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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i look and sit like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad for your back anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's your dog?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How long have you looked like this
      And
      How often do you sit this way?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just make a homelab and dont do any cable management
    her room is literally just that + a flooding but dont flood your room anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are tasked with cleaning this up but it can't result in any downtime, what do?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ask to be paid in advance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless each device connected to the network has multiple NICs, there will be downtime no matter what. If you're a contractor, get paid upfront. If you're an employee, get someone higher up to understand and keep email records in case it goes breasts up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Unless each device connected to the network has multiple NICs
          Just install more while while it's running lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You are tasked with cleaning this up but it can't result in any downtime, what do?
        >virtualize everything on a pi
        >destroy the former machine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would start by managing the cables with ends that aren't connected to anything first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricking shaggy from TPB you deluded tourist gtfo my board

        what the frick are you morons on about?
        I said her as in lain from the anime, the e-girl with a room full of cables and computers that op was directly referencing. I even said flooding, as in lains room in the anime towards the end is covered in water, not the shaggy looking dude in ops pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are tasked with cleaning this up but it can't result in any downtime, what do?

      >Alexander the great contracted to do cable management

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking shaggy from TPB you deluded tourist gtfo my board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        watch your mouth zoomer that's one of the heroes behind TPB

        I've heard several times that this is not in fact gottfrid/anakata. anyone know the full story behind this photo and why people have thought it's the tpb guy?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch SEL, watch or play the PS1 game, get a bear kigu, get a lain haircut, listen to boa - duvet, listen to the lain OST cyberia, learn programming thoroughly, buy the latest techslop computer, have a few DMT trips and then when you've done all this have a sleep and when you wake up proclaim "I want to be the little girl" and you will be lain-maxxing hard

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chop your dick off apparently

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a Thinkpad x230 and install heads. Write protect the flash chip. Put nail polish on the screws and take high resolution pictures to ensure signs of tampering. Do NOT use a HDD or SSD. They have DMA so a malicious firmware could do a lot of damage, use of USB is preferred since they do not have DMA. Completely remove the microphone, sound card, webcam and the WWAN card from the laptop. Remove the fan to prevent binary acoustic data transmission. Replace the default wifi card with a supported atheros card. Disable wifi when not in use, preferably by physically removing the card. Make your own independent Linux distro from scratch. Most Linux distros value convenience over security and will thus never have good security. Your only option is to make your own. Use musl instead of glibc, Libressl instead of openssl, sinit instead of systemd, oksh instead of bash, toybox instead of gnu coreutils to reduce attack surface. Enable as little kernel modules as possible. Use a hardened memory allocator. Apply strong SELinux and sandboxing policies. Restrict the root account heavily to make sure it never gets compromised. Disable JavaScript and CSS in your browser. Block all gayMAN domains in your hosts file. Monitor all network requests. Do not use a phone. Never speak near anyone who owns a phone, they are always listening. Never use any non-corebooted technology made after 2006. Never leave your devices unattended. Tape triple layer aluminum foil all around your room as tempest shielding. Type really quietly as defense against audio keylogging. Use ecc ram to minimize rowhammer and rambleed. Encrypt everything multiple times with various different encryption implementations. Compile everything from source. Use hardened compilation flags. Always read through the source before installing something if possible. Only use the internet when absolutely necessary.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are ruining this copypasta by posting it so much. Let it rest for a while.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it fits OP request perfectly

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a bunch of crt monitors and have terminals up on them that look like they're doing something.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically? Learn mathematics and some more esoteric programming languges. Read Vannevar Bush and John Von Nuemann (this is neccesary for developing a good philosphical framework for understanding modern computing.) Study up on networking and start reading papers about nuerons. You don't need HRT or CRT or any of that gay shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taking HRT literally improves your math and programming skills.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        troony confirmation bias is distorting your perception of reality again, troon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Testosterone is making you angry again, cissie. Sticking to tradition never got anyone close to becoming a creative mastermind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Test is associated with a higher IQ, but you're free to keep your chomosexual art to yourself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >disregards the fact that the best programmers are trans

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they're the best because they're autistic, not because they tale it up the ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the best programmers are trans
            No, theyre chinese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every troon programmer I had the misfortune to work with was awful and they exclusively rely on office politics to coast about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're trying to argue that becoming a troony makes you a better a software engineer you have no sound argument. Websites take ages to load because middle managers and engineers need to add bloat to justify their insane salaries. The industry follows an acute "worse is better" rule because small annoyances, and walled gardens ensure compliance and profitability at the expense of user experience and their ability to be naturally curious about systems they interact with. Isn't it interesting how that also matches up with what trannies preach about submission, mindless sexual hedonism and passivity? Funny how shilling these things perfectly lines up perfectly with the goal every NGO and alphabet agency have had since the end of WWII to keep the masses satiated and overstimulated with mindless pleasure. Fortune 500s will parade their gays and trannies around in the streets to proclaim a progressive moral victory but they're just as exploitative and greedy as ever and will stop at nothing to keep making shit worse because because they jusy have it too damn good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick does this ranty word salad have to do with being trans? Shitty profit seeking managers exist regardless of gender

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass it has everything to do with them. You're either moronic or a glowie if you can't see how how the rise of trannies in SWE positions isn't coincidentally related to computing becoming worse for the everyman the hobbyist. Corporations, NGOs and alphabet agencies promote passivity and malaise with shitty products and services that rape consumer's privacy. Trannies and the politically overstimulated are one of their tools to infiltrate and destroy groups of dedicated and conscientously invested autists who could do it better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Testosterone is making you angry again, cissie. Sticking to tradition never got anyone close to becoming a creative mastermind.

        The only good thing about being a troony is that you can get away with doing feminine things like nail polish, there is no any other to do it and it certainly doesn't improve your intelligence

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can "get away" with doing all "feminine" things, all you need is confidence and the same chutzpah that was used to steal them from you in the first place.
          All of this "femininity" shit is just referring to masculine things that have been relegated to females because they were perceived to have more disposable income and more fluid spending habits, something which has only grown worse in today's global industrialism that can only sustain itself by forcing separation between the male and female markets to the point of breeding mental illness inducing memes in the heads of those who like things from the other market.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok but society will still think that it's weird and men doing feminine things will definitely never be mainstream so it won't ever be not weird. Not supporting troonyism, to be clear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hrt can only improve math skills if you are a female taking testosterone
        on the other hand estrogen literally makes you moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laingays are incredibly shallow with no substance, instead of attaining solid foundations they think being a maladjusted recluse will turn them into God but only if they get the right brand of Thinkpad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      picrel made me start tripping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oddly enough, I've been doing much of this myself spontaneously with my interests in complex systems approaches to computational neuroscience, C and Lisp, reading Von Neumann's classic "Computer and the Brain" on the unique computational fabric of the analog/digital brain along with the volume of his "Collected Works" collecting his papers on computation and automata theory. Also studying neuromorphic architecture, Josephson Junctions, analog computing in general, Godel works etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you are a lot further into your journey than I am. I hope you find lots of profundity and meaning in those works. Godel is astronomically based and analog nueromorphic systems are super intruiging as well.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do people do with multiple computer setups?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normally it's to divide work from leisure, some go farther and get a faptop on top of that.

      Then there is the schizos with different paranoia level computers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laptop for work (usually docked), a desktop for gaymen/media server duty, personal laptop for couch surfing/Steam Remote Play and mobile/travel needs.

      If Lenovo weren't such israelites and gimped the WWAN slot from being able to slap another mSATA in there, I could do away with the personal laptop and just dual boot my work laptop with my personal drive fully encrypted so the two don't mix.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lain's setup would only make sense for something super temporary.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the mylar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emf shielding?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        apparently it's not great at that.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heat the room hot, have fans running 24/7, write scripts that do write speed tests on multiple spinning hard drives and watch spooky anime

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first step:

    become an unironic heckin problematic CHUD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is this even a political issue? Why is the left now synonymous with being a mentally ill state worshipper who believes daddy g can do no wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        these people arent economic leftists lol
        and cultural leftism is a meme, culture isnt one dimensional
        They are a culture, some describe it as 'woke' or 'progressive' culture. And yes collapsing every aspect a human can have into a single dimension is part of it. Refuse to use thier language, bring back nuance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all of leftism is and has always been just a israeli psyop to get the dumbest, most immoral and most easily manipulable elements of Gentile nations to destroy their own societies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when political terms had actual meaning and weren't just vibes-based epithets?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone here even watch lain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not yet, gonna start it after i finish azmunga

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god speed zoom zoom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lain
        >yume nikki
        >azumanga
        The unholy trinity of cool shit that we should have done better at gate keeping from zoomies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watched it again after many years and was very bored, it does not hold up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, James Gandolfini was great in it as her bf.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad he was able to get her to step away from all that computery shit and enjoy the new jersey air

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no I got sidetracked after a couple episodes, like most other shows I attempted watching. but I still like collecting and posting cute Lains.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically loved it

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lain is so sigma, who else lainmaxxing, ong the lain haircut, we got lain before gta 6, troonycore for life, please be mindful of lain, we lainpilled in here, bro really thinks he's the CEO of lain ;O ;O ;O

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me on the wall

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's with his beard not covering his right and left cheeks?
    he's white, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know that many European phenotypes have very little beard growth right?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by having your team complete your air force too instead of just your space force -

    god damn it my soap is subpar!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't. Go outside and ride a bike or something. Attend social events, buy Apple products, and have sex.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    step 1: look like shaggy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks more like he's larping as BPS, despite the hand drawn lain on proud display.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch your mouth zoomer that's one of the heroes behind TPB

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean as a uni student just through studying for exams my room morphs into a fricking mess of papers and books in part due to the fact my desk is tiny. So I guess learn shit?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    estradiol

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh what happened to shaggy off scooby doo

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that’s not lain from serial experiments lain

    that’s shaggy from scooby doo

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro thinks he's Chuck McGill

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