How are my wagies holding up?
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It is what it is.
what is?
Yeah.
Been up smoking freebase for four days the shadow demons are back they keep moving back and forth in the corners of my eyes I think this time I will be able to catch one and make it tell me what it knows about where my cat is I am no fool I know they are responsible for him going missing and I will find out the truth I can see everything when my eyes are open
You're probably joking but here
>2hr 36min runtime for a literallywho podcast about ????
yeah let me just give that a watch
"shadow demons" it explains everything
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They know.
God speed, crackanon!
Lmfao @wagie
I've been trying to make myself a medical zombie but unfortunately for me I think my inner monologue is just too strong. I've been on high dosages of anti-psychotics, anti-depressants, the whole lot. Nothing ever silences my wish to never work again or pacifies me enough to make me a zombie. All day I just want to go home and when I'm home I dread going back to work. Voice in my head just tells me to give up 24/7. I just want to be an NPC
I'm gonna be 27 in a few months and have never had a job.
based, work fricking sucks
Not based. You don't want to be me. If I could have gotten a job I would have taken it... sadly I have one too many issues that I just can't for the life in me overcome.
I got my first job at 27 i fricking love it, i don't miss being a neet at all that shit was soul destroying
You guys should save up for a van to live in.
It makes saving up money insanely easy if you still want to work even part time and is hyper comfy, plus you can travel.
I have one with a generator and ac window ac unit. The only downside is I don't have a computer or console but I could get all of that working easy.
can't you get a cool satellite laptop so you can be epic on the road and shit?
How the frick am I going to bring a satellite in a car idiot? they're huge.
Ya put it on top of the van you silly goose
whoa
A van would do nothing for me because I can't drive and I'm too drunk and shaky and terrified to learn. I guess I could have a hooker drive it out to the middle of the woods for me and then murder her but it doesn't seem very practical. Does doordash deliver to murder vans in the woods?
I don't know, I saw one anon here who had a pretty sweet set up in his storage unit.
It would probably be a pain to find one worth living in with outlets and all that though.
>Dropped out of university 15 years ago
>Parents crushed, can barely talk to me so disappointed
>Entirely satisfied that my life is over and I see nothing for it but to work a lot. Not even in hope, but stubborn opposition to my fate.
>Get minimum wage retail job during the day, bar work at night so I don't have to interact with my ashamed and worried parents
>This goes on for a year or so
>Trainee accounting course comes up one day a week in local paper
>Do it alongside my two jobs
>Get a decent qualification after three years
>Turns out working 65hrs a week for four years adds up even on minimum wage (Parents don't charge me rent so I can save)
>Have enough money to buy a house. No mortgate, just buy a house. (I live in the cheap part of my country)
>Accounting qualification gets me cushy office job
>Office people are lazy morons so some practice and an online course or two makes me, relative to them, a spreadsheet python scripting archwizard
>Get promotion
>Damn near automate all my work, don't tell anyone and nobody checks
>COVID
>Permanent WFH
>Have enough spare time to get second job
>Same shit happens there where all my tasks are scripted and nobody notices or checks
>Working 1-2hrs per week max at this point even with two jobs
>Buy bigger house
>Rent out spare room so I have effectively no mortgage again
>Will pay off current house within 6 years
>Just browse IQfy all day like any other NEETs
I cannot overemphasize how the grindstone will save you.
Even if you hate it and yourself, it will save you.
You will also learn to respect yourself along the way and give up the whining self-pity bullshit.
Thanks, but I think I'll just stay drunk and hate myself while living off my investments. Feeling good about myself sounds terrible.
That's based as frick, I wish I was smart/lucky enough to think of something like this.
>work 2 minimum wage jobs and you too could afford to spend all day on IQfy!
No. I think I'll just wait for my parents to die to get a house. but enjoy your zoom calls and random stranger living in your home.
Office job doing what
Selling my butthole for $15 a man.
accounting, obv
I'm 32 turning 33 in July, I'm too old to do that. It's homelessness or death for me when my parents are gone.
This just proves a lot of jobs are just bullshit life sucking busy work. Shame on you for perpetuating this dogshit system.
Thank you anon, I needed to hear that.
I'm at work right now. Office job, only half-time, pays like shit but it's okay, monotonous and not all that demanding. I listen to history podcasts while I work and take 30 minutes breaks for a quick coffee. At 26 this is the furthest I've gotten. I am pathetic.
Y'all need to visit IQfy. High IQ individuals looking for freedom. It's anime. Basically One Piece.
IQfy sucks.
I graduated nearly 3 years ago and I've only ever worked landscaping,
I finally managed to get to a second round interview which I took over a video call, and I fricked it up by wearing a t-shirt trying talking to the president of the company. He made the observation that I was laid back, and I said it takes practice.
I live in Canada and I'm a white male looking for a STEM job so... ya. I can barely muster the will to get and stay out of bed
>“What about you, Billy? Billy? Billy, What do you want to be when you grow up?”
>Billy stands up and he says, “I want to be president of the United States.” And the teacher says, “Oh, my God, Billy. Billy, that is a wonderful dream.”
>And Billy means that shit. Billy does everything right. That motherfricker gets his grades up, he joins student government. He even does extracurricular activities like show choir just to make his resume look good. He’s on track to be president. But junior year, he wipes. When he’s 16, he gets his girlfriend pregnant, and has to drop out of high school to make ends meet. But lucky for him, the local Walmart’s hiring. By the time he’s 20 years old, this motherfricker makes assistant manager at Walmart. He’s the youngest one in the district. He says, “Oh, my God, if I can keep this up for four more years, I could be a manager. If I can keep this up for six more years after that, I could even be a regional manager and have as many as three Walmarts under my control.”
>And he’s a big-picture guy. He sees where this path is going. So he kills himself.
honestly sounds fine to me. better than being some hack washed up comedian. nice and comfy and relatively secure.
>But junior year, he wipes. When he’s 16, he gets his girlfriend pregnant, and has to drop out of high school to make ends meet. But lucky for him, the local Walmart’s hiring.
A high school dropout and teen dad becoming regional manager by 24 is a pretty solid accomplishment and Billy should be proud of himself and his family.
I'm on social security because of injuries, but I'm thinking about trying to get a part time online job so I can buy some cool guns because I love shooting. I won $200 on a $5 bet yesterday too so I think I'm going to use it to buy a neat old shotgun. Thanks for reading my blog.
Out of a job in 2 months. Might have to go NEETmad for a while, brothers.
Jesus Christ. Just make sure you put the word on the street that you don't want black reaching out and touching your pink when you're on the streets brother.
I genuinely can't atop farting.
Are you me from last night? I ate a bunch of tv dinners and had long noxious farts every five minutes all night until I took a fat ogre shit this morning and the doodoo snake curled all around the toilet several times and had fart holes in it where gas had been trapped. Now my tummy hurts. 🙁
kek these unneedfully foul posts crack me up every time
Soon
I'm making it, been drinking way to many energy drinks. It's the worst.
Just got told I'm working an extra four hours. Frick I hate dealing with people so fricking much. Frick overtime.
I know that feeling.
The cool part is that I still have like half my normal shift left to go. Sometimes I want to rip the skin off my body and scream until my some organ pops and I die in agony.
Don't worry it'll probably get worse.
Thanks anon, it always does 🙂
That's the spirit, just look on the bright side, it will probably get worse so enjoy it before it gets there.
On vacation all this week as of today, gonna see my e-gf. If the thread is up later I'll tell you guys how it goes (it will go well).
Narrator: "It didn't go well."
Frick you Morgan Freeman and frick narration, we control our own destinies.
Narrator: "It turns out Morgan Freeman was banging his girlfriend."
>*freeze frame*
>"Yet, the only one in control is Morgan Freeman...controlling that pussy"
every story has its ebbs and flows, its triumphs and lessons. and though the path may not always be smooth, it is uniquely yours to walk, to learn from, to grow. so, take heart. for even in disappointment, there's a lesson to be gleaned, a strength to be discovered. and above all, remember, you are never alone on this journey
Its 6am, i got no sleep and took monday off for a mandatory holiday, wasting it away here and im finally sleepy. Knowing ill wake again by 8pm, shitpost and doomscroll my life here again.
And my day off would feel like it never happened
NEET here, frick I need a job. Government gibs are cool but not enough
Iconic, literally
Trump needs to get reelected and cut your bux so you have a nice day already
Got laid off a couple of weeks back. Nearly two decades with the company. Good severance so im not immediately screwed, but being a middle aged corporate stooge having to re-enter the job market is making life seem kind of unbearable.
Working for a boss is a sham, the way is to open your own business
I’ve been a neet for over a year, theres been up to near 5 month stretches where I didn’t go outside, not even to throw out the trash. Life gets very dull and the days just blend together, then you get very apathetic about doing any thing. I end up lying down and rotting in my bed for most of my hours. However this doesn’t bother me because I never had much of a life to begin with, no friend cirlces no gf or anything to worry about so it’s not all bad. If you have the chance to do something with your life, do it because I’ll probably end up roping soon.
If you were going to rope yourself, you'd have done it already. You'll eventually get the motivation and get a job even if it's a shit one, I was in the same situation, and my mental health is a lot better even if I'm working retail, at least I'm doing something practical.
>quit my job almost a year ago
>have been living off savings and massive amounts of credit card debt to pay the bills
>it's running out and I have to get a job now
Such is life, get a job at the pawn shop like I do, it's actually kinda fun.
i have like 100g cash i kind of want to by a van and see if i can work on the road. maybe i quit and find something else to do idk. i let my 20s slip away and wish i had seen more, and with a stable wfh job i might be able to make it work. played my first ever poker tournament at a casino yesterday and got fifth won $500 that was cool
Anyone worked in a warehouse/order processor before? How were the schedule?
I do customer support right now and I'm at my limit. At this point I just never want to interact with another customer again.
I worked for like the Fed Ex hub for Memphis as a sorter and it was like the hardest month I ever did, they had me like sorting like 200 packages a minute for like about 5 hours, the pay was good, but I was so exhausted that I could only think about being exhausted.
I was thinking more of packing and sending orders for an online store and shit like that. I'm sure it would be stressful, but so is chatting with three people at the same time while trying to problem solve economic disputes. I mostly just want a job where I'm actually moving around a bit, but I'm not sure how much else there is out there for a former NEET of like 10 years.
My main worry is scheduling, I think most of the shifts are early mornings(5-6 AM) or evening/night, and add an hour or so bus/subway commute on top of it.
>mfw trying to get by making 24.25 an hour in Canada
How do I link up with like 10 to 20 indian guys so I can only pay a couple hundred a month in rent and actually save money? I'm white but maybe if I get a tan and grow a mustache I can blend in.
phone bill: overdue
meds: flushed
glasses: cracked
car: out of gas
days until next pay: 10
im not doing too well bros but at least the voices keep me company when i cant sleep at night
What kind of job have the least amount of responsibility and human contact?
for an underqualified loser? Security, highly depends on the gig though, but I'm basically on my phone the entire shift and barely talk to anyone.
Bros i'm scared. I've ran my own online internet business for 13 years and it's gone to shit and now I think I might have to get a job. I don't know if I can go back to being a wagie this late in the game.
What happened? I was thinking of starting one
Up until 2020 I was making pretty decent profits. Literally almost over night shit just went downhill. Sales dried up. Competition increased dramatically. Last 4 years have been a disaster. That's business. Got really sick (in icu for weeks with long recovery) at the same time. Just a perfect shitstorm. That's life.
Tough, in my case it would be something temporary at least
I'm literally a janitor. Next week I get my paycheck, and then I might quit. I've only been doing this shit for a couple months but I've had enough.
jannies do okay from what I understand, no? also, clean it up
3 years ago I decided not to be a loser anymore, get a job and reenter society but there's none to be seen.
>was a hopeless neet alcoholic burnout bouncing back and forth between living in my grandmother's spare bedroom and sleeping on friends' couches
>get alright tech repair job
>nothing flashy but I get to work on computers for $40k/yr
>used to living off of $200 a month so this is more money than I know how to spend
>befriend recovering addict dude
>very similar to me, was a hillbilly methhead living in a trailer park, now making $60k at a factory job and running NA groups
>together we get an apartment in the rich part of town
>suddenly living the most comfortable life either of us have ever known
>spend my days telling dipshits their shitty chinese phone can't be fixed and my nights enjoying comfy apartment with toothless sober bro and going on dates with basic b***hes
Wagie life is unironically nice
Can’t stand talking to people. Work a call center job. The crazy part is I’ve given up on doing my job correctly, will hang up on people that annoy me, take extra long breaks, but my manager only ever has glowing reviews for me in our weekly reviews. Feel like it’s all going to come crashing down at any moment when they eventually notice my bullshit.
I love talking to people so much at work, same sort of job, I just love helping people
Then work ends and I turn into a recluse
I'm not
I start at USPS next week after over 15 years of neet life