How readable is your erotica, Anon?

How readable is your erotica, Anon?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is passive voice bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I never understood why they always "correct" that. Maybe they think it affects clarity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes you sound like a wishy washy pussy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here's what it thought of my Anne Frank sex scene

      Active is more assertive and therefore less boring to read so you have little excuse not to use it when you can, but passive has a lot of uses. Read 'elements of style'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        petite kiss is a stupid phrase. you should have said "a little peck on the lips" ALSO the anal stuff killed my boner, even if he doesn't get any poop on his finger, the risk of it is totally unsexy and a total boner killer for me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, disgree, "petite kiss" flows far better with the run-on sentence than "a little peck on the lips."
          Agreed about the anal stuff, can never understand the wide appeal of that shit (pun intended).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            NTA also but "petite" applies to physical size, using it here instead of simple "small" or "little" reeks of mindless thesaurus abuse
            besides changing it to "little peck" wouldn't make the sentence any more run-on, it was "a petite kiss on the lips" in the first place

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >reeks of mindless thesaurus abuse
            petite is common english. Are you esl?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            author who uses it to describe a kiss seems like he is esl and only found the word looking for synonyms

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember downloading this. The problem however is that Hemingway's strength was his iceberg metaphors.
    Simple language without any kind of coded strength is just instruction manual fodder in the wrong hands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used it to check if my purple prose erotica had overly complex sentences, but nowadays I do that by myself.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    according to Hemingway Editor, Proust has a readability level of 15, which is poor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to Hemmingway and Grammarly, this is Proust for fifth graders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anyone who has done more damage to literature than this guy?

      I did it, boys! I killed literature!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tools can be misused. Hemingway is clearly only good at judging certain writing styles, and should not be taken as objective.
      It's a problem that it subtly presents itself as an objective editor, though. They should put disclaimers because I'm sure many idiots have been forced to neuter their style because the robot told them to.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So lower is better you say? And I've been aiming for a high score this whole time...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyone who has done more damage to literature than this guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't seen anything yet. Let's do more damage!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we fix it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If there's a will, there's a way.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0 adverbs. well done
    >0 uses of passive voice. nice work
    >0 phrases have simpler alternatives
    >0 sentences are hard to read
    literally have a nice day if you use this or think it's a good idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just good fun, Anon. I tried various "AI editing sites" and reverse-engineered them to get the highest score. I didn't pay a dime but aced them all.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with adverbs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad writing. Poor descriptions, adds bloat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shortcut for tone. Not a total no-go but best used sparsely. I recall Sean Penn wrote a novel (around 10 years ago) and the excerpts, which were being passed around to make fun of it, were full of them.

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