How do I cure the atheism if my teenage son?

How do I cure the atheism if my teenage son?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    show him this:

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read more books.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if my teenage son
    if your teenage son, then nope. if not your teenage son, then also nope.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your teenage son what?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way for someone who isn’t a young child to become religious is for them to be totally mentally broken to the point where they rely on the security provided by religion. I suggest you pay a large black man to anally rape him. Then you can tell him that god will make him clean again.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would probably have to use fear or guilt against him, or both, to get him to accept religion again. That’s usually how it goes. Or send him to a cult Christian camp so they can brainwash him.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cure the atheism if my teenage son?
    You don't have a son autistic genetic reject anon.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. Atheism is a belief not an infection.
    >How do I change my son's mind?
    You can't. No one can change another person's mind, only their own, but you can listen to him, understand him and his mind, and offer him what he needs to consider this issue.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Atheism is a belief
      the lack of

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chairs are atheists because they don't believe in God

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's literally how that works

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake a natural disaster destroying something precious to him and when he comes to you in tears say that God punished him for his lack of faith. Do it in repeat until he starts to believe.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape him like the catholic priests do. That'll fill him up with the holy spirit lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Spirit is semen... that gives life... I get it now

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep him away from Hollywood. Every single antigod argument in his head was implanted by a movie or tv show.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which movies?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but probably the Ricky Gervais ones.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% of them. It is a constant narrative to attack God. If you are smart enough and are familiar with the God of the Old Testament you will start to notice that most movie villains have qualities ascribed to God put in a way that makes it seem evil, so people always associate God with evil and see him as a tyrant. Every movie superhero is a pantheon false god/demon painted as a good guy. And the Almighty is always the villain in every movie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mate superman is the biggest goody two shoes in the medium and he's literally capeshit Jesus.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally a powerful being that fell from heaven and is worshipped by men as their savior.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disingenuous as frick. Clark didn't fall morally, and the character's main defining characteristic is that he's superman, but at the same time he's a guy from Smallville, Kansas (fully man and fully god).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projection

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take him to religious events with lots of teenage girls
    I pretended to like imagine dragons for pussy, you're god damned right I would pretend to praise jesus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you pray about it and see if that makes a difference? (As always, it won't.)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy him mere Christianity by C.S.Lewis

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t cure a sane brain, kys christurd/mudslime

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show him Peterson, he’s the only modern Christian thinker that understands how to interpret Christianity not literally

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neopaganism is the way, show him Survivethejive, Indoeuropean religion is coming back baby

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show him Matt Christman, he’s the only modern Christian thinker that understands how to interpret Christianity not literally

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just let him grow up, education and maturity is the best cure to atheism. If you want to immediately change him as a teenager introduce him to a cute Christian girl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      …On opposite day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the level of maturity you need him to grow out of btw. Absolutely rife in today's world, people are essentially infants well into their 30s

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make hin read less books, keep him uneducated, give him a lobotomy, make him allucinate, show him the fedora meme, show him the creationist museum, show him the reproduction of noah’s ark, tell him Jesus is based, epic and redpilled like Pepe the frog

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro make him watch Redeemed Zoomer, he’s so based and smart, he’s a genius, and funny as hell too!

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire one of the cool kids to get him hooked on meth, let him hit spiral until he starts sucking wieners for a hit and then introduce him to the saving power of Jesus.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cure the atheism if my teenage son?
    watch Hazbin Hotel with him, it is the newest retelling of the Christ narrative for a new generation. You'll have to correct and clarify a few things for him but it should at least make the material interesting.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends whether he's a leftoid or whether he's psychologically healthy. If he's a leftoid then you need to cure him of that first by showing the most vile parts of leftism , the fact it leads to no one having children and civilizational collapse.

    Then if he's psychologically healthy convince him of general deism with cosmological and contingency arguments . these seem reasonably likely to be true and valid and it's reasonably likely that a good candidate for the first cause/necessary thing is God
    Then given that there is probably a God, Christianity is a very reasonable candidate
    If he gets hung up on that last part then point oout that Christianity is the best strategy for raising and maintaining society since atheism and leftism just leads to sterility and mental illness whereas religious people are the most psychologically healthy. So it's in his best interests to be part of the Christian group and help it win since the leftoid atheist group leads to your bloodline going extinct, mental illness , your kids becoming trannies, increaingly encouraged anti-white persecution, etc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christian birthrates are barely higher than atheist birthrates though. Nobody in the West is having children besides cults like Mormonism. Higher standards of living reduce birthrates, it's why even literal theocracies like Iran are having a demographic collapse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christianity is the best strategy for raising and maintaining society since atheism and leftism just leads to sterility and mental illness whereas religious people are the most psychologically healthy. So it's in his best interests to be part of the Christian group and help it win since the leftoid atheist group leads to your bloodline going extinct, mental illness , your kids becoming trannies, increaingly encouraged anti-white persecution, etc.
      This narrative of course only perpetualized by chronic incels who think declaring your faith in internet arguments instead of talking to women irl will magically conjure a family in the suburbs.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find out why he knows better. Catch up.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a dad who still frogposts on IQfy

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since he doesn't believe in a heavenly father, he clearly doesn't believe in his biological father either. Kick him out and disown him

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cure the atheism if my teenage son?
    send him to sharia school
    i remember having a frend in 4th class who was starting to daut the existing of god
    so his family send him to mosqe summer scholl
    next year in the 5th class he was alright

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Islam
      >Monogamy
      What? I thought you could get up to 4 wives

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can have up to 4 but it should be under the exaptense of all of them
        +
        you must be absolot justice with all of them

        thos the % of those who even can have a secund wife is too low

        the only reason it allowed that, is for the fact that there will always be these small % of ultra giga chads who will have more than one chick realy want to be with him even if sharing him
        and there will always be small % of more women than man worldwide because of man being man

        but primarly speaking majorty of muslims only have one wife

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board ?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have stunted his education when he was still pre-school age.

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