How do I get a job as a professional contrarian?

How do I get a job as a professional contrarian?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be a gay black man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armond White is a gay black conservative man, he's a contrarian in literally every sense of the word lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gay black conservative
        So he really, really, really hates women. Don't see any contradictions there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. You gotta check off a demographic that hasn't been checked yet. The technocracy loves that sort of thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Conservatives under 19 are the rarest thing and most counter-cultural thing in the world. So you're saying that the technocracy loves that? So where's my fricking job m8?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *gay christian black man

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like any job. you either apply for a job opening or you start your own business and give yourself the job you want.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right, you know? Armond's aesthetic analysis is galaxies beyond your understanding, that's why your feeble mind perceives it as contrarianism.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Snyder has sock puppet accounts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HvzrIUV.jpg

      This guy is the ID of IQfy
      90% of the posts made on this board have the same tone if not the same eloquence.
      The wienersure assumption that he’s right is the most IQfy part of his reviews.
      You can imagine him writing about a universally acclaimed Oscar winner like Oppenheimer under the title “Now that the dust has settled, what went so wrong?”

      he's not even a good contrarian anymore, his review of KOTFM literally was
      >bad because... WOKE

      His fanatism for Snyder has rouined his whole image, I used to like him before all that shit.

      Only low IQ morons hate Almomd White. It’s usually because he insulted their favorite movie or likes what ever director/movie they’ve set their autistic rage on hating.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only take I've disagreed with. rebel moon was dogshit. I'll reserve judgement for the 'uncut' version but the one he's talking about was horrible. and shitting on Jacksons LOTRs is quite possibly the lowest IQ take of all.

    he is right about Vile's DUNC

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunc was garbage.
    Mr White is Right

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s impossible to actually enjoy Oppenheimer; what’s happened is that the current political chaos compels some to accept Nolan’s pseudo-history, in their effort to comprehend the present-day madness. Even pundits who should know better have fallen for this gimmick. Geeky Nolan thinks he’s an intellectual, which allows his fans to think they are, too.

    Based

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is the ID of IQfy
    90% of the posts made on this board have the same tone if not the same eloquence.
    The wienersure assumption that he’s right is the most IQfy part of his reviews.
    You can imagine him writing about a universally acclaimed Oscar winner like Oppenheimer under the title “Now that the dust has settled, what went so wrong?”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's an Oscar-winning movie which means the movie is good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really think winning an Oscar gives a film artistic credibility? Kek.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black panther was nominated for an Oscar. Nuff said.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am smart and everybody here is dumb!!
      the sad thing is that when reddit inevitably dies this place will be swarmed by midwits like this guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the same eloquence
      his manner of writing is annoying to read
      and i've read all published asoiaf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer was shit. A dumb incoherant mess of a film.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is pretension in the flesh. I cringe every time I see one of his blurbs on here.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is undeniably based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the year the culture broke
      Huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess what huge movie came out in 2004

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The incredibles. The only good superhero movie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spider-Man 2 came out in 04 and completely mogs them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Starship Troopers 2?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess what huge movie came out in 2004

        It was Passion of the Christ, btw.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's not even a good contrarian anymore, his review of KOTFM literally was
    >bad because... WOKE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s good tho
      It’s also correct so often that it’s pointless discussing the alternative

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hard-on this man has for Zack Snyder is unreal, since he's gay I'm certain it's because he genuinely loves him

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Michael Jackson, Armond White is honorary white.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any movies he gives good scores to that other critics like/love? Or is it always contrarian?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone looked into this, he agrees with critic consensus nearly 50% of the time. but as

      Armond White is popular because his writing style is very entertaining, not because he's contrarian
      Any homosexual on IQfy can call popular movies shit, but Armond can do it in a fun way

      mentioned, when he's contrarian he does it in a funny trollish way, hence his popularity

      even just a glance at his RT page shows a bunch of recent movies where he isn't a contrarian:

      https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critics/armond-white/movies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he hates the princessbride
        very odd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid question.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Armond White is popular because his writing style is very entertaining, not because he's contrarian
    Any homosexual on IQfy can call popular movies shit, but Armond can do it in a fun way

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Upload 4 hour long video essays on Youtube

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zaar Snadar's REBAL MOON requires mythic understanding of both mankind's history and fate
    Did they name him Almond after the diminutive size of his brain?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's right though
      Zack Snyder films might be the biggest midwit filters in all of cinema

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zack Snyder sprinkles surface level christian themes onto his flicks.
        It's frankly trite and one hopes that Armond White hasn't got that sort of insipid reflexivity
        in mind when he talks about "reviving mythic understanding of mankind's history and fate".

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His fanatism for Snyder has rouined his whole image, I used to like him before all that shit.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab a thesaurus and never use the first word that comes to mind, reference movies nobody has ever seen from 90 years ago and finally; be gay and black.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal contrarian homosexual

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Itt: noobgays that don't know how to decipher Armond reviews. If he says it's good, it's shit. If he says it's bad, it's good. So let me translate his words to you
    >Lotr good
    >Dune good
    >Rebel moon bad

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be black, literate, and write your articles on time

    as you imagine, people who tick all three boxes are quite rare

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post that story from some award show about Armond and Herzog(?)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nvm I found it

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based but he's unfortunately gotten really predictable

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