Hi everyone I’m from Reddit and new here. what’s the best way to achieve Call of the Crocodile levels of success by writing a book? Can I become the next F Gardner if I study his works and try to learn from whatever it was that he did right?
My honest goal is to write the next big book like Call of the Crocodile. Is this realistic?
>picrel
this can't be real
what makes you say that
Frick off, schizo.
>>>/x/
What gave it away for me was the thickness of infinite jest
And that edition of the single volume abridged spengler is no longer in print
Your goal should be just to write a book. Then come back here to shitpost about it.
He rapes his sister, Phoebe.
Who does?
Gardner can actually get it up?
I'm genuinely surprised by this.
I figured this constant public self-stroking was because he couldn't get it up anymore.
bad photoshop job
>It's a faaaake!
No shit? You really think that a commercial bookstore would have a pile of Mein Kampf, next to Black Future, Industrial Society and its Future, fricking Turner Diaries and Ten Little Black folk
Start with the Geeks.
F Gardner is a 160 IQ genius bipolar autist. You have to have an innate level of ability to reach his success. Just write what you can understand and stop presuming you're great just because you come from dumbass neighbours on your home site.
The Frank Gardner method is; write something legible then spend a fricktonne of moulah on advertising it on this website and pay some "social media" dudes to shill the shit out of it on this board
this, in fact, is not the method. the method is too much for reddit shitheads to comprehend. stop trying to ruin our hero's reputation.
Gardner posts to Reddit:
https://reddit.com/comments/j7poea
Big surprise, it's spam-shilling.
All he does it talk about himself.
Didn't his parents raise him better?
And it's not working.
Here's the actual record of his latest brain-dropping's Amazon ranking:
Day 1: #86000 (approx.)
Day 2: #202495
Day 3: #211347
Day 4: #320117
Day 5: #398533
Day 6: #495719
Day 7: #554727
Day 8: #632628
Day 9: #241052 (OMG! some sales!)
Day 10: #430088
Day 11: #531694
Day 12: #601990
Day 13: #682710
Day 14: #345984 (at least one sale!)
Day 15: #585473
Day 16: #319885 (an uptick!)
Day 17: #503796
Day 18: #548541
Day 19: #645383
Day 20: #693857
Day 21: #741098
Day 22: #799398
Day 23: #839245
Day 24: #870841
Day 25: #904290
...sinking like a rock.
Start with the trilogy
This, I would upvote if I could, should be the first post
>traditional publishers hate them!jgmgrh
Has anybody actually read the Eggplant, I know that its written by a regular from here (at least that's what he claims) and that its being shilled
Call of the Crocodile is glorious, I really enjoyed the memes and its longitivity
If you insist on reading these shitty books, don't pay for them.
Behead All Satans is at https://files.catbox.moe/tssf7s.zip
COTC is on z-lib.org
Where do I get eggplant?
I feel ashamed, IQfy is worse than reddit
Then it sounds like you know exactly where to frick off to
Reddit reads, IQfy doesn't even do that
Something something free speech
/lit/ards have these books on the shelf but they didn't read a single one, worse than women
It’s worse than that. They don’t even own books in any form and therefore don’t read.
I hope you are right, its better than wasting money on books when they don't read.
At least someone who has some form of books is closer to reading than one who doesn’t. Either way if an anon doesn’t read he should leave
Start with the Australians