How do I get a job as a professional contrarian?
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How do I get a job as a professional contrarian?
How do I get a job as a professional contrarian?
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
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UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Be a gay black man.
No thanks.
Armond White is a gay black conservative man, he's a contrarian in literally every sense of the word lol
>gay black conservative
So he really, really, really hates women. Don't see any contradictions there.
This. You gotta check off a demographic that hasn't been checked yet. The technocracy loves that sort of thing.
Conservatives under 19 are the rarest thing and most counter-cultural thing in the world. So you're saying that the technocracy loves that? So where's my fricking job m8?
*gay christian black man
like any job. you either apply for a job opening or you start your own business and give yourself the job you want.
He's right, you know? Armond's aesthetic analysis is galaxies beyond your understanding, that's why your feeble mind perceives it as contrarianism.
So Snyder has sock puppet accounts.
Only low IQ morons hate Almomd White. It’s usually because he insulted their favorite movie or likes what ever director/movie they’ve set their autistic rage on hating.
only take I've disagreed with. rebel moon was dogshit. I'll reserve judgement for the 'uncut' version but the one he's talking about was horrible. and shitting on Jacksons LOTRs is quite possibly the lowest IQ take of all.
he is right about Vile's DUNC
Dunc was garbage.
Mr White is Right
>It’s impossible to actually enjoy Oppenheimer; what’s happened is that the current political chaos compels some to accept Nolan’s pseudo-history, in their effort to comprehend the present-day madness. Even pundits who should know better have fallen for this gimmick. Geeky Nolan thinks he’s an intellectual, which allows his fans to think they are, too.
Based
This guy is the ID of IQfy
90% of the posts made on this board have the same tone if not the same eloquence.
The wienersure assumption that he’s right is the most IQfy part of his reviews.
You can imagine him writing about a universally acclaimed Oscar winner like Oppenheimer under the title “Now that the dust has settled, what went so wrong?”
>It's an Oscar-winning movie which means the movie is good
You really think winning an Oscar gives a film artistic credibility? Kek.
Black panther was nominated for an Oscar. Nuff said.
>I am smart and everybody here is dumb!!
the sad thing is that when reddit inevitably dies this place will be swarmed by midwits like this guy
>the same eloquence
his manner of writing is annoying to read
and i've read all published asoiaf
Oppenheimer was shit. A dumb incoherant mess of a film.
This guy is pretension in the flesh. I cringe every time I see one of his blurbs on here.
this guy is undeniably based
>the year the culture broke
Huh?
Guess what huge movie came out in 2004
The incredibles. The only good superhero movie.
Spider-Man 2 came out in 04 and completely mogs them.
Starship Troopers 2?
It was Passion of the Christ, btw.
he's not even a good contrarian anymore, his review of KOTFM literally was
>bad because... WOKE
That’s good tho
It’s also correct so often that it’s pointless discussing the alternative
The hard-on this man has for Zack Snyder is unreal, since he's gay I'm certain it's because he genuinely loves him
Just like Michael Jackson, Armond White is honorary white.
Are there any movies he gives good scores to that other critics like/love? Or is it always contrarian?
someone looked into this, he agrees with critic consensus nearly 50% of the time. but as
mentioned, when he's contrarian he does it in a funny trollish way, hence his popularity
even just a glance at his RT page shows a bunch of recent movies where he isn't a contrarian:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critics/armond-white/movies
>he hates the princessbride
very odd
Stupid question.
Armond White is popular because his writing style is very entertaining, not because he's contrarian
Any homosexual on IQfy can call popular movies shit, but Armond can do it in a fun way
Upload 4 hour long video essays on Youtube
>zaar Snadar's REBAL MOON requires mythic understanding of both mankind's history and fate
Did they name him Almond after the diminutive size of his brain?
He's right though
Zack Snyder films might be the biggest midwit filters in all of cinema
Zack Snyder sprinkles surface level christian themes onto his flicks.
It's frankly trite and one hopes that Armond White hasn't got that sort of insipid reflexivity
in mind when he talks about "reviving mythic understanding of mankind's history and fate".
His fanatism for Snyder has rouined his whole image, I used to like him before all that shit.
Grab a thesaurus and never use the first word that comes to mind, reference movies nobody has ever seen from 90 years ago and finally; be gay and black.
>Literal contrarian homosexual
Itt: noobgays that don't know how to decipher Armond reviews. If he says it's good, it's shit. If he says it's bad, it's good. So let me translate his words to you
>Lotr good
>Dune good
>Rebel moon bad
be black, literate, and write your articles on time
as you imagine, people who tick all three boxes are quite rare
someone post that story from some award show about Armond and Herzog(?)
nvm I found it
Based but he's unfortunately gotten really predictable