As a straight man I do not mind because it turns me on
I don't blame women for choosing to only read books by female authors for this reason as long as they do not take away what we enjoy
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How do you feel about male authors writing women like this?
I would need more context to have an opinion on them, a text out of context is a pretexr.
in a nutshell
i got a boner reading this
Good job, you made me google those sentences. Trolled, duh. I'm not reading this shit.
>She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.
this is artful, damn near JOycean
That last sentence is so amazing I wish I'd thought of it myself.
it's fricking stupid for women to complain about these descriptions as being objectifying because they ignore the fact that these offending descriptions allways occur when the maincharacter first meets the woman. he's not going to describe her fine diction or her unrelenting ambition the first time he sees her walk through the door.
the second one is hilariously moronic. like, there's only one globular unit per breast -- the breast itself -- and a cluster of grapes is multiple globular units, right? so is he saying that the woman had multiple, smaller, clustered breasts in the place of normal breasts? it just doesn't make any fricking sense
It is saying that her breasts are plentiful.
plentiful as in there are multiple of them? plentiful as in they produce lots of milk? it's so stupid it hurts
The hurt is more because of your own stupidity. Do a search for something like "grapes in the bible" and then read a few dictionary entries for "plentiful" and probably look up "metaphor," "simile," and "allusion" while you are it, maybe "figurative" as well. Not to suggest that it is good, but taking what is obviously figurative as literal is a failing of the reader, not the writer.
anon, I'm not attacking you. I'm attacking the simile. The simile isn't good because it's an immediate visual clash -- breasts are one unit, grapes are multiple. Even if the simile was meant to convey plenty, or sweet scent, or color, the visual clash drowns out everything else -- and that's part of the problem, as it's not clear if the simile conjoins the visual of grapes with the visual of breasts, or the heft of breasts with the heft of grapes, etc. (Regardless, again, the visual doesn't work.) It's funny. It's a humorous simile that's not meant to be humorous.
I don't feel attacked and I know why you think it is bad. Also that is a metaphor not a simile.
stfu moron cluster doesn't fit at all
>exposing yourself as not having read the Bible, nor ancient classics for that matter
The author spells it and you still miss it. You then proceed to act superior based on that.
>defending that writing
You guys are such homosexuals
I think that women do pick up on men's confidence or ambition the first time they meet them, so they expect men to do the same.
What women don't understand is that men all have mild autism and many simple social tasks are way harder for us.
see hemingway
he had that short sentence direct style
otherwise
that is basic pulp fiction writing
Black person are you 12 years old?
nope but I have reading hemingway
who is not like faulkner at all
so what is your beef tard boy?
http://www.google.com/search?q=hemingway+writing+style
https://www.google.com/search?q=faulkner+writing+style
>so what is your beef tard boy
o, tard boy, what is thy beef?
Am gril. Laughed my ass of at the second one
Post toes or frick off.
>As a straight man I do not mind because it turns me on
I am also turned on by Afghan hounds.
Men find women attractive. There's nothing wrong with that and I'm sick of women pretending like it's some huge problem that needs to be fixed.
"Men writing women" is a meme women invented because they had nothing else to complain about. Kek, this is just bad writing, probably teens trying their best for the first time. When women talk about titty descriptions of better quality and written by more experienced authors they talk about erotic fiction that is targeted towards arousing people, both men and women actually. b***h, you're reading a book with a muscle man holding a half naked supermodel on the cover, stop being neurotic.
This is it, whenever someone complains about this sort of thing, 99% of the time it's because they're reading shitty books written for a 4th grade reading level.
Women do the same exact shit lol
Romance novels are full of typical b***h moronation.
'kami bros
>A
Nobody complains when you describe weird looking men with animal comparisons. Why is describing a w*man thusly wrong?
>B
ok
>C
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
Solomon said his lovers breasts were like two dear, which is hard to imagine.
deer not dear
Succulent, giving sustenance, etc. There could be some cultural relevance but I do not know. Maybe they had some worts or moles which resembled budding antlers.
I don't know, deer are pretty sexy.
>rips off metaphor from the Bible
>its not even a good one
I enjoy the works of Haruki Murakami, yes
>this terrible bait thread got this many replies
needs more sexy talk tbh
As a straight man I do mind because
1. I'm not a sociopath
2. It makes aroused and frustrated
am woman
I mean he's not wrong
breasts are indeed clusters of grape-like structures and people are indeed pallid after death
>breasts are indeed clusters of grape-like structures
Inside*
There's something fricking wrong with you if you have breast cellulite.
i'm a medical doctor you fricker
breasts are microscopically collections of glandular structures called acini. acinus is the latin word for grape
Ever heard man's balls being described in fiction as tadpoles latched onto barley sugars?
no but I would love to, that is an awesome description
You have created the demand for it, just now.
Biblical allusionists, I kneel.
>space out looking at this for a second
>eyes glaze over
>realize women are walking baby creating baby feeders
>realize their souls and minds are also made up the psychical analogues of such structures
>realize their bodies and souls are built to support and nurture
>realize it's hardly their fault they are confused and lost in a world in which most of their functions have been offloaded to technology and male-constructed autistic political systems that try to fix everything with pure theory
>almost stop hating women
>snap back to reality
Where was I just now
>I'm a medical doctor
have a nice day jabshilling foid
Since lots of women write and read dogshit slop with no problems, I actually don't have a problem with this.
First one puts an image into your head right away, so long as you know what ab afghan hound is. Third one fits with the first impression someone might have of a corpse.
Second one however is very strange. I don't want to visualize clusters of very small, grapelike breasts.
>afghan dog
>clusters of grapes
>dead woman
>turns me on
Yeah, this is IQfy alright.
Those are bad, like ridiculously bad. The first one would be something that I would write while drunk and stoned.
Second, seems like something written by someone that has never seen or touched a boob in his life.
Third, "black night and snow white", bravo...
why is there a men writing women subreddit and even a men drawing women subreddit but not a women writing men subreddit or a women drawing men subreddit?
>women drawing men
I don't know. Why not go over to reddit and ask them? You should stay there by the way.
i dont have a reddit account
i saw it last night in startpage search results when i was trying to find out porno's age to know if i should find her attractive of if she is just an old hag in disguise
because women don't do anything they only comment on men doing it as part of their constant game of whining about men / wanting attention from men / shit testing men
men go out and do things, women stay in the camp and gossip about men and who's marrying which man and so forth
https://www.reddit.com/r/WomenWritingMen/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Women_Drawing_Men/
She's describing breasts shaped like a grape cluster and that move with similar inclination, ommiting the lumps.
It could be someone tripping on LSD or something, but that Bible thing kills the mood for that.
I only know 'breasts like a cluster of grapes' from Pixies.
afghan hounds are notoriously stupid but that's probably not what the author means
I think this is bad writing, "clusters of grapes" is about as accurate as the classic "bags of sand".
But if you think that's degrading to women, you should see the language used by Anais Nin lmao
or Nelly Arcan in Putain (great read)
am male btw, take that as you may