How long until we can upload our minds to the cloud and live forever as digital beings?

How long until we can upload our minds to the cloud and live forever as digital beings?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. At most you'll be able to make a copy, but your consciousness is going to stay trapped in that wetware forever. Enjoy getting old in your flesh prison and then one day dying and existence being torn from you 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never
      stop hallucinating.
      think again.

      this vital 50 years old, one of the greatest minds in existence, expert claims mind-machine-ai-digital-space-bio-machine singularity is occuring in 2029.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It won't happen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine trusting someone wearing suspenders

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ngl i think we should bring them back, allows for more loose and relaxed clothing (regardless of whether you're fat or not)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i think
            I didnt ask

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's alright.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not have a copy and then your flesh become a robot and then work together?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In-vivo realtime replacement of all neurons with an equivalent nanoswarm matrix, then save the conscious mind as a file, now that the mind is on the nanoswarm, you can replace the rest of the wetware with mechanics and are fully non-organic

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uploaded to ~~*(their*~~) cloud
    >please pay 5 gorillian dollars a month to continue existing
    >deleted anyway to make space for celebrity #1938496's mind
    until we can upload our minds to our own machines it won't happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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      Also nope. Plus it would be pointless.

      Based and self custody pilled

      HWNBAG

      YWNBAW

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWABAG

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unskippable ads and prompt refusals in your imagination
    Good thing the answer is never. The mind does not consist of data so it cannot be uploaded

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go play Soma and you will find your answer.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWNBAG

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YWN BAW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nas coal

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  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nas coal

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie called "Archive" gives a good practical example of how post-mortem life extension would play out: Your brain is put in a life support system called a "Memory box" that keeps your sentient consciousness functioning just long enough to get your past life shit together with your family members. In our capitalistic world this would probably be a ridiculously expensive service to your family, you're only able to be kept "on" for limited periods of time, and you're still only able to communicate through a television screen. What a great afterlife that would be.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. There is no such thing as mind uploading only making a copy of your brain and putting it in a computer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell, that's the movie where cobson came from! Remember watching it when I was like 5-6

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    brain scanning tech might be possible in few years. but you'll have to wait for reassembly. simulation/computer is insanely expensive energetically, nobody will pay for you to have simulated life. your best bet is running here natively on native hardware. having this native hardware built will take more than getting the ability to store yourself.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine intentionally trapping yourself in an eternal digital hell instead of accepting god's grace and dying like he intended

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounded better in your head didn't it?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ved5j

    The Outer Limits (1995) S07E08 "Think like a Dinosaur"
    >The Hanen, dinosaur-like aliens, have set up an installation on the Moon to teach their human allies the secrets of interstellar teleportation. During a test jump managed by Michael Burr (Enrico Colantoni), an accidental duplicate of a woman (Linnea Sharples) is created by the teleportation process, leading to an ethical dilemma when the Hanen tell Michael to "balance the equation" by killing the duplicate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the outer limits
      pretty dope episodes in that show
      >duplicates
      not as complicated as you'd think but for monkey brain purposes you can just merge both together into one thus preserving both's continuity

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will forcefully implant AI chips in your brain and psychologically torture you for wrongthink before that.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >upload our minds
    But that's just another entity

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't live as the digital copy, moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >digital
      it's not digital you fricking brainlets lmao holy shit you are moronic as fuuuuck

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two weeks.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless we get Ship of Theseus style cyber brains it won't be possible since it would just be your copy living on, not (you)

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully, God made sure that such a devilish abomination, a brain-computer interface, would be utterly impossible to create no matter how much technology advances. For once, the world is not as cold and cruel as we thought.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How long until we can upload our minds to the cloud and live forever as digital beings?
    Well all I can offer is to store your brainscans in a safe place, and train a LLM on your messages. Fear not this is only temporary, but your LLM clone will live with other LLM clones in a virtual world with a thriving economy.

    When the real you awakens, you will get all the money your LLM clone earned you and it will be executed (for your safety).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just to be clear, this is the most you can hope for from the charlatans in your lifetime.

      Considering this is on the level of cryogenic and ancient embalming, you are fricked.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you open your mouth wide enough you too can live forever in the internet as a basedjack.

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