How the hell did Google manage to take over the world? The products are mostly trash.

How the hell did they manage to take over the world? Nothing with their logo on it works the way it should.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same could be said about any big tech, anon.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Facebook, Netflix, Apple and to some degree even Microsoft had at least some reputation for making reliable products at some point.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >M$
        >reliable
        >at some point
        lol

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Facebook in 2009 was great.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How the hell did they manage to take over the world?
    Because you let them.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >take over the world
    they've just destroyed the west. China is "the world" now.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie please

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the universe has conspired in their favor

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie shut up

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    bait taken
    >Nothing with their logo on it works the way it should.
    what kind of FUD/willful ignorance is this? google has the best ecosystem hands down. gmail, drive, google maps are all #1.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't include awesome-then-trash-now Search
      kek

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick can someone titten really look like that

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Google's ecosystem is 3rd world tier compared to a proper one like Apple.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How the hell did they manage to take over the world
    help from the pentagon. Google is basically a civilian arm of the DoD. NSA cooperation probably helped too.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      can you give a homie source on this?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing with their logo on it works the way it should.
    Name 3

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >google search
      sponsor links, social medial, buy from shady reseller sites
      >google+
      no one uses it so it certainly doesnt function as a social media network, only used
      >google docs
      cant handle half the formatting that MSOffice or LibreOffice use. breaks when opening large files namely spreadsheets. failed to even remotely compete with MSOffice or 365 in a professional settings, relegated to taking people's personal notes on their personal drive

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >open Chrome
    >
    >
    >it crashes
    #1 browser in the world

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have to install an extension to modify scroll speed in chromium

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >open thread
      >
      >
      >it sucks
      #1 post in the board.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using chrome on Android
      >accidentally end up with more than 100 tabs open
      >think, "Hmm, I should close these"
      >press the tab overview button
      >it freezes and crashes every single time without failure
      >can't access the "close all tabs" button without getting through the tab overview
      >start closing tabs one by one
      >chrome crashes when you close them too rapidly
      >figure, frick it, start tab hoarding because the browser won't let me do anything else
      >rack up so many tabs the phone itself becomes noticably laggy
      >eventually just have to reset everything just to make the phone usable again
      lovely

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to use a freetard mapping application (osmand+) and it was complete shit, often taking me on loops and making me miss my destination. Google maps mainly just werks and even when it doesn't work (e.g. road closure) all I have to do is submit a negative feedback and they have it fixed by the time I go back there next time.

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