How come this is the only book (series) that makes me unironically WANT to read?

How come this is the only book (series) that makes me unironically WANT to read? It's almost better than browsing the internet.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s because you have a very poor classical education. You have low familiarity with the breadth and depth of literature and have appreciation only for one particularly type of literature and its aims. In short, you’ve been conned into thinking you received a real education when did you not, and unfortunately, nobody tried to give you one. That last part doesn’t even really matter because almost nobody has one themselves. With the diagnosis out of the way, I would prescribe a steady dose of reading classic literature.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called being a moronic manchild

      The truth is that Rowling is a better writer than people give her credit for. She includes the right amount of detail and gives her characters the right motivations. That being said, unless you're like 16, you should have moved on to books with more depth.

      Holy frick please have sex

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replying to 3 disparate posts.
        >they each have different takes.
        >make a generalized meme statement.
        thanks for your contribution, troony.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its all the same pretentious take just worded differently you miserable homosexual. Once again please go frick someone

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mine wasn't even pretentious, queer.
            I like these books, but I think it is silly to think that they are the only books that are fun to read.
            I read them to my children.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally is though. You just took the fence sitters approach of “Shes not THAT bad, but you’re 16 if you enjoy it” to try and fit in with these turbo virgins. Its okay to have fun. Stop being a vapid c**t.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            c**t is a misogynistic word, Black person.
            but how can you honestly say it is good to only read harry potter? I'm a massive fan of the books and know that there is much more out there.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >c**t is a misogynistic word
            Good. I should say it more often.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never said that. OP definitely needs to branch out. I’m simply tired of the ostentatious attitude most have here. No one is impressed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're saying you agree with me.
            >No one is impressed.
            I think it is pretty funny tbh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the poster whom you are replying to is both charming and aloof, and I am very impressed by his pithy rhetoric.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You two should hook up then. Would help you both.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yeah.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why woukd a trans person defend Rowling? Are you moronic?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they still love the books, Black person
            that is why they were so upset
            a fan who feels betrayed is a million times worse than someone who hated you from the start

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"In short" is longer than the first answer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off, nerd

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called being a moronic manchild

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is that Rowling is a better writer than people give her credit for. She includes the right amount of detail and gives her characters the right motivations. That being said, unless you're like 16, you should have moved on to books with more depth.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try Brandon Sanderson

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're uncultured and don't know the great stuff.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > It’s because you have a very poor classical education. You have low familiarity with the breadth and depth of literature and have appreciation only for one particularly type of literature and its aims. In short, you’ve been conned into thinking you received a real education when did you not, and unfortunately, nobody tried to give you one. That last part doesn’t even really matter because almost nobody has one themselves. With the diagnosis out of the way, I would prescribe a steady dose of reading classic literature.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the later books get "political" with the evil headmistress, the bad journalists that want to censor Harry, the evil bureaucracy of magic, etc. Kind of cringe and gives a false sense of the series maturing.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they are tied to a Hollywood franchise, one that came out relatively shortly after the book series began, third or forth book onwards are effectively movie tie-in merch, you are just a consoomer.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only decent for the first 3 books, than starts to suck afterwards.
    It's a children's series anyway, read more mature stuff since you'll get a larger output on life anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      book 4 is the best one and books 2 and 3 are some of the worst in the series

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        6 is kino

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are other books which will make you feel the same

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this is the biggest overreaction I've seen on this board in some time. Someone's favorite reading experience being the most popular book series of the past generation doesn't deserve this kind of response. OP is literally asking why and how to find other things she enjoys and you morons can't muster anything other than baseless denigrations. What on earth is wrong with you homosexuals? You fricking gay hobbiest are insufferable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO
      I like that you assume OP is a woman.
      You need to shut the frick up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being the most popular book series of the past generation
      For children. Are you a child? You're not supposed to be on here

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its fun thats it. check out C.S. Lewis

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pratchett wrote more adult oriented fantasy pulp if you enjoyed Harry Potter that much.
    If you're dead set on sticking with YA fiction I remember enjoying the Children of the Lamp series, and at least the first three or four Artemis Fowl books when I was young.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 trannies don't read
    Has OP tried to read Rowling's non-Harry Potter books?

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