How hard is it to become an FBI Special Agent?
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How hard is it to become an FBI Special Agent?
How hard is it to become an FBI Special Agent?
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I heard you have to jerk of in a coffin
Thats Skull and Bones
That’s all they make?
How much did you think they made?
Holy frick I make more than these wagekeks what the frick I thought is was like 100k minimum starting
The only reason to take it to abuse power
pretty sure they get to retire at like 50
They are required to retire by 57
I'd take that pay for that title anyday. Think of the shit you can get away with when you flash your badge. Free anything from the local shop, tight pussy throwing itself at you, all the best social gatherings.. once you take a job like that, you immediately make it.
starting, yeah, plus sweet bennies, pension, and unlimited access to the most exclusive pizza in the world
Nevermind it's 50+ hrs a week
is this a joke? are these beginner positions..?
>Special Agent
>Beginner
Lol and you get to live in the DC area surrounded by Black folk. Here’s your reward for being a massive piece of shit LOL
It says Utah you dumb frick
people sell their souls so cheaply.
the counseling/psychology emphasis is interesting. what do you want to bet the job involves profiling "anti-government extremists" on websites like IQfy
It's one of those jobs where you have to live for it and not do it to pay your bills so it is expected to work also in your "free time"
But yeah the salary seems pathetic
That's all they make, but the perks are amazing:
Good healthcare, pension, shoot minorities, 401k, etc.
Anyone who knows more can comment some of the perks below
100k a year? thats a fricking joke, I make almost souble than that jsut wiggling mick wiener all day while I stare at truflation charts while deciding where to place my next shot.
and that 200k is in your bank account or in some page that can rob you at any time?
Buy $TRUMP and make cryptocurrencies great again
but you dont happen to do spy stuff homosexual
im pretty sure they make more tan 100K a year, if you include of course the side hustle 😉
Cocaine isn't that popular anymore, anon. The CIA has cornered the Fentanyl market now
God laughts when Glowies die
They interview all your friends and family to see if you're a good fit. Heard from a gay in college that wanted to be one. Deep bg checks.
The background check is crazy they dig up your butthole and around the inside looking for any excuse to dq you. Just mentioning you visit IQfy would be an autodq and u lbeled as a terrorist pedo
Are SSRIs an automatic rejection?
Pretty hard. Any federal job is hard to get, let alone one that pays over the median American income level like this.
Everyone and their mom wants that pension and that easy 40 hour week schedule.
>70k to be in a violent organized crime organization
Frick this generation. You used to be able to get stolen rolexes for tormenting civilian population
>can't have taken LSD/shrooms/DMT within the past 10 years
what did they mean by this
Why would anyone want to be a fed? No amount of money should persuade you if you had even an ounce of integrity.
Fedposters still haven't realized how much authority they sold during the lockdowns, anon
The gov is basically still cruising on "we're the good guys from the cold war" mentality
FBI? YIKES!!!