggle 'til the moon sees you
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a swarm of bees
    Wiggle on your hands and knees
    Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear
    Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here
    Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts
    Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
    Wiggle, you can raise the dead
    Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher
    Wiggle 'til you vomit fire
    Wiggle 'til it whispers, wiggle 'til it hums
    Wiggle 'til it answers, wiggle 'til it comes
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like satin and silk
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle and shake
    Wiggle, like a big fat snake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mfw I've never heard that song and it still would've taken me years to fully absorb his Visions of Johannas, Jokermans, It's Alright Ma's before I would naturally come upon that one

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has written a book you ignorant pedo. it’s called Tarantula.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither one should have gotten it but always thought Leonard Cohen deserved it a hell of allot more. That man wrote some truly preposterous things but he has that Whitman quality with some lines just stay with you.

    Christopher Ricks is a great critic but his championing of Dylan really shows the limits of close reading.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cohen's stuff is meh
      Dylan at least deals with political stuff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at least Dylan deals with the low hanging fruit that will be forgotten after he dies

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron
          songs were mostly about inane shit before dylan

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have a very small and limited knowledge of music.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I don't know I was listening to some of his later albums and lines like:

        > I see the ghost of culture with numbers on its wrist
        > Salute some new conclusion that all of us have missed

        Perked me up quite a bit.

        That's for being political; lots of writing is political that doesn't make a good. Quite a bit of Dylan's early politics as aged so badly, he seems to spend half of most interviews making excuses for it.
        Choen is also quite a bit more varied than Dylan, some of those early songs about suicide is straight up comedies. And he was experimenting with Eastern mysticism, and jazz, and gospel music way before Dylan decided to try his hand at it. I think in general he always feels more fresh to me.

        I say this but I actually really like Dylan's last few albums so there is that.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His voice is too shit to listen to

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt appeal to me at all, it is purple shit

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dadrock
    Only another decade before all these boomers pass on and we don't have to listen to it anymore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is grandpa rock at this point, dadrock is limp bizkit.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say it again, IQfy is a Farina board

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? You can't even be bothered to type the tilde.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well when you put it that way I guess bob's better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I post this every time somebody mentions that israelite zimmerman, Been Down So Long is my favorite book of all time

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss my adolescence

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rooting for this 'christian' 'poet' in a petpetual hands rubbing motion
    Good citizwns of IQfy sucking down the slop of the day and being genuinely happy about it.
    Also blm and love is love.
    The state of IQfy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing more dull than unrefined racism.

      Go back to your people.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he never wrote a book
    He has written several.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like masters of war its a cool song

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peak poetry
    This is so cringe, please readmore

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely wonder if we’ll ever see a work of genius in both poetry and music. In my entire life I haven’t heard a song with lyrics better than what you’d find in a community college poetry 101 class. Similarly, the only truly great music seems to be from composers long dead. Dante had a friend who set some of his poems to music, and I’ve heard that Homer was set to music for centuries—but it’s all lost now.

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