How do I explain to my mom that I am NOT gambling?

How do I explain to my mom that I am NOT gambling?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    >therapy bills

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  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake, something like this was used

    https://ifaketextmessage.com/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      op needs attention and is doing that shit israelites do on reddit where they larp some degen shit hoping innocent people copy them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good chuckle
        Wish it was real, then it would be hilarious
        Whole therapy spin off is good insight into a biggest problem facing the americas

        Op here. I got the picture from Reddit actually, I think it's legit but it isn't me obviously

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that you thought this needed to be said betrays you; moron.
      Do you often announce patently obvious truths in public? I bet people irl pity you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fr, who the frick uses normal messages instead of whatsapp or literally anything else? even telegram ffs
      plus they're more expensive than you might think, it almost reminds me of the time i went to buy shit with paypaw and the moron wanted to sell me a shitty wine 60 fricking dollars it might not seem like much, but overtime it's gonna HURT a lot, especially if you use it/drink it frequently.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        iMessage is like whatsapp/telegram in that it goes through the internet instead of SMS

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just leverage 20 long nvidia with all your money it's going to be a-ok
    financially rape your mom to assert dominance.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are moronic. I’ve been pulling down on average $20k a month on crypto and not including my day job. My wife came home tonight and I was happy because of the BTC pump and made 12 grand. About 2 months pay for me after taxes. She started screaming that she had a bad day at work and doesn’t care about crypto because it isn’t real. So I sold 2K just to show her that I converted it to cash into a single button. Still didn’t care. She had a bad day and her friends told her everyone loses in crypto. Fricking insane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ngmi dont fricking tell about your coins especially not to some woman you fricking moron why didnt you just give her some good dick and take her to some fancy restaurant with the money instead of trying to show off like some fricking loser be a Chad or you are ngmi some Chad will come frick your wife and you will pay your bitcoin to him like a good little cuck because her friends told her that too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >some Chad will come frick your wife and you will pay your bitcoin to him like a good little cuck
        anyone got the screencap of this thread?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based and truthpilled
        ALL women, especially married ones, eventually frick Chad whether you like it or not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      half of that crypto is hers you frickin chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ngmi dont fricking tell about your coins especially not to some woman you fricking moron why didnt you just give her some good dick and take her to some fancy restaurant with the money instead of trying to show off like some fricking loser be a Chad or you are ngmi some Chad will come frick your wife and you will pay your bitcoin to him like a good little cuck because her friends told her that too

      half of that crypto is hers you frickin chud

      I only got in within the last year and have made around 50K. My girlfriend got excited and contributed nearly a couple grand. Despite having to pull out money to pay her bills and buy what she wants she now believes it is a 50/50 split. Biggest mistake of my life. Don't tell anyone bros. Especially your lovers or mother's.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did you comingle your wallet lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a moron and listened to boomers before I knew better. I'm a Millennial.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Talks about his crypto instead of soothing then dominating his girl in the sack.
      Are you a paypig perchance?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this lol just imagine the actual scene
        "had such a bad day at work
        -hey have you seen my portfolio? made money here.....why are you reacting like this? here, converted it to cash, do you see it's REAL MONEY now? I'm fricking clever and not an aspie at all"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >perchance
        You can't just say 'perchance' you double-Black person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's multiple layers to this. One, if you're making easy money sitting on your ass, wagies will seethe. Wagies think they are superior to everyone because they genuinely believe they "work so hard" and when they see someone like yourself make months of their salary in a short amount of time and little effort it breaks their fricking mind. Two, women will get angry at you not just because they're bleeding out their pussy, but they'll do it if it benefits them. Clearly she wants a piece of the pie and will create an argument which could end up with her "wanting a divorce" to get it. Plus if you have money they get mad that you're not spending it on them. Truly one of natures most despicable creatures.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's because you don't communicate with upset women with facts, that just makes them more angry and its completely pointless. Its like you're speaking another language for them. If you want to get through to her, you need to project emotions yourself, but ofc the better choice is just dumping her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Telling your woman about your gains
      This will only end badly for you

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her the therapist is not worth it. Tell her your therapist doesn't put out and isn't hot anyway. You've been getting your therapy at Lucky Flower Asian Massage for a fraction of the price and paying for it with crypto profits

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the stock market gambling too?
    >Then why is it a quadrillion dollar industry?
    >Get back to making me tendies, hoe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      epic answer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crossfit bros...we're we lied to?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >therapy
    >paying a israeli boomer or women to listen to your problems

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually kinda based. Go pay for a hooker and see how she reacts when you try to get her to sit and listen to you complain for an hour

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good chuckle
    Wish it was real, then it would be hilarious
    Whole therapy spin off is good insight into a biggest problem facing the americas

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to email your therapist
    lmao

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >need an MRI
    >die of cancer waiting 2 years for your scan because public healthcare is balls
    lel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is what Americans actually believe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're right tho
        where do you live?
        france italy and spain are a healthcare hellhole atm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of your business Amerilard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Amerilard
            I'm from the EU you absolute moron why do you cope so hard about a dire situation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im euro too, not my problem. Just dont be fat and exercise. I have never not gotten the help I needed. And if I did I could comfy sit at home receiving free gibs until I got help

            [...]
            Any American that works 40h a week or more by law has to be offered health insurance. Obama patched any remaining loopholes a little over a decade ago. All those stories are bullshit or by wagies who aren't gainfully employed, aka 40h a week or more.

            >Have to work 40 hours TO BE OFFERED

            lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't care cause I never had to deal with any kind of emergency or specific treatment in a free healthcare (tm) country
            not defending us by any means but you're delusional if you think we're not heading to a worse direction

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we're not heading to a worse direction

            yeah no shit everywhere in the world

            still paying for fricking therapy is the most moronic american thing ive ever heard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Have to work 40 hours TO BE OFFERED
            Healthcare packages are how companies stay competitive? How much do you make a year? I'm at 125k USD. Not only is that worth more than your cash currency wise but the tax rate is 22%. In addition, I pay $187 a month for full coverage, my company picks up the remainder. I know I have a better deal than you. My copay is $20 a visit. And my out of pocket maximum is $1200 a year for an entire family. That's it.
            You are learning real fast how much shitskins cost your little perfect socialist bubble and you've scratched only the surface.
            If you don't have insurance, you can also pay cash to hospitals and they settle the difference. 4 surgeries for my now wife was about $6K total because Medicare kicked it and that was her maximum.
            I'm happy with my life, I haven't thought oh how I will I afford healthcare since I got out of college (and you are on your parents plan to 25 now) and if a few homosexuals and NEETs have to get broken for this Omelette, so be it. More for it. I just listened to my mom rant about a specialist being 3 weeks out because shes so popular and she doesnt want to see a younger girl who does the exact same thing who is offering a discount just to get people to sign up and see her. I know I have the best doctors in the world because they are paid the most, and European & Asian medical would kill to come here. And the smart ones do.
            We even get the smart pajeets.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I make about €2500 a month

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >€2500
            See, I make about double that AFTER taxes. I bet if we compare jobs you'll see theres an easy 20-40% markup depending on if its STEM. And the bullshit about high cost US cities. Suburbs exist for that reason. That's just people who want to live in gated communities instead of in the city or country.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hmmm no

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post your job title and watch what happens. I work for a European company. Every single one of the US counterparts makes significantly more. I make almost 20K more than my coworker in the UK and he has 10 years of experience on me.
            Your take home is less, your taxes are more and your quality is worse except in the areas US don't care about, like public transportation.

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            Sell get a PAW card and forget about the taxes, make your fking mom happy plz

            Euroshit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You´re gambling already, poor mom.

            Dude sell and pay the fking therapist plz, I feel bad for your mom

            Such a bad son, you´re like a crack addict

            Sell get a PAW card and forget about the taxes, make your fking mom happy plz

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf is that anon?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I make about double that AFTER taxes.
            And your cost of living is 5 times higher, developmentally challenged amerishart. You are poorer than him.

            Ask him how much he paid his house and compare it to yours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mongoloid amerishart. We use a priority system. If you have something serious, you obviously get treated asap.

      We also have public healthcare (which is basically free) and a private one if you don't want to wait or think it's a better option. And even private healthcare won't cost us more than 200-400 euros.

      You spend hundreds of shekels every month PLUS thousands out of pocket whenever you get injured because you slipped on your own diarrhea while buying your daily triple bypass burger topped with nutella. A broken ankle is enough to financially destroy you. You are cattle.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are gambling though

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine paying for therapy... please tell me he's at least a man older than your father

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Any American that works 40h a week or more by law has to be offered health insurance. Obama patched any remaining loopholes a little over a decade ago. All those stories are bullshit or by wagies who aren't gainfully employed, aka 40h a week or more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have great health insurance, but i saw what my bill would be if i didn't have it, and it's nasty...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a total moron anon? Obeezy patched loopholes? Only in the Smith-Mundt act you gorilla Black person homosexual

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's right, get therapy and then once you're well become a degen gambler again

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You´re gambling already, poor mom.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude sell and pay the fking therapist plz, I feel bad for your mom

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Such a bad son, you´re like a crack addict

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, my mom just sent me this!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn forgot image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t
    You tell your mom to frick off

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fricktard that has others pay your bills so you can gamble. Literal waste of oxygen, if I was your mother I'd cut all ties and forget you ever existed. Man up and start paying for your therapist butthole.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But you are gambling.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine your parents not understanding and flipping out like this about it. My parents dont ask shit about my crypto and only on occasion do I tell them my coins went up a bit or down a bit I never get 2 specific and its almost always vague about the amounts. they dont care and dont pry. this guys mom is hilarious in her ignorance. I mean he IS gambling but its not like she thinks it is. And he lives on his own they cant stop him from investing on robinhood (horrible site for crypto)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My boomer dad said bitcoin/crypto was a scam and was gonna be made illegal, i decided to invest in crypto anyway

      he has now admitted that he doesnt understand it and wishes me luck

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a gay that uses Robinhood while saying up $407.00. Its obvious they can't trust you with money.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I explain to my mom that I am NOT gambling?
    you're using profits, not your own money

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Therapy
    Paying to talk to someone because you cry too much isn't medical.

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