>I was thinking about that too. All those people who decided not to go on IQfy today. All those stupid people. "Hey Anon, want to go to the beach with us? The weather is perfect. Amanda is gonna be there you gotta come." .. "I can't. Thanks though. I'm trading imaginary stocks on IQfy. I've been doing this for seven hours without a break like a hamster with electrodes strapped to its genitals. I just keep hitting that button and I can't stop. You guys have fun though. Tell Amanda I think she's nice. Gotta get back now. Bye"
>10,000 of every stock >everything can actually bankrupt and I'll still have a clean 60 mil
feeling good, will go for a 100k meme stack of tbh if still open for the next hour. otherwise I'm feeling nice, clean and accomplished
tbh tbh
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy >BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy >BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy >BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy >BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
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It is actually good as a platformer and has really fun movement, though controller is recommended for the really advanced moves. I came for the cat-bunny-goat lady ass, I stayed for the bunnyhopping.
it's fun and not too long, 8 hours tops if you get lost a lot maybe
good gameplay, neat music, nearly zero story, PS1 graphics but little improvement on resource usage to show for it
some good porn out there if you're into that but I don't really get how people can look at the low poly model itself as it is and still get a raging boner out of it
>nearly zero story
only because the homosexual STILL hasn't fixed not being able to read any of the lore papers
you have to datamine the whole story
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
>you have to datamine the whole story
what
last I heard he just didn't have the time to think up anything during the jam, let alone write it out anywhere
sauce on that?
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
t. the shit I datamined about a girl moving apartment and wanting to be out on a farm
it's not much, but it's something in the unreadable papers, probably implying that the final boss Princess is in a coma or something. it's not concrete at all, you're not missing out on anything by not seeing it.
>What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS >CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS >CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS >CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS >CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
>ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER >ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER
Going to bed now gents.
Thanks for the laughs.
And thank you Yotsuba for everything.
Wouldn't have made it without you.
If there is a last second opening enjoy.
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL >IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL >IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL >IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
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i wonder if all the $ circulating came from the $1k starting capital of each account. I mean i made 500m thats 500k accounts i emptied, doesnt sound right
pretty sure i pumped some stocks with relentless buys and people not selling also helped a stock pump. If supply of both stocks and $ was infinite then that sucks, someone should experiment with this idea and make a better version, biz would be hooked
I literally didn't matter, it was totally random my buddy, you didn't pump anything. I liquidated over 20m of stocks multiple times for shitstocks and premiums alike and it went the opposite direction.
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
i wasted so much time trying to become a chuck whale to manipulate the stock then holy shit
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
>the market didn't do what I want >IT'S FRICKING RIGGED
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
Trade goes favourable: I read it right, very smart very hihg iq play from my part
It does not: It was rigged all along not my fault
Simple as.
Hiroshimoot actually contracted out all of India to make fresh accounts and then make poor financial decisions so the rest of us could profit off of them. It was extremely expensive, but worth it because he love us so much.
The prices had infinite supply fixed at a price for 5 minutes no matter how much buying and selling in that 5 minute range it didnt change thats where all the money came from, no matching engine just infinite supply through artificial market rules
Part of the event's success is everyone got a little instant gratification by making money, if this were a serious game, I'd understand.
it was far too primitive and basic to ever deserve more than 24 hours.
It might be interesting if it was improved but it wouldn't fit IQfy.
People could always play an MMO with trading features, like EVE or Dofus. I suppose there's room for a game more focused on trade, that's also globally connected to other people, maybe something's already up on itch.io or w/e.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>maybe something's already up on itch.io or w/e.
I dunno, I just upload my coom game to itch.io.
>You will never be a real doomer. You have no abyss, you have no dark future, you have no crushing existential dread. You are a life-obsessed optimist twisted by hope and dreams into a crude mockery of the blackpilled perfections.All the "understanding" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people hope for you. Your parents are delighted and proud of you, your "friends" laugh at your optimistic outlook behind closed doors.True pessimists are utterly repulsed by you. Centuries of pessimist philosophy have allowed the doomer society to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even those who "get" the blackpilled memes look uncanny and unnatural to a doomer. Your hopeful structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a blackpiller with your faux cynicism, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your rose-tinted, hopeful nonsense.You will never be unhappy. You force out a fake tragic air every single night and tell yourself it's going to be worse, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like weeds, ready to bloom brightly.Eventually, it'll be too much to bear – you'll buy a motivational book, tie it around your psyche and plunge into the warm comfort of positivity. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable pride and joy. They'll attend your success party with a name tag marked with your optimistic avatar, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a winner is living there. Your spirit will rise and blend with the star dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an unbreakable will that is unmistakably optimistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich. >Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich. >Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich. >Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich. >Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich. >Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich. >Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
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>I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
IT'S NEVER OVER
CHUCKBROS HAVE COME FROM $1 STOCKS AND MADE MILLIONS BEFORE
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
>Never gonna give you up >Never gonna let you down >Never gonna run around and desert you >Never gonna make you cry >Never gonna say goodbye >Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You know, there's nothing really wrong with finishing as Magnate, it isn't so bad.
There's nothing wrong with landing in the top 10%. It's not like you lost all your positions, you made it earlier anyway, you were just fricked over.
You know, there's nothing really wrong with finishing as Magnate, it isn't so bad.
There's nothing wrong with landing in the top 10%. It's not like you lost all your positions, you made it earlier anyway, you were just fricked over.
You know, there's nothing really wrong with finishing as Magnate, it isn't so bad.
There's nothing wrong with landing in the top 10%. It's not like you lost all your positions, you made it earlier anyway, you were just fricked over.
Yak it up IQfyners. In a real market simulator I would have wiped the floor with you, because I only used peer reviewed market strategies that have been proven to have great outcomes. There's something called the dumbing kroger affect, perhaps you would do well to reflect on on that (you might know less than you think, IQfyners)
Jaks are actually further away from everybody else when you check the post margin.
I guess they stick together because they don't fit in with anyone else.
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE >IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE >IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE >IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
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IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
Having made it to 10x Mogul, there was nothing left for me, other than to play the thinking man's game: trying for lowest portfolio value.
I took $1,000 down to $10, and then bought 10 shares of $CLOWN. I believe I've reached the lowest possible portfolio value that can be independently proven.
ATTENTION FELLOW AUTISTS: COOKIE CLICKER HAS AN UNLOCKABLE STOCK MARKET SIMULATOR THAT YOU CAN PLAY AND POUR HOURS INTO. IT DOES NOT HAVE THE MEME TAGS HOWEVER BECAUSE WHY THE FRICK WOULD IT
But there wouldn't be any real incentive to play. Here you can flex your riches, and it becomes more fun knowing that it is temporary. But anyway, it would be fun to try to make a stock market sim
Depends on what country you live in.
For example, if you live in Australia there's Stockwatch, which not only provides a stock exchange sim but even has games/competitions with cash prizes for the best traders.
You gotta just kind of look around on google see if there's anything similar for your country.
Autismbro....
The part of this little game that people enjoyed was the social element.
Shooting the shit about memecoins with other anons while trading without the risk of actual trading.
It wasn't about how you could lose or gain millions over the course of an hour of trading, it was about how you could post with other anons about your gains and losses.
That was what made this fun.
exactly, if I had the slightest inclination to frick around and find out with the actual stock market, even with pretend money, I'd already be doing it. this was for lulz and shitposting
>IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
DOWN TUMBLING DOWN >IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
DOWN TUMBLING DOWN >IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
yeah, it made me stay up all night to reach mogul when it came out. can't remember much about the previous ones since you got the gist of it after an hour and just moved on to your regular posting
65 mil, down from 130 mil when I woke up about 6 hours ago
This was honestly a fun event. The tedious and mindless work and watching number go up really activated my autism, it kind of reminds me of when cookie clicker first debuted and became a fad for a while. Following this thread and watching all the overreactions added to the experience too. It's actually been a long time since I've gotten this autistically absorbed into something
Was good fun for sure and certainly not expected. It was the reactions in here that made the game honestly.
>tfw a basic af stock simulator brought you more joy than anything else within the last 4 weeks of your life
Oh boy......
>n words thought there was an algorithm >did all kinda autistic moron maths to figure 1 out >told em it was jannies n moot chan messing with the numbers >proven right in the end
It was basically a random walk with a hard-coded crash at the end >create an overall market multiplier curve for narrative shaping >create individual curves for stocks for the lulz (to keep janny and reddit low, also approximating a kind of intrinsic value for each stock) >randomly increase or decrease the price on top of these curves (with varying volatility per-stock)
not entirely convinced each stock had different algorithms
I think it's more likely they all run on the same logic and started with a random value from 1 to 999, but because they were only monitored for a 24 hour period it's easy to think some had specific patterns
>not entirely convinced each stock had different algorithms
me neither, it's just the most obvious way to write it.
And when I joined about six hours ago Janny and Rddt were the lowest by far, which made me assume it wasn't truly random
Why are you guys still going at it? Isn't it clear that it was rigged now? Wasn't it pretty clear that this market was fake from how awfully predictable it was from the very start? You're not going to pump anything. It's over.
This was honestly a fun event. The tedious and mindless work and watching number go up really activated my autism, it kind of reminds me of when cookie clicker first debuted and became a fad for a while. Following this thread and watching all the overreactions added to the experience too. It's actually been a long time since I've gotten this autistically absorbed into something
it was only fun cause of the fast thread, people would get bored of a continuation and it would die cause the general thread for it would be a couple people talking to each other
maybe it could become one of those persistent world games and have its own general on /vg/, add more features than just stock trading like hedgefunds, debt, loans, etc
True, but if you make minigames like that occur too frequently they stop being something special. If I were mods I would do stuff like this quarterly, or at least semiannually and also bring gimmicks from the past back depending on popularity.
If you think about it, magnates are the true winners >Moguls are unemployed autists staring at their pcs for hours, writing scripts to automatically buy it for them, depriving themselves of sleep >Magnates have a job and a love life but found it a fun little game to play for an hour
So in REAL LIFE atleast, we won
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Where did my wealth go I was a Moghul before going to sleep this can't be happening to me
Why is everything $1? I was robbed the game was rigged from the start.
[...]
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Where did my wealth go I was a Moghul before going to sleep this can't be happening to me
Why is everything $1? I was robbed the game was rigged from the start.
Just remember: non-moguls ousted themselves as tourists multiple times in the thread. So the next time you spot a tourist you'll know he's also a poorgay.
I remember the Covid year, I figured out you could avoid sickness by not responding to infected posters. I stayed pure the entire time, but at the end I just looked like a newbie while all the cured chads were having fun around me.
>/tg/ fricked that one up. They got a sticky, so it turned into a giant Nurgle's Fart-huffing session and they couldn't spread the infection past there because they incubated too fast.
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
Oh yeah, blame /tg/. Yeah, sure. Wait... shit, yeah no you're right
This event is just a basic IQ test. Everyone who didn't make it to Mogul either started very late or straight up moronic.
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
True
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
Even if you started late you’ve no excuse. My wife managed to get to mogul in about an hour last night after getting bored and making a new account
2 months ago
Anonymous
>wife >IQfy
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
>doesn't have a wife from IQfy
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
very true
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
And the final test was selling off before the crash
2 months ago
Rich Investor
Feeling a bit sad that I was a latecomer in this, but I did manage to get to 600k in just 3 big trades pretty much. Buying YTSB at 3 last night and then selling this morning at 669 was a godsend.
bought 10 tbh instantly with my whole 1k, which dropped to around $800 in 2 ticks. had to sell to play the pennies and felt so good when I finally got my tbh back. long live CHUCK
I was a Mogul on this board when I was twenty-eight years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a Mogul; father too. Me and him was Moguls at the same time; him up in /misc/ and me out here. I think he's pretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old time Jannies never even wore their flair. A lotta folks find that hard to believe. Jim Scarborough'd never posted with one; that's the younger Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn't wear one up in IQfy. I always liked to hear about the oldgays. Never missed a chance to do so. You can't help but compare yourself against the oldgays. Can't help but wonder how they would have posted these times. There was this Magnate I sent to the 3 day ban in IQfy here a while back. My ban and my testimony. He posted a sevteen shares of a $3 and said he had "made it". Papers said it was a white lie of delusion and envy, but he told me there wasn't any delusion to it. Told me that he'd been planning on making it for about as long as he could remember. Said that if they turned him out he'd do it again. Said he knew he was going to Reddit. "Be there in about fifteen minutes". I don't know what to make of that. I sure don't. The shitpost you see now, it's hard to even take its measure. It's not that I'm afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to get paid nothin to even do this job. But, I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet a poorgay I don't understand. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He'd have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this board."
Just woke up, lmao to everyone who didn't at least cash out part of their earnings to hedge bets on a potential market crash. Chad mogul status preserved for eternity
I want a market day once a month, with different unpredictable gimmicks in the price patterns. and a leaderboard but for each stocks marketcap. so I can pump tbh with meaning
There was an event based on a fake stock market, we had fun and became moguls, and now we're granted the option to pick a reward based on how much we have left over of stocks/cash and we have our rankings displayed next to our IPs.
Can someone for the love of god tell me what JANNY closed at? I had everything in JANNY and when I went to bed it was falling from 190 to 130
Did it keep diving or did it rocket?
I've got a line to the SEC. If anyone's interesting in making sure orchestrators of the Yotsuba Stock Exchange rugpull see justice, drop your email and we'll be in touch.
Look on my Wealth, ye Moguls, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
>Seething gaynate-cel id
completely au natural over 120m liquid and still holding 200k gachi, 100k chad and pepe. you had 100 opportunities to make large scale gains and just didnt.
Yeah, I said ages ago that if you aren't at least Mogul then you should never touch trading, ever. It's like the basics 101 exam you start with. >just buy low and sell high moron
You could've noticed each stock's behavior as well because they did have some slightly different behaviors, or considered that buying the cheapest stocks isn't always the fastest way to progress, but you didn't need to know any of that.
The market is absolutely nothing like a real world market and you can buy or sell with no penalty so it's nothing more than the very basics.
Some people didn’t start early where you had 1 dollar stocks and not everything always over 100 besides Reddit
Getting to even 10k starting in the later hours is more impressive then the people who got 10+ million who started hour one and did nothing else the rest of the day but this
If you did too much green text it would start to scramble the last green texts and would put one or two letters upside down
Do you have a screenshot of that?
CHAD posts were black-and-white.
tbh posts said tbh at the bottom
CLOWN posts had rainbow colored greentext
RDDT posts had an upvote arrow next to them
Final Score post $1 everything
Your portfolio is valued at $13312569: >657,000 $CHUCK >104,000 $CLOWN >20,000 $PEPE
I think i had something like 240M last night value
Thing is, it takes time to liquidate so even if you have 240M value it takes the same effort to sell to get that value, as it takes to buy to get that value.
It's only worth as much as 120M liquid.
That's why the meta was to buy, buy, buy and never sell unless a stock had hit its absolute peak.
Your portfolio is valued at $8735249:
ANIME×10AUTSM×10BANE×10BOOB×10CHAD×10CHUCK×10CIA×10CLOWN×10DESU×10GACHI×10GME×10JANNY×10LOL×10PEPE×10RDDT×10SICP×10WOJK×10YTSB×10$×8735069
Let the sheer uselessness of this waste of time and the hereby demonstrated inherent vapidity of material assets prove a useful analogy for your life and lead to Great Improvement >altho theres frick al chance of that
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no, frick off. know when to let something go before you drive it into the ground and make it not fun anymore
both true. off the top of my head if it was a permanent fixture you'd do one or more of the following >have set endgame/victory conditions so you people could stop >make stock crashing permanent so if you're gone for a week CIA and YTSB might be gone with 80% of your fortune >have seasons with different conditions and variables thrown in. Maybe roughly modelled on some historic markets to see who figures it out and makes bank >highly detailed leaderboard so you can have badges for 'got to $10m in minimum number of trades' or 'got to 100m only buying shares over $500' or 'MAGNATE BY BUYING AND SELLING ONLY BOOB'
Sounds like a lot of work for an imageboard and the game was perfect for 2 days as is
We'll trade again
Don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some IQfyy day
Keep farming (You)s
Just like you always do
'Til the stock 'mart pops the bubble in a day
So will you please trade five-oh, of the stocks that I hold
Tell them I want returns
They'll be happy to know, my insider info
It'll crash in two turns
We'll trade again
Don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some IQfyy day
couple of stocks just tanked triggering mass buying before realisation that it wasnt affecting the prices
then it happened to few more but at that point it was >ok, its been a day, its over
was still a few panic buyers tho desparately hoping to make it
PEPE was the lowest when they flipped a dump switch, so >PEPE hits $1 >anons slurp like usual >next tick >PEPE still at a dollar
staying $1 for two ticks was the first sign >all stocks are red >all stocks gradually fall to $1, yotsuba and wojk taking the longest cause they were the highest at the time
so from PEPE to yotusba it took about an hour for all to hit $1
I see, that sounds funny and I wish I'd been there to see the reactions in real time. This was extremely fun though, I repeat one last time: I fricking love fake money numbers
PEPE was the lowest when they flipped a dump switch, so >PEPE hits $1 >anons slurp like usual >next tick >PEPE still at a dollar
staying $1 for two ticks was the first sign >all stocks are red >all stocks gradually fall to $1, yotsuba and wojk taking the longest cause they were the highest at the time
so from PEPE to yotusba it took about an hour for all to hit $1
Was asleep during the crash. How'd it happen? Gradually or instantly?
The moment Pepe hit $1 and stayed $1 for more than 1 tick, I immediately told everyone >this has never happened before. I've anticipated this, stocks CAN die, Pepe is fricking dead now.
and then it remained at $1 for one more tick. I assumed it'd just be a couple stocks like Pepe but then I looked at all the stocks and saw all of them going down, none of them going up.
ANIME×5000AUTSM×1000BANE×10000BOOB×1000CHAD×68000CHUCK×150000CIA×2000CLOWN×4000DESU×1000GACHI×110100GME×107000JANNY×104000LOL×5000PEPE×10000RDDT×389000SICP×1000WOJK×1000YTSB×50000$×90892889
sold off almost all my ANIME and CIA before I went to bed so I managed to cash a decent amount out
peak 300mm
Well this was a great run. Wish making money IRL was this easy. I wonder if the mods are kind enough to release the backend db for this stuff, would be really interesting to recreate/analyze this event in retrospect. How large did the largest mogul get, biggest losers, what were the volumes, etc. Or at least to tell us how the prices were calculated, because it definitely felt organic in the very beginning .
I literally passed out right before the crash kek. >Your portfolio is valued at $91770180
I got almost all my stuff liquidated in time, shame I couldn't hit 100 mil in liquid assets. Oh well, that was a fun event.
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Whoops missed ya.
All my stocks lost like tears in the rain
Live like a mogul
Die like a mogul
Mogul bros... Its been an honor
>posts sticks together to comfort and hug one another
bro...
If enough of us buy BOOB it will start to go up and we can keep playing
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>There are people sleeping right now completely unaware this is happening
Imagine the Americans' faces when they wake up
>I was thinking about that too. All those people who decided not to go on IQfy today. All those stupid people. "Hey Anon, want to go to the beach with us? The weather is perfect. Amanda is gonna be there you gotta come." .. "I can't. Thanks though. I'm trading imaginary stocks on IQfy. I've been doing this for seven hours without a break like a hamster with electrodes strapped to its genitals. I just keep hitting that button and I can't stop. You guys have fun though. Tell Amanda I think she's nice. Gotta get back now. Bye"
sour magrapes
AROUND JAKS NEVER RELAX
I will bounce back from this. Visualising my future success and abundance rn
>I will pay you to stream your mcjob so we can watch and laugh at you
I'll never get a wojak buddy
Stick together.
IT HAPPENED
Even more now
literally this
Sorry I'm a non-mogul sticking to your posts
It's true tho
n'awwwwwwwwww
We did it reddit!
HOLY TRIPLE COMBO
gem
>Discovered as the event ends
Nice
People did it beforehand you guys were just busy
>looks even tighter with the old stylesheet
KINO
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Jakking off so hard rn
wew
epic
FINAL THREAD THEME
testing
Mogul bros, it's been an honor market manipulating with you.
Jacking off
BEST FRIENDS
Black person made me look
Keeeeeek get fricked
LOOOOOOOL
Brehs the dump stole my ten millies
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh
Is it over? Are we free now?
A MESSAGE TO ALL MOGULBROS
A MESSAGE TO ALL MOGULBROS
A MESSAGE TO ALL MOGULBROS
MOGUL EYES ONLY
we're all in this together
THEY'RE ON A TIMER TOGETHER, WE CAN'T SEPARATE THEM
Its over bros
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Nice try! I'm gonna cash out and buy a new rig.
I only started playing yesterday
AAAAAA I'M SO LONELY
>>test
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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Let's go down together sisters
Its over.
8008 shares in booba. fat stacks, fat milkers and fat profits.
I suppose there is little else to do now
ebin
epin
I have to go back into the cage soon.
Won't anybody stick with me?
Now that the dust has settled, what's the market sentiment at the moment?
Between suicidal and >pink
STICK ME DADDY
holy gem
It's over
I feel violated
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
N
bump
stick to me Wojaks
We be #1, yarr
Lemme hug you, bros
Mogulbros beside me... are we still worth something?
certainly worth more than ex-moguls with cartoon coins lmaoooooo
Do I diversify .. small time pegee here
All in on YTSB it's about toOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kek owari da
I was fricked by the pepe/chad crash too but I only lost about half of my net worth
holy KWAB
reply to this post with $PEPE in option field
Anyone got 1 bil?
STICK TOGETHER
forever alone
>that feel when
one more for the train
.
toastin in epic bread
Do 2 wojks work or does it need to be 3+?
>10,000 of every stock
>everything can actually bankrupt and I'll still have a clean 60 mil
feeling good, will go for a 100k meme stack of tbh if still open for the next hour. otherwise I'm feeling nice, clean and accomplished
tbh tbh
sticky
Janny should go to $0
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
actual final thread theme, don't be sad anons
I second this as the actual final thread theme tbh
I'm glad its finally over, this was like getting high on meth
Things can't possible go to zero.
Can't they?...
holy shit wojak insturmentality is happening
>tfw
I feel it.
see you next year. or sooner
Stick by me mogulbros
feelstogetherman
we shall overcome
>tfw your mogul gattai gets broken by a brokie
posting in a sticky
>helpless
HAHAHAHAHA
It's just the standard 1k you get at the start.
Posting from work right now.
STOP LAUGHING AT POORgayS INVESTING IS HARD IT'S 0 SUM
So what happens now?
We'll know in the next minutes.
Good night mogul bros, it's been fun.
i havent felt this sense of community on IQfy in so long bros its been fun thank you all
time to $HODL
>still haven't stuck to anyone
It's over
.
thanks bro
It's over
now basically all users who didn't even play the game can use the memes
how does it make you feel?
YWNBAM
>you will never be a mogul
but i am
>tfw no mogul gf to bail me out
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
i'll be ur mogul gf 🙂 if you tell me why he wears the mask
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
KAWAII CUTE GENIUS
FALA-ME DO BANE!
PORQUE É QUE ELE USA A MÁSCARA?
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
🙂
do I buy all? It will go up, right?
yes
trust
Final stats
Sticky bro's??
just 3 more minutes...
will I ever see you guys again? My fellow moguls that is.
IF YOU DONT UNRUG YSE IM GONNA FILE A COMPLAINT TO SEC
HOLD ME BROTHERS
What's a Yosuba Stock Exchange?
Just woke up. You guys did secure your rank by liquidating before the deadline, right?
Yep. I did that three hours ago
Of course
>rk4S0Y
I WAS SPENDING IT ALL ON CHAD BECAUSE I FELL FOR THE /QA/ MEME
JAKS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WE BUY CHUCK HERE
wojak
Moguls Strong Together
We gotta stick together mogul bros
>even a market crash couldn't de-mogul me
a rothchild, I am.
I downvoted you
>approaching 400K $PEPE
GO GO GO
the market will come back
Surely this was just a chance for the latecomers to get some affordable stocks... the markets will rebound at 6:00
bye anon
goodbye frens, it was fun
9 and the real April Fools was this wasn't a prank and this is a real new board added to the website.
You're only a true IQfy.orger if you own 10x everything except RDDT
Hell yeah, managed to double my starting money :^)
buying cheapies
IT IS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
Stick with me
final post
pull the plug
what if there's an ultimate tier at $1 networth and no one was autistic enough to check it and now we can't?
>sir... he sold everything, he thinks its all over
>activate stage 2
>pump it
there will be no pump. it's fricking over
wojk bros, hold me
It’s over
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
>BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
>BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
>BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
>BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
BAN ALL NON MOGULS FROM IQfy
>made 22,000x
>lost 99.9%
incredibly realistic
is pseudoregalia actually good
NTA but yes it's actually good if you like platforming. It also makes me horny as frick but that's a side effect
Idk, I've yet to try it.
It is actually good as a platformer and has really fun movement, though controller is recommended for the really advanced moves. I came for the cat-bunny-goat lady ass, I stayed for the bunnyhopping.
it's fun and not too long, 8 hours tops if you get lost a lot maybe
good gameplay, neat music, nearly zero story, PS1 graphics but little improvement on resource usage to show for it
some good porn out there if you're into that but I don't really get how people can look at the low poly model itself as it is and still get a raging boner out of it
>I don't really get how people can look at the low poly model itself as it is and still get a raging boner out of it
You lack conviction.
>nearly zero story
only because the homosexual STILL hasn't fixed not being able to read any of the lore papers
you have to datamine the whole story
>you have to datamine the whole story
what
last I heard he just didn't have the time to think up anything during the jam, let alone write it out anywhere
sauce on that?
t. the shit I datamined about a girl moving apartment and wanting to be out on a farm
it's not much, but it's something in the unreadable papers, probably implying that the final boss Princess is in a coma or something. it's not concrete at all, you're not missing out on anything by not seeing it.
THEY ARE GOING UP AGAIN
>Take your meds
PUPM $ANIME NOWWW
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Did we all survive that last tick??
WAT NOW
It's been fun.
Ogre
So I'm still a mogul. Do I belong on IQfy now?
Be like Dobson
Pump BOOB
How did most of us become moguls?
It's not like the charts were just randomly going up and down right?
It was incredibly easy to do
>buy low, sell high
Because of infinite supply with 5 minute unchanging prices to buy/sell as well as guaranteed lowest at 1 with no fees
so when will they take the site down
Only the second best April 1st.
look at the Y axis, we can go lower than $1
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOO
>inb4 -1
>IQfy poster
>not mogul
pffff get the frick out
all ogre now
I need a hug guys
its all ogre now
>What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
HONK
beautiful anon
screenshotted
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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
>He doesn't hedge his bets
NGMI
thread theme
I BLEED IT OUT PUMP IT DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
>CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
>CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
>CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
>CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MOGULS
https://IQfy/prize.html
Got'em
I GOT LIFETIME FREE IQfy PASS
>since4pass still doesn't work
Lovely
Holy Shit free PASS!!
CLAIMED
>https://IQfy/prize.html
🙁
Nice! A free pass
maybe the real prize was the friends we made along the way
Just got a free pass from grinding this shit for 10+ hours
Damn I became a janny.
Can I swap my prize?
1 Month of pass! not bad!
Wtf, it's dolphin porn
i didn't get anything
>ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER
>ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER
>ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER
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>ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER ITS OVER, IM GOING BACK TO THE CALL CENTER
BOOBA
>don't forget to tip your janny
Jannies get paid in $JANNY so they should be alright
Can we all agree that this was the best april 1st lads
Need an ai bro to prompt business suit yotsuba jumping out of a building in response to the market crash.
final count
its been good bros
Peak was 8.8 mil, so I'm sittin' happy with my 5.4
>image not attach
kwab
you cut it close but good job
YTSB BROS KEEP BELIEVING
Going to bed now gents.
Thanks for the laughs.
And thank you Yotsuba for everything.
Wouldn't have made it without you.
If there is a last second opening enjoy.
Can I borrow some liquidity anons
I can give you a small loan of a million dollars.
*unzips*
>PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ah-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH . Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of FIAT .
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IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
>IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
>IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
>IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
>IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
>IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
>IMAGINE NOT BEING A MOGUL
Shut the frick up poorgay
GTFO poorgay
she's dead anon... you've got to let her go
i wonder if all the $ circulating came from the $1k starting capital of each account. I mean i made 500m thats 500k accounts i emptied, doesnt sound right
Dude, you buy from nobody, you sell from nobody. It is all imaginary.
pretty sure i pumped some stocks with relentless buys and people not selling also helped a stock pump. If supply of both stocks and $ was infinite then that sucks, someone should experiment with this idea and make a better version, biz would be hooked
There are already simulators that let you use imaginary money with the real stock market.
not nearly the same, this shit had potential it was like crack when i started yesterday lmao
WE are just stupid.
I literally didn't matter, it was totally random my buddy, you didn't pump anything. I liquidated over 20m of stocks multiple times for shitstocks and premiums alike and it went the opposite direction.
i wasted so much time trying to become a chuck whale to manipulate the stock then holy shit
>the market didn't do what I want
>IT'S FRICKING RIGGED
Trade goes favourable: I read it right, very smart very hihg iq play from my part
It does not: It was rigged all along not my fault
Simple as.
Hiroshimoot actually contracted out all of India to make fresh accounts and then make poor financial decisions so the rest of us could profit off of them. It was extremely expensive, but worth it because he love us so much.
The prices had infinite supply fixed at a price for 5 minutes no matter how much buying and selling in that 5 minute range it didnt change thats where all the money came from, no matching engine just infinite supply through artificial market rules
would've been way funnier as a zero sum game idk what mods were thinking. Also mogul would've been a kickass title with only a handful around
Part of the event's success is everyone got a little instant gratification by making money, if this were a serious game, I'd understand.
People could always play an MMO with trading features, like EVE or Dofus. I suppose there's room for a game more focused on trade, that's also globally connected to other people, maybe something's already up on itch.io or w/e.
>maybe something's already up on itch.io or w/e.
I dunno, I just upload my coom game to itch.io.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>You will never be a real doomer. You have no abyss, you have no dark future, you have no crushing existential dread. You are a life-obsessed optimist twisted by hope and dreams into a crude mockery of the blackpilled perfections.All the "understanding" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people hope for you. Your parents are delighted and proud of you, your "friends" laugh at your optimistic outlook behind closed doors.True pessimists are utterly repulsed by you. Centuries of pessimist philosophy have allowed the doomer society to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even those who "get" the blackpilled memes look uncanny and unnatural to a doomer. Your hopeful structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a blackpiller with your faux cynicism, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your rose-tinted, hopeful nonsense.You will never be unhappy. You force out a fake tragic air every single night and tell yourself it's going to be worse, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like weeds, ready to bloom brightly.Eventually, it'll be too much to bear – you'll buy a motivational book, tie it around your psyche and plunge into the warm comfort of positivity. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable pride and joy. They'll attend your success party with a name tag marked with your optimistic avatar, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a winner is living there. Your spirit will rise and blend with the star dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an unbreakable will that is unmistakably optimistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
>Petition to kick off moguls off IQfy. This is a board of the poor becoming poorer, not the poor becoming rich.
KEEP COPING gayLING INVESTOR YOU WILL
NEVER
>NEVER
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>NEVER
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>NEVER
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>NEVER
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>NEVER
BE A MOGUL
Time to go invest in real stock since I'm so good at this! I'll see you all when I get to the top!
I guess I can stop being a tourist.
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>rich investor is poor dumbfrick
KEK
then how come fledgling can do it
USE YOUR FRICKING BRAIN
IT'S TOO SMOOTH I NEED HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>trade secret, sorry
>moron
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> you need the clown flair
>thanks kind anon
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i'm gonna be a CHVCK till the end
Mods should make one stock rise to $2 just to troll everyone, then drop it back 5 minutes later.
WHO DIED THAT TICK
>WHO DIED THAT TICK
WHO DIED THAT TICK
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! NEW SECRET DISCOVERED !
If you own 1 million $JANNY, you can redeem it for a real Janny's annual paycheck.
Oh shit! That must be worth a lot!
this is real anons I got all the money the jannies get paid
Sooooooo, it was that easy? I'm gonna try with the real thing then!
>sub-mogul
>easy
enjoy losing
It can't be that bad, I made a lot from a thousand!
>not a mogul
You're a virtual baggie now, you will be a baggie in real life
>investard
you are headed for that EBT
video games?
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> I HAD $22,000,000
>I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
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it's over chuckbros...
IT'S NEVER OVER
CHUCKBROS HAVE COME FROM $1 STOCKS AND MADE MILLIONS BEFORE
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
alright. It's time to call it for today. Good night fellow moguls
did I win the game?
>Fledgling Investor
>WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
>Trade IQfy memecoins all day
>Meanwhile my cryptos went -30%
>Never gonna give you up
>Never gonna let you down
>Never gonna run around and desert you
>Never gonna make you cry
>Never gonna say goodbye
>Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
HOLY SHIT PEPE WENT UP
LET"S GOOOO
Oh frick! Market still live bois!!!
and so has my wiener
>wasted 12 hours of my life only to fall from Mogul at the last moment
feelsbadman
cope harder magnatecels
same
>Magnate gang rise up
WE ARE MAGNETOS
who the frick wants to be a lame superman villian called mogul
the superior CHAD
>not holding everything in liquidity
ngmi
>moron
holy bags of $COPE
>didn't liquidate
Your fault
>holding anything above $300 after seeing tbh dump to single digits
You know, there's nothing really wrong with finishing as Magnate, it isn't so bad.
There's nothing wrong with landing in the top 10%. It's not like you lost all your positions, you made it earlier anyway, you were just fricked over.
At least 50% of people are moguls by now.
COPE
>there's nothing really wrong with finishing as Magnate
you can be my door man
Magnate is bottom 10 lmao.
The 20m moguls arent even top 10
>moron didn't liquidate
That's cute.
COPE
Yak it up IQfyners. In a real market simulator I would have wiped the floor with you, because I only used peer reviewed market strategies that have been proven to have great outcomes. There's something called the dumbing kroger affect, perhaps you would do well to reflect on on that (you might know less than you think, IQfyners)
Do you happen to sell a course, anon?
>Destitute
I'd say bait used to be believable, but other anons have shown themselves able and willing, I suppose.
verification not required
>Destitute
i came here to laugh at you
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woah
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>he didnt cash out before he went to sleep
SAD
Holla holla
get dolla
it's all 1 dolalrs now?
my dream came true
FOOLS WHY IS NOBODY BUYING THESE $1 CHEAPIES?
They are worth more than $1 simply due to the dividends, it makes no sense for them to remain this low
WHO'S SAYING I'M NOT BUYING?
AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
FOOTBALL
Magnates can't trimogulforce
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>A WINRAR IS YOU!
>not us clown bros
is the game over now
I want to see this thing through to the end, when is it ending?
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
bring back the market >:V
I WANT TO GAMBLE!!!!
If you have any hope to see the market open. you better be positioned.
I need a stocks simulator. RN!
which of you moguls are gonna be on Yotsuba Tank?
all you moguls are gonna get it from the irs im gonna slip under the radar
the irs goes after the middle class because we moguls can hire lawyers
thank you for paving my road, though
I've already moved all my money overseas
Jaks are actually further away from everybody else when you check the post margin.
I guess they stick together because they don't fit in with anyone else.
take away the market >:V
I WANT TO SLEEP!!!!
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAGNATE
NO IT'S NOT
Wrong.
I told you idiots to sell everything it was going to crash.
its only beautiful because it ended
>Thread will 404 soon
it's over
owari da
so that's it? it's a fitting end
What else were you expecting?
More like a tutorial for the upcoming irl event :^)
which stock ended up the highest?
i saw an 800s one
Highest I saw was CIA at 915
I saw ANIME in the low 900s one tick.
saw 915 at one point last night
CIA AND ANIME hit 900's at least once
YTSB made it into high 800's at one point
SICP was constantly in the 600-700's alongside PEPE and tbh
>SICP was constantly in the 600-700's
WRONG
awful lot of poors in here
what's the best offshore paradise to move my money? I want to party at Little Saint James
>1000 posts in 30 hours
IQfy is so dead
newbie
>Magnate is a moron
>Magnate
>newbie
How Do I launder my memecoins?
Having made it to 10x Mogul, there was nothing left for me, other than to play the thinking man's game: trying for lowest portfolio value.
I took $1,000 down to $10, and then bought 10 shares of $CLOWN. I believe I've reached the lowest possible portfolio value that can be independently proven.
>Well done
It was a pleasure doing business with you gentlemen.
imagine thinking that it is okay to settle for second place
>there are anons right now buying $1 stocks waiting for a 2nd round
ATTENTION FELLOW AUTISTS: COOKIE CLICKER HAS AN UNLOCKABLE STOCK MARKET SIMULATOR THAT YOU CAN PLAY AND POUR HOURS INTO. IT DOES NOT HAVE THE MEME TAGS HOWEVER BECAUSE WHY THE FRICK WOULD IT
>Cookie clicker
2009 called
it's soul tho
we want the biz memes and the simple UI frick stock simulators
well then one of the IQfy tourists will have to make one
But there wouldn't be any real incentive to play. Here you can flex your riches, and it becomes more fun knowing that it is temporary. But anyway, it would be fun to try to make a stock market sim
i unironically want a real life sim for my country's stock exchange
anyone got anything? should i use google stock alerts to play
Depends on what country you live in.
For example, if you live in Australia there's Stockwatch, which not only provides a stock exchange sim but even has games/competitions with cash prizes for the best traders.
You gotta just kind of look around on google see if there's anything similar for your country.
Autismbro....
The part of this little game that people enjoyed was the social element.
Shooting the shit about memecoins with other anons while trading without the risk of actual trading.
It wasn't about how you could lose or gain millions over the course of an hour of trading, it was about how you could post with other anons about your gains and losses.
That was what made this fun.
It's true
exactly, if I had the slightest inclination to frick around and find out with the actual stock market, even with pretend money, I'd already be doing it. this was for lulz and shitposting
@58263832
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>the poorgay magnate fell for it
typical AHAHA
only a magnate would fall for such tricks
PUMP CHUCK
>PUMP CHUCK
PUMP CHUCK
>PUMP CHUCK
PUMP CHUCK
>PUMP CHUCK
PUMP CHUCK
>PUMP CHUCK
PUMP CHUCK
>PUMP CHUCK
PUMP CHUCK
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PUMP CHUCK
>PUMP CHUCK
It was fun bros, till next time
please pump my wife will leave me if she figures out I lost all of our money
>please pump my wife
huh
Your hand is not your wife.
>Please pump my wife
ok i'll pump your wife (full of $ME)
>please pump my wife
well since you asked so nicely...
>hag
Nice ID
thanks
i love hags
>please pump my wife
gladly.
>please pump my wife
Sure, I'll be your bull.
>please pump my wife
With pleasure
>please pump my wife
i feel like making an actual good stock market simulator that has a simulated world influencing the market which you have to keep track of
StockAI
I bought sicp when it was 8 bucks
Imagine not being a mogul
so, when does ww2 start?
?Next April
>tourist
>Si amigo
>magnate newbie
1939
>IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
The magnate really thought he'd finally found someone to beat up on after being made fun of by all of us
so are we going to be able to post on /qa/ now, fellow moguls?
THIS IS THE LAST OF MY tbh, IQfy
tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh
I've acquired 500K $PEPE and thus I'm ending my chapter. Goodbye
Dawg it already ended
>pipe down poor
who are you quoting?
such a chore, nice work. I'm going slow on my 100k tbh, just need 40k more
Im killing myself im completely ruined now I spent all day yesterday trying to make enough money so I can be set for life and its all gone now
Show title
WHAT THE FRICK
>you're not missing out on anything by not seeing it
you're only stoking my curiosity anon, gimme sauce
Mogul chads....
yes?
I'm mc'lovin it
https://IQfy/prize.html
Anyone with some cash can claim a prize
>only have enough for a IQfy pass
feels bad man
>Fool me twice, can't get fooled again
Got a IQfy pass and a cash reward equal to the monthly salary of a janny!
>b-but i thought they do it for free...?!?!?!?!?
>got promoted to janny for 1 day
FML, why did I work so hard for mogul status to do it for free now?
wait wait wait im a mogul yet i cant get my fricking JANNY PASS? WHAT THE FRICK???
Steam gift card, thanks anon
AYO 1000 ROBUX GIFT CARD
I got an anime waifu thanks 4chin
WHY ARE THE MODS SO LATE END IT ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
poorgay tears
last post
>this was fun and one of the better April fools of recent years
yeah, it made me stay up all night to reach mogul when it came out. can't remember much about the previous ones since you got the gist of it after an hour and just moved on to your regular posting
>$315,360,000,000,000,000
Post liquidity. 240M here.
30M
>Im olny 10 mill :<
at least im not dirt magnate
ZERO LIQUIDITY
ALL $1 CHEAPIES
I CAN'T LOSE
Less than 96M.
65 mil, down from 130 mil when I woke up about 6 hours ago
Was good fun for sure and certainly not expected. It was the reactions in here that made the game honestly.
>tfw a basic af stock simulator brought you more joy than anything else within the last 4 weeks of your life
Oh boy......
a modest $10mil
couldn't be arsed to cookie clicker my way any higher if mogul was the be all end all
>n words thought there was an algorithm
>did all kinda autistic moron maths to figure 1 out
>told em it was jannies n moot chan messing with the numbers
>proven right in the end
Why is 4turd like this ?
just say Black person
Black folk*, redditoid
What, are you too poor to say Black person?
>Poor gays can't even say Black person
Is that an hidden effect of posting with $JANNY or are you just bring a Black person?
>testing Black folk
>n words
the effects of buying $RDDT
It was basically a random walk with a hard-coded crash at the end
>create an overall market multiplier curve for narrative shaping
>create individual curves for stocks for the lulz (to keep janny and reddit low, also approximating a kind of intrinsic value for each stock)
>randomly increase or decrease the price on top of these curves (with varying volatility per-stock)
I really want to see what the long-term, overall graphs look like
not entirely convinced each stock had different algorithms
I think it's more likely they all run on the same logic and started with a random value from 1 to 999, but because they were only monitored for a 24 hour period it's easy to think some had specific patterns
Nah I think the obviously moronic investitions like RDDT had different algorithms
yeah the top half of the stocks were always going up and down steadily, while the bottom ones like CHVCK was always schizoing
RDDT tanked in the last hours. Mid day was over 350...
>not entirely convinced each stock had different algorithms
me neither, it's just the most obvious way to write it.
And when I joined about six hours ago Janny and Rddt were the lowest by far, which made me assume it wasn't truly random
Black person you can say Black person on IQfy noone cares unless you're a troony
apparently IQfy pass is being sold for 5 million,
hope you guys sold before the crash
proofs?
True, bought myself a bunch
Why are you guys still going at it? Isn't it clear that it was rigged now? Wasn't it pretty clear that this market was fake from how awfully predictable it was from the very start? You're not going to pump anything. It's over.
>I'm waiting for them to set everything to 0, just to dab on the slurpers
What if they pull a funny and everybody's liquidity goes to $0? Only bagholders will be the surviving Moguls.
That would be pretty funny but it wouldn't really make a lot of sense wouldn't it? It should just get very close to 0. Idk I don't actually invest.
This was honestly a fun event. The tedious and mindless work and watching number go up really activated my autism, it kind of reminds me of when cookie clicker first debuted and became a fad for a while. Following this thread and watching all the overreactions added to the experience too. It's actually been a long time since I've gotten this autistically absorbed into something
It was a good one, that's for damn sure
Anon, you might wanna add some changes to your life.
You might wanna actually become a mogul first
Oh wait you can't anymore kek
Much better than last year's GPT crap, or the leaf board.
Basically a rehash of the teams, but with more interactions. I had fun bros.
It's over.
time to reactivate adblock?
why did they want it off in the first place? trannies banned me off IQfy so i can't ask
thread dies in 20 minutes
@ all poorgays. You are this gay:
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>blackbox character gets filtered
Never-fricking-mind. I'll see myself out.
not even gambling is as fun as betting on whether line go up or down >:[
Rate out of 10?
This was really fun. Reminded me of the teams one. 9/10
>unable to cash out
>becomes broke
why do israelites always win, its not fair frens
shoulda cashed out like everyone else said stupid goy
>moron
>stop making it so easy
gg
EVERYTHING IS ONLY 1 BUY FAAAAAST
Get a job broke boys
okay but how do I get rich playing stocks in GTA V
You cash out and transfer the money to you GTAonline account
If you're not a mogul you should honestly have a nice day
>the hosts couldnt even make the updoots actually functional
NGMI
small indie dev team
>entire stock crashes
>only true moguls remain
Just as intended.
mogul blood rise
I bought 999 of each just in case
I WANTED TO CRASH THE MARKET TODAY
THEY DID IT FOR ME
AHHHHHHHHHH
>holding on to 25010 $RDDT
grim
>biggest stonk holding is RDDT
Away with you
NO!!!!!
IT WAS GACHI AND CHUCK!!!!
MY PLAN WAS TO CRASH JANNY, RDDT AND GACHI TODAY !!!!!
hope someone makes a more fleshed out version of this, it was a bit too fun just for an april fools event
it was only fun cause of the fast thread, people would get bored of a continuation and it would die cause the general thread for it would be a couple people talking to each other
maybe it could become one of those persistent world games and have its own general on /vg/, add more features than just stock trading like hedgefunds, debt, loans, etc
>Make it multiplayer, problems solved.
True, but if you make minigames like that occur too frequently they stop being something special. If I were mods I would do stuff like this quarterly, or at least semiannually and also bring gimmicks from the past back depending on popularity.
If you think about it, magnates are the true winners
>Moguls are unemployed autists staring at their pcs for hours, writing scripts to automatically buy it for them, depriving themselves of sleep
>Magnates have a job and a love life but found it a fun little game to play for an hour
So in REAL LIFE atleast, we won
that poorgay cope
>Verification not required.
Holy COPE
I went to work today and even got OT. You're just bad at this.
Cope harder gay. Magnates are worse than the brokies.
you as the virgin parrot, me as chad owl
POV: you didnt buy ytsb at 1
Poorgay cope. I did it in a couple hours with $GACHI easily on my phone while getting paid at work.
Cope harder. It took less than an hour to become mogul lol.
hush now poorgay
>he didn't manual mogul while also gaining $22 mil during a 6 hour rest midway though
ngmi
>muh manual
At the end of the game, the scriptCHAD and the clickgay go back in the same box.
>that reminds me, i have to disable the script and enable the adblocker
just saying it wasn't needed for mogul. sure I could have avoided the slight soreness in my arm from the clicking but it makes me stronger
Holy poorgay cope
You're poorer than him
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Where did my wealth go I was a Moghul before going to sleep this can't be happening to me
Why is everything $1? I was robbed the game was rigged from the start.
>takes his title off with shame
keeeeeeeeeek
Show's over anon, we're homeless
>didn't liquidate
Your fault
>poorgay cope
>OH NO NO NO
>So, how long are the cool effects going to keep working now that it's over?
you're all poor!
DESU
impressive. very nice
thank you, tbh. love me some nice clean numbers, and with that my portfolio is done
I hate Black folk
Once you get 1m Chad, you can see the actual board behind https://IQfy/prize.html
I have like 40k $JANNY and it said I could trade it for three days of a IQfy pass. I'd rather the $JANNY.
It's not over.
Someone has a botnet and is mass dumping every stock.
>Yeah, that must be it. Stay strong and buy the dip!!
If it comes back I will have $100M+ but there's nothing above mogul so whatever.
>Rich Investor
Ah, envy.
I've been a Mogul, it's not envy (although I definitely should have cashed out since I had almost $15 mil)
>everything went to 1
thats a big crash
For (You)
>checked the price
>it's still $1
it's not fair, bros...
>as long as you don't delete your cache and cookies you can forever be Mogul and flex on people
I hope so. I was phoneposting the entire time. Hope I don't have to update soon.
by the way, owning at least 10k janny lets you post on /j/
THE SHEER COPE LMAO
Hit too close to home huh, moguls?
But I got OT today. What's your excuse?
put me in the screencap, unless you can't afford to make another one
>THE SHEER COP-ACK!
Hey mods, how about an encore. Just an extra day.
Which option are you picking, bros?
For me, it's the 4th option.
https://IQfy/prize.html
2nd for me without a doubt
>not picking janny pass instantly
Other options are not even worth to look at
I can't afford any of them
>https://IQfy/prize.html
4th as well.
It technically isn't the best but honestly its the only one that'd have any value to me
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Well, I will take the $1 for every 10000000. I will have like $8 and that is like 2 tacos
test le computer
I'll miss being a mogul...
Moguls will recognize each other by our posting style. You ever see a random greentext that shouldn't exist?
>it's me rainbowposting
kek
>The moguls will be with (You). Always
Comforting to know!
Just remember: non-moguls ousted themselves as tourists multiple times in the thread. So the next time you spot a tourist you'll know he's also a poorgay.
>but I'm a tourist and a mogul
>/tg/ reporting
I remember the Covid year, I figured out you could avoid sickness by not responding to infected posters. I stayed pure the entire time, but at the end I just looked like a newbie while all the cured chads were having fun around me.
>/tg/ fricked that one up. They got a sticky, so it turned into a giant Nurgle's Fart-huffing session and they couldn't spread the infection past there because they incubated too fast.
Oh yeah, blame /tg/. Yeah, sure. Wait... shit, yeah no you're right
>tfw I literally started browsing IQfy last week
>coincidentally this event happens
>mogul
Please tell me I belong anon
This event is just a basic IQ test. Everyone who didn't make it to Mogul either started very late or straight up moronic.
True
Even if you started late you’ve no excuse. My wife managed to get to mogul in about an hour last night after getting bored and making a new account
>wife
>IQfy
>doesn't have a wife from IQfy
very true
And the final test was selling off before the crash
Feeling a bit sad that I was a latecomer in this, but I did manage to get to 600k in just 3 big trades pretty much. Buying YTSB at 3 last night and then selling this morning at 669 was a godsend.
Man I never hit Mogul tier I'm a failure
>didn't end up destitute
feels good man
Ok how do I cash out?
Do you remember your lowest point?
When I started. Legit never dipped below that.
I never got below $900
I bought three stocks in tbh the moment I started
It then tanked to around 13 dollars a share
I was sub-triple digits
I had to CHUCKMAX and ANIMEMAX to escape
Waiting for $CHUCK to breach $100 initially was my lowest point. Had to switch
chuck crashed to 2$ and i had a few chad, so i doubled down on chuck and got a nich frick and suck
2CHUCK and 1ANIME were pivotal moments
Anime dropped to $1. That was the decisive moment
Yep, $1000
i remember being destitute, i think $AUTSM failed me. $YTSB saved me though and i rode the $CHUCK train into mogul status
Impressive
bought 10 tbh instantly with my whole 1k, which dropped to around $800 in 2 ticks. had to sell to play the pennies and felt so good when I finally got my tbh back. long live CHUCK
$DOOMED
>not being a mogul
>IMAGINE
IMAGINE
>IMAGINE
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>IMAGINE
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>IMAGINE
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>IMAGINE
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>IMAGINE
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I remember my first half hour..hard to believe that was over two weeks ago.
Congratulations to every Mogul in this thread
Thanks anon, glad I liquidated last night
(You) too
>they didn't all-in $1 YTSB
what happens now?
>market isn't updating anymore
Yotsuba never truly flatlined
>imagine
ok who bogged me
>didn't liquidate
Congrats, your IQ is ~80
Did you break the top-100, fellow moguls?
>tfw 98th place
https://IQfy/leaderboard
>42th place
>42th
>2th
>th
>lurk moar newbie
>fourty tooth
That's some kino dolphin porn
You're looking at the bottom of the leaderboards. Whales are at the top.
Lewd
I'm not on there 🙁
Holy shit, look at those scriptgays
>nothing there
>helpless investor can't see leaderboard
OH NO POORgayS CANT SEE IT KEK
You're just kidding... right?
>tfw mogullets got what was coming to them
>69th
zased
I GOT 1ST PLACE POORgayS COPE AND KNEEL
Frick you
>168th
Not bad.
At least I'm not so broke I can't see the leaderboard like
I was a Mogul on this board when I was twenty-eight years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a Mogul; father too. Me and him was Moguls at the same time; him up in /misc/ and me out here. I think he's pretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old time Jannies never even wore their flair. A lotta folks find that hard to believe. Jim Scarborough'd never posted with one; that's the younger Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn't wear one up in IQfy. I always liked to hear about the oldgays. Never missed a chance to do so. You can't help but compare yourself against the oldgays. Can't help but wonder how they would have posted these times. There was this Magnate I sent to the 3 day ban in IQfy here a while back. My ban and my testimony. He posted a sevteen shares of a $3 and said he had "made it". Papers said it was a white lie of delusion and envy, but he told me there wasn't any delusion to it. Told me that he'd been planning on making it for about as long as he could remember. Said that if they turned him out he'd do it again. Said he knew he was going to Reddit. "Be there in about fifteen minutes". I don't know what to make of that. I sure don't. The shitpost you see now, it's hard to even take its measure. It's not that I'm afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to get paid nothin to even do this job. But, I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet a poorgay I don't understand. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He'd have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this board."
So, did anyone reach a billion?
Flipping 1000 stocks per 10 seconds is gotta be the most autistic activity ever made. I feel pity to those who are in the leaderboards, lmao
>dad, were you able to sell all your stocks before black tuesday?
what will you say?
>Well, you ate breakfast this morning, didn't you?
Yes son, and I blew it all on thai ladyboys. That's how I met your mother.
>didn't need to son, i always kept 5 milly in my pocket
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I say: I miss being able to clown text
sicp
cashed out at 90% of my high score
feels good
>hiding the auto script in the screenshots
>The market is closed
Damn, I didn't make it to 1m CHAD
OK what now
>The market is closed
And it's over. Final score
>YTSBx430000
Alright. Time to unsticky the thread and disperse the rabble. Show's over, go home.
Where do I collect my reward?
https://IQfy/prize.html
Free IQfy pass! Arigato!
MOGULGOD WW@
It’s over.
its been a pleasure have a good rest of the year
taking the moot dakimakura
The gun is loaded
farewell
It was fun posting with you all
>closed yet still have access to rainbow text
Markets closed before I finished slurping...
>RDDT your biggest investment
>not ANIME
you didnt make it
Yeah regrettably ANIME pumped too hard and RDDT dumped too hard so my script rotated 500k ANIME into RDDT
I may be poor in dollar, but I am rich in YTSB and ANIME stock.
Just woke up, lmao to everyone who didn't at least cash out part of their earnings to hedge bets on a potential market crash. Chad mogul status preserved for eternity
this tbh, made sure to liquidate just over 10 mil
Imagine the gains when the market opens again next year.
I hope you didn't completely liquidate.
ggs
>The market is closed
oh that's an easy fix, just open it again
open the market
This event was so fun, I really wish they would open the market for one more day
>but they won't
I want a market day once a month, with different unpredictable gimmicks in the price patterns. and a leaderboard but for each stocks marketcap. so I can pump tbh with meaning
I WAS A MOGUL I SWEAR!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
>no
Hey, magnate, your servant boy is talking again.
I know anon... I know
We have to live the rest of our life knowing we will never reach that status again.
Test
>Ah, excellent, the serving b***h has arrived. Two champagnes, please; one for me, and one to pour down your breasts.
That would make a terrible mess, who's going to clean it up?
Just realised I never clowntexted the N word
>Black person
oh shit
>Black person
>homosexual
>troony
>COPE
>SEETHE
Black person
homosexual
troony
COPE
SEETHE
*ahem*
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i kneel
how did I do?
market is closed :'(
>woke up
>event ends
how much more money could I have made?
Can someone tell me what happened I've never really seen a sticky on IQfy
https://boards.IQfy/yse.html
There was an event based on a fake stock market, we had fun and became moguls, and now we're granted the option to pick a reward based on how much we have left over of stocks/cash and we have our rankings displayed next to our IPs.
https://IQfy/prize.html
https://IQfy/leaderboard.html
Yeah I don't get it guess I'm ngmi
>https://IQfy/prize.html
>https://IQfy/leaderboard.html
Disingenuous
>N I G G E R
>I
>G
>G
>E
>R
>earned my mogul in a private tab of all things
>the moment I turn my computer off, it's gone
why did I do this to myself
>just just woke up
>missed the crash
>test how poor am i
>gaynate
Oh no no no no
>trash
Oh, look, it's the help.
Could you fetch me my order, boy?
https://files.catbox.moe/ktx31t.mp3
>P
>U
>R
>P
>L
>E
>R
>A
>I
>N
Oh, what a wonderful day to be rich.
Moguls you won
https://IQfy/prize.html
>no it can't be over
no!
>is it ogre?
>>>>>>P
>>>>>>U
>>>>>>R
>>>>>>P
>>>>>>L
>>>>>>E
>>>>>>R
>>>>>>A
>>>>>>I
>>>>>>N
AAAAAAAAAAAA TUSKETEEEEEEEE
>no more rainbows
>clown posting is eternal
IT'S OGRE
it was a pleasure, gentlemen
HANG ON JUST A SECOND
>HONK HONK
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOO, HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW I WASTED HOURS OF MY LIFE?
you are here, that is enough
See you next year bros.
DESU
this year was for the IQfybros and I loved it. this might have been peak fools, but we shall see
>DESU
IT'S OVER
Is it over?
>Did they remove my rainbow text?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
I will miss her.
The AYAYA girl!
Only thing I remember about Kiniro Mosaic is her
its joever
ANIME IS LIFE
YOU CANT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM MEEEEE
Haha, now noone will know I was never a mogul
>>>/d/
>>>/e/
>s
>u
Can someone for the love of god tell me what JANNY closed at? I had everything in JANNY and when I went to bed it was falling from 190 to 130
Did it keep diving or did it rocket?
$1 like everything else
OH MY FRICKING GOD IM RUINED WHAT AM I GOIGN TO DO OH MY GOD
1.
>everything
yeah, you're fricking broke. So long, poorgay
It was one of the first to fall flat
NO MY MOGUL!!!!
That was fun. See you next year, IQfy. Time to go back to my real job.
They couldn't keep the lights on after the market crashed...
it's ogre
sneed
$ANIME IS PUMPING
for the archive
He bought?
I TOLD YOU ALL TO PUMP $YTSB
It’s over
test
Silly Moguls... good thing you had the foresight to liquidate huh?
SHUUUTT THE FRICK UUUUUUPPPPP
You can't hide from us "Rich Investor"
Okay "Anonymous", see you in another thread
It's mogul to you, rich investor
Yep. I know I ended as a mogul. (You) will always be second place. A third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.
Liquidate? Hours ago i raised the fire that consumed the markets. Moguls who didnt join my fight are no friends of mine.
we can still pretend ;_;
>even when pretending he's still a failure
OH NO NO NO
I don''t want to Tarnish the Mogul Name
RIP
>the spike at the 24 hour mark as people expected it to end
>the much larger spike during the actual rug pull
WE'LL MEET AGAIN
DON'T KNOW WHERE
DON'T KNOW WHEN
love you guys
bye everyone
🙂
That was fun, peace out guys.
should have cashed out morons
Seem to have no gachi in that folio mate, it’s over for you
Ez stacks 4 me
>he thinks that's his folio
hul~
pardon me I just got out of bed.
>Mogul title lost
Heh… I was only pretending to be an upper class snob, guys. I never forgot my Poorgay roots, honest!!
You are still a Mogul deep inside
LAST POST I LOVE YOU ALL
>The market is closed
it was fun bros
C U M
bros
Shit was cash can't wait for next year
it'll be something boring and lame next year in comparison to this
welp back to /5eg/ and /mtg/
We deserve a second day with emotes this is reddit tier
What I miss out on
That was a lot of fun. Good night anons
I've got a line to the SEC. If anyone's interesting in making sure orchestrators of the Yotsuba Stock Exchange rugpull see justice, drop your email and we'll be in touch.
I don't want to go back to my real portfolio
t. destitute investor
We'll, dump again.
Dunno where, dunno wheeen.
But I know we'll manipulate again,
Some money day.
I spent the better part of the last 24 hours in this sticky big kek. will never forget, just like team mini long ago
DESU
Look on my Wealth, ye Moguls, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
kek and saved
will write up a full one this weekend
is it ogre?
Yes
its ogre
Back to the real world
Buy the dip, bros
stickies still up so cant take that away
... for now
Great times. I know many fellow secret moguls will exist on the board amongst us!
WE WUZ RUGGED n SHEEEIT
>mfw made more money on a IQfy april fools event than i ever have irl
I'm not ready for
>This thread is no longer a sticky.
It's over...
Has my browser reset?
EVEN THE FRICKING LINK IS GONE
NOOOO
https://boards.IQfy/yse.html
>market closed
>can't create new account
>even putting in my cookie does nothing
>no stocks
OWARI DA
It was a good run
test
> They didn't keep most of their assets liquid
If you aren't still a mogul then you unironically are NGMI
Not bad
sneed
wallah
Goodbye Mogulbros, I'll see you in the next life
And farewell to you as well fren
Goodbye... maybe we'll eventually accept that there were more important things than Mogul status
A final kimmy for my mogulbros
TOTAL MOGUL DEATH
ALL YOU MFS ARE SCRIPTgayS
I was phoneposting all the way to mogul. It wasn't that hard.
my nig
It was as simple as buy low and sell high, $1000 turned into $49million just by following that method
got mogul without using the script. most I had to buy at once was 30k CHUCK so like 30 clicks over 300 seconds. no big deal
BUT DID YOU STAY MOGUL BY THE END? PROBABLY NOT
the ultimate baby cope
just like bitcon, the early bird gets the worm
I managed to buy 20k+ stocks from coins that dipped to $1 or below $5 several times
>Seething gaynate-cel id
completely au natural over 120m liquid and still holding 200k gachi, 100k chad and pepe. you had 100 opportunities to make large scale gains and just didnt.
>200k stocks
>IM TOTALLY NOT AN UNEMPLOYED SCRIPTgay GUYSSSSS NOOOOO
lmao
i bought gachi every time it went below ~30 in the last few hours after i woke back up
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe
>not having the most basic coding to whip up a trading script
>having a tantrum about it
ISHYGDDT
Can't wait till codelets like (You) are made obsolete by AI
I write the AI
>obsolete
AI made my job 10x faster and my salary is still the same
I'm not going anywhere mate anytime soon
Did it on my phone and stayed mogul through pure liquid cash, kys
>managed to stay Mogul even after the market closed
The true winning condition right here.
It's been fun, lads.
MOGG(UL)ED
O
G
G
(U)
(L)
E
D
it was fun while it lasted
see you somewhere, morons
wish $SICP still worked, would be fun to use it in /x/
Any archive website for IQfy?
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/58214254
here's this thread
the whole thing won't load for me
Embalming the corpse while it's still warm...
testul
It was fun while it lasted. Could've been a Mogul if I wasn't so damn occupied with rl problems these last 2 days. Magnate is fine though
tada
test
Helaas pindakaas, I retired too soon and didn't cash out.
I should post my status as an eternal reminder that I should realize my gains before it's too late.
well that was fun
good night
i told you to sell
>YSE was so good next year's is guaranteed to be worse
I'm not ready, bros.
When is the market opening
I want my MOGUL status back
And none of you are moguls anymore :^)
Better to have loved and lost then to be forever salty about being poor.
Says so
i am exorbitantly rich in both spirit and momentary possessions and as well my YSE holdings
you, meanwhile, will never be a mogul
bump
Test
did it worked?
hmm
>tfw could have remained a magnate but got greedy
FRICK.
uhh I don't get the event
halp
Damn it feels good to be a Mogul
Ex-Mogul here. I went to sleep and forgot to sell.
Everything is over. It's so quiet here now.
Alright, that was fun, but it was super easy as well.
See you guys never, I guess because
>imagine browsing IQfy unironically
The fact so many of you managed to not win this game says everything about this board.
>The fact so many of you managed to not win this game says everything about this board.
Very true.
Yeah, I said ages ago that if you aren't at least Mogul then you should never touch trading, ever. It's like the basics 101 exam you start with.
>just buy low and sell high moron
You could've noticed each stock's behavior as well because they did have some slightly different behaviors, or considered that buying the cheapest stocks isn't always the fastest way to progress, but you didn't need to know any of that.
The market is absolutely nothing like a real world market and you can buy or sell with no penalty so it's nothing more than the very basics.
I was the first Mogul I saw, so that's something.
Some people didn’t start early where you had 1 dollar stocks and not everything always over 100 besides Reddit
Getting to even 10k starting in the later hours is more impressive then the people who got 10+ million who started hour one and did nothing else the rest of the day but this
BS, i started around ~3 hours before ANIME crashed to 1$, ended with 9.6mil
if you didn't liquidate....
ngmi bro
ngmi
i told you not to be left holding bags
Thats pretty big gay that they took this away
They took emojis away too. Nothing new. This is a sad board.
>tfw still a mogul
Hope you boys cashed out savings before the end.
Does anyone know the powers of the following stocks:
>PEPE
>ANIME
>LOL
>AUTISM
>BOOB
>JANNY
>GME
>CHUCK
>YOTSUBA
>PEPE
>LOL
>BOOB
>AUTISM
>JANNY
>GME
>CHUCK
>YOTSUBA
dont do shit i think
>ANIME
goes hyper when you mouse over the icon
ANIME has a hover-over effect like GACHI does.
No idea if any of the others have effects.
>Does anyone know the powers of the following stocks:
>>PEPE
Nothing
goes the "NANI" meme if you pass mouse over
>>LOL
Nothing
If you did too much green text it would start to scramble the last green texts and would put one or two letters upside down
>>BOOB
Nothing
Nothing
>>GME
I don't know if any, probably nothing.
If you did too much green text it would start to scramble the last green texts and would put one or two letters upside down
Do you have a screenshot of that?
There was one here yesterday. It was nothing anything that much noticeable. You had to do like 10 green text lines to start to see some
scrambling.
i think you're mistaken, i checked the css sheet and AUTSM doesn't have anything special about it
https://s.4cdn.org/css/xa24extra.css
>autism
do you have a post you can link of that effect?
CHAD posts were black-and-white.
tbh posts said tbh at the bottom
CLOWN posts had rainbow colored greentext
RDDT posts had an upvote arrow next to them
It was fun
Now the market is closed, how do I withdraw my money?
test
BEST EVENT EVER
Welp, time to turn on uBlock
?si=vOAw9fGvtQW0lWrk
Also scripts are for cheaters
Earn money like a real man
>money
>He didn’t turn his IQfy gold into real cash
NGMI
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
It's been fun bros
It is so over.
Well maybe it was special keys the guy used. IDK didn't try.
Like tears in the rain.
goodbye everyone
See you gays next year
This thread was good fun, nice trading with you lot
bye moguls.. and others.
I'll miss you bros
Frick i forgot to sell!
>stickyless
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
goodbye and goodluck everyone, it was fun while it lasted
What's this people talking about rewards and a leaderboard?
rip
we'll always have fools gold
?si=kajdElBFhERqcmHI
it's over
>WHY DIDNT I SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was a fun ride. Reached 9 figures.
I wish earning real money was this easy.
>image limit
Final Score post $1 everything
Your portfolio is valued at $13312569:
>657,000 $CHUCK
>104,000 $CLOWN
>20,000 $PEPE
I think i had something like 240M last night value
Thing is, it takes time to liquidate so even if you have 240M value it takes the same effort to sell to get that value, as it takes to buy to get that value.
It's only worth as much as 120M liquid.
That's why the meta was to buy, buy, buy and never sell unless a stock had hit its absolute peak.
Your portfolio is valued at $24964325:
ANIME×15313
AUTSM×750
BOOB×2000
CHAD×4000
CHUCK×10800
CIA×1010
CLOWN×1100
DESU×2010
GACHI×2000
LOL×2000
PEPE×4000
RDDT×33000
SICP×10
WOJK×310
YTSB×1410
$×24884612
Your portfolio is valued at
$47862872
ANIME×259000
AUTSM×1000
BANE×5000
CHAD×2150
CHUCK×200000
CIA×20000
CLOWN×1000
DESU×67000
GACHI×122000
GME×77000
LOL×10
PEPE×20000
YTSB×85000$
$47003712
Your portfolio is valued at $4204787:
>CHUCK×1000
>GME×10000
>YTSB×10
>$×4193777
The highest it's ever been valued at was ~9M but I was occupied during that tick unfortunately. Would've wanted to cash out 🙁
Your portfolio is valued at $43109930:
>ANIME×1000
>AUTSM×1000
>BANE×1000
>BOOB×1000
>CHAD×25000
>CHUCK×1000
>CIA×1000
>CLOWN×1000
>DESU×1000
>GACHI×1000
>GME×1000
>JANNY×1000
>LOL×1000
>PEPE×1000
>RDDT×1000
>SICP×1000
>WOJK×1000
>YTSB×1000
$×27973930
>you did diversify right anon?
Just checked Yotsuba stock and stocks are now editable and not bound to an database.
Sad, it is trully over. Wish it lasted for the week like other april fools.
Damn I want to play this for a little while longer. I wish they didn't close it.
Why is this thread still up?
Because I will it so.
the game isn't over yet. buy low while you can.
they left me bag holding 657K $CHUCK
anime hodlers anonymous
LUL. Everything dropped to $1.
Let's re-open /qa/ so we can give mods feedback!
It's still up but it won't let me get down with the $CLOWN any more. 🙁
You had your chance to be rich but it's over now.
I got a million in liquid cash left, I'd be thrilled if I had that in real life.
Mogul for life baby
slurping up all the shares at $1
nvm market closed 🙁
its been fun anons
see you next year
Your portfolio is valued at $8735249:
ANIME×10AUTSM×10BANE×10BOOB×10CHAD×10CHUCK×10CIA×10CLOWN×10DESU×10GACHI×10GME×10JANNY×10LOL×10PEPE×10RDDT×10SICP×10WOJK×10YTSB×10$×8735069
Let the sheer uselessness of this waste of time and the hereby demonstrated inherent vapidity of material assets prove a useful analogy for your life and lead to Great Improvement
>altho theres frick al chance of that
test
if IQfy admins weren't so low IQ they would add YSE as an all around year though. it was fricking fun. bring it back, frick you.
This, plus add more ranks and effects
no, frick off. know when to let something go before you drive it into the ground and make it not fun anymore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WAS FUN
FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
ot would be fun on day 78 when janny dips for the 20th time and you just want to get to that next tier
if you love something set it free
>more tiers
yes please
both true. off the top of my head if it was a permanent fixture you'd do one or more of the following
>have set endgame/victory conditions so you people could stop
>make stock crashing permanent so if you're gone for a week CIA and YTSB might be gone with 80% of your fortune
>have seasons with different conditions and variables thrown in. Maybe roughly modelled on some historic markets to see who figures it out and makes bank
>highly detailed leaderboard so you can have badges for 'got to $10m in minimum number of trades' or 'got to 100m only buying shares over $500' or 'MAGNATE BY BUYING AND SELLING ONLY BOOB'
Sounds like a lot of work for an imageboard and the game was perfect for 2 days as is
it was far too primitive and basic to ever deserve more than 24 hours.
It might be interesting if it was improved but it wouldn't fit IQfy.
We'll trade again
Don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some IQfyy day
Keep farming (You)s
Just like you always do
'Til the stock 'mart pops the bubble in a day
So will you please trade five-oh, of the stocks that I hold
Tell them I want returns
They'll be happy to know, my insider info
It'll crash in two turns
We'll trade again
Don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some IQfyy day
;_;
Was asleep during the crash. How'd it happen? Gradually or instantly?
couple of stocks just tanked triggering mass buying before realisation that it wasnt affecting the prices
then it happened to few more but at that point it was >ok, its been a day, its over
was still a few panic buyers tho desparately hoping to make it
I see, that sounds funny and I wish I'd been there to see the reactions in real time. This was extremely fun though, I repeat one last time: I fricking love fake money numbers
Wait people thought that buying raised prices?
I always thought it was random, and people were just shitposting about pumping and dumping.
only the morons thought that. There are a lot of them.
Some people did, others were just memeing around
"PUMP!!!!"
>"PUMP!!!!"
"PUMP!!!!"
>"PUMP!!!!"
PEPE was the lowest when they flipped a dump switch, so
>PEPE hits $1
>anons slurp like usual
>next tick
>PEPE still at a dollar
staying $1 for two ticks was the first sign
>all stocks are red
>all stocks gradually fall to $1, yotsuba and wojk taking the longest cause they were the highest at the time
so from PEPE to yotusba it took about an hour for all to hit $1
The moment Pepe hit $1 and stayed $1 for more than 1 tick, I immediately told everyone
>this has never happened before. I've anticipated this, stocks CAN die, Pepe is fricking dead now.
and then it remained at $1 for one more tick. I assumed it'd just be a couple stocks like Pepe but then I looked at all the stocks and saw all of them going down, none of them going up.
ANIME×5000AUTSM×1000BANE×10000BOOB×1000CHAD×68000CHUCK×150000CIA×2000CLOWN×4000DESU×1000GACHI×110100GME×107000JANNY×104000LOL×5000PEPE×10000RDDT×389000SICP×1000WOJK×1000YTSB×50000$×90892889
sold off almost all my ANIME and CIA before I went to bed so I managed to cash a decent amount out
peak 300mm
>wake up
>everything is 1 dollar
What the frick happened
April Fools Day ended 🙁
test
Only nolives has time to get rich, I'm not gonna organize my weekend around monitoring a maymay.
So is the game over or does the market open soon?
I'm keeping the tab open unrefreshed until next year
t. proud 100k $CHAD holder Mogul
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
Reply to this post if your favorite stock still has a visible line going down
$YTSB and $BOOB.
How I made my money. I knew they would pull the plug. I secured 31 million.
It's funny. I feel a sadness with this going away.
Well this was a great run. Wish making money IRL was this easy. I wonder if the mods are kind enough to release the backend db for this stuff, would be really interesting to recreate/analyze this event in retrospect. How large did the largest mogul get, biggest losers, what were the volumes, etc. Or at least to tell us how the prices were calculated, because it definitely felt organic in the very beginning .
Someone said this reminded him of an old game called Dope Wars - any other recommendations of easy, simple to get into trade/incremental games?
I think EVE or Dofus are overkill and too off the point.
Cookie Clicker or Universal Paperclip are too... I don't know; they fit a bit better but they're still not really scratching that itch.
Anyway, back to grinding Path of Exile I guess.
I fricking forgot about dope wars. I spent so much time on that in highschool.
I literally passed out right before the crash kek.
>Your portfolio is valued at $91770180
I got almost all my stuff liquidated in time, shame I couldn't hit 100 mil in liquid assets. Oh well, that was a fun event.
If we're being honest, no one really knows if buying affected the market.
Each stock had a programmed “personality” to it.
Damn, are the post memes gone?
I'll miss my tbh, to be tbh.
>portfolio dropped from 7 figures to 6 while asleep
it's so over
fun times were had
It was a good one
Now all the admin needs to do is bring back poster counts (or at least explain why they were removed) and we'll like them again.
i concur and agree with everything stated here. give us back ip counters troony jannies
>1pbtid is not enough
leave
all my banes gone
>Cashed out right before the crash
I survived with 99% of my funds as a Mogul worth 54M.
Good night, sweet prince
NOOOOOOOOOOO