how do i become a cool vigilante hacker

like in watch dogs

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    protest in seatle

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he did it better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glasses guy did it better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Benjamin Linus

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a gun and [my lawyer had advised me to not finish this sentence]

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a gun
    >stalk social media of potential targets
    >buy a bunch of tools to open electricity boxes if you want to frick around with stoplights like in the game

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >install HackerOS on ChinaPhone
    >Press home button
    >Become Hacker
    >Optional: Punch npc and play hide and seek with the cops

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > wanna be hacker LARPer
    your brain on modern gaming, holy shit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What >>>IQfy contrarianism does to a homie
      hue

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't.
    I did some bad stuff back in my youth, justifying it to myself that it was only ever against bad people. Thievery, blackmail. It all starting with making Minecraft cheats funny enough.
    I regret it everyday. It's not cool. It's anti-social, and doesn't get you anything except some insane risk and money. I recently looked through the max punishment for my crimes in my country if I was caught, it's 20 years with aggravated sentencing for being against some older folk. Even though they were pedophiles, or criminals themselves, it's still a crazy amount of time I could have faced.
    I had a nervous breakdown worrying about law enforcement busting me, even though I was perfect in my security (like posting about it on IQfy).
    Now I am studying nursing. No more helping by hurting. Just helping.

    Help people anon, don't hurt them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the risk is what makes it worth it, man
      nothing beats that feel when pwning random IPs you find with a couple friends, no proxy condom
      in risk we trust

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Risk is rough on your mental. Just be careful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People sometimes make mistakes in life, and the internet has a way of immortalizing people's mistakes, no matter how trivial they are. I'm glad you've had your epiphany. You can devote the rest of your life towards being a force for good.

      https://i.imgur.com/ywE1BYT.jpg

      like in watch dogs

      Unironically, the most constructive thing you can do is just contribute to free software.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Run IQfy.webp
    >Explode van
    Just make sure you are using incognito first.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch dogs just a one man army with a phone

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hack russian government website and put picture of ukraine flag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine? Why?
      A real freedom hacker would post trans empowerment of children. Russians hate us for our trans freedoms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. Put black sun on Russian website. They hate us because we are white.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suck my dick and I'll teach you everything I know

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn embedded C

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna redpill you on hacking.

    >Cyber crime detection rate is 101% but no one will tell you that
    >Most of the hacker groups are either under government or drug cartels
    >Most of the breaches are done by fishing/human interactions, not by sitting in your room and mr robot stuff
    >Most of the "we hacked your shit give us money" incedents are bluff
    >Government knew you are hacker even before you did
    >Most hackers are carders now and they don't even know how to code
    >Encryption is too strong, quantum computers are a meme
    >Hacktivists groups are a bunch of far left wing ketamine addicts with severe mental problems, like not as an insult they are literal shizos with medical certificate of illness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All true apart from first point. Most governments are clueless/powerless about hackers. Carders are absolute morons and only have like a 1% catch rate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and redpilled also depressing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >learn basic networking
    >learn operating systems internals
    >learn a scripting language
    >learn bash and powershell
    >learn a low-level language
    >learn a web language
    >do ctfs and vulnhub vms untill your eyes bleed
    >try harder
    >rtfm
    >document yourself
    >???
    >profit

    Bonus step: develop a ritalin addiction because your dopamine insensitive brain can't focus on one task more than 1 hour.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just take a 10 minute break and avoid unnecessary stimuli. Unless you have ADHD, you can't focus because your brain is used to unnatural stimulus. You need to rewire yourself to get dopamine from simple things by depriving yourself of the unnatural ones. No social media, no videos, no secondary shit on your secondary monitory in a browser window. Once you can feel good from just taking a short walk in the park or woods, your focus will skyrocket due to your brain not getting bored in the middle of thinking. The last 2 years of the coof really did a number on me for staying inside and took a fat shit on my ability to focus. Think my usage of porn tripled as well. Thankfully I live in the middle of bumfrick nowhere and can just go outside and do nothing in the nature to leave the artificial pleasure cage. I couldn't even read a book before.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    org-drill and meth

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So fricking smart aren't you
    Nice post fricking mongoloid

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    /qa/ lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sharty won

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    install gentoo

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >like in watch dogs
    lel
    you want to hack a police officer's smart-bomb with your iPhone? Have fun.

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