I’m in a very bad situation, I probably won’t have Internet access in an hour.
While the client has a house but it is very likely to lose it in the near future (weeks-months). "Find a job" will not help.
I need a guide book on survival with a minimum of money (or without it) and probably no home in the European climate. Also possible travel if you are homeless.
Ted’s here for attention.
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look up the homelessness subreddit, you'll find some good resources and advice there
>visiting R*ddit
I'll rather die of cold tbqh
Is there anything more rock bottom than browsing the homeless forum for advice?
Browsing any R*ddit forum for fun.
No different than asking people in real life for advice on anything.
Then best of luck, anon.
>sucking wiener for money so you can buy heroin
Yes
My ex girlfriend comes to mind
You sucked her wiener?
I fell into that one, good show my friend.
>go deep in the woods
>build a small hut
>hunt (possibly illegally) small animals for food
>eat raw meat
>cover yourself in fur and lard during winter, specially if you get tuberculosis or some respiratory disease
Just stab some people and take a prison vacation.
Remove any false sense of pride, scavenge food from bins behind supermarkets and other shops, make sure you have a sleeping bag/tarp etc, avoid drugs and drug addicts, scout for suitable places to sleep with low visibility, places like bushes and other areas away from where people are, find a suitable source of drinking water.
The main thing is eating keeping warm, and not making yourself a target and avoiding predatory people like hoodlums and criminals.
Other options: ask around for homeless shelters and food banks, and if you are homeless you should still be able to claim benefits(depending what country you are in) also call the local authority and tell them you are homeless, they may be able to organise some temporary accommodation for you.
1. Get neetbux
2. Get a place to live
Find an abandoned house and break into it.
go on classifieds sites or wherever people give away shit for free. people give away so many books, i've been burning books all winter to save on electricity and firewood. also just give handjobs for money i guess
https://guide2homelessness.blogspot.com
Here you go
If you're in Europe, you should look into Europe's generous squatter laws. It's fairly easy to find an abandoned house and move into it. Just don't sublet apartments and I think, legally, you can stay until the owners ask you to leave. I'd suggest moving to the south of France because they have lots of abandoned houses and a decent climate. Find some homeless people in your area and ask them about where to get food, there are usually free soup kitchens you can go to.
Always carry your valuables with you/on you, especially ID and credit cards. Try to find a caseworker who can possibly get you into housing. Avoid shelters. If you really need to eat, you can always do a dine and dash as long as you have nice clothes and have showered. If you're short on cash, stealing hardware and tools are quick, in demand items you Can pawn off. ALWAYS CATCH A BUS/TRAIN TO A DIFFERENT CITY. You don't want a reputation, and you don't want cops in your town looking for you. In a Anglo countries used clothes have a premium and can be sold at vintage stores, outside not really worth the effort. Get a gym/pool membership so you can bath and use the facilities, I don't think it will cost more that 40€ for three months in most places. If you have a few hundred, rent a storage locker. You can immediately have a place to store stuff, which will free you from the burden of dragging you life around, and on really shit days you can hang out in it and sit on a cheap couch and watch movies on a cheap computer.
>Find some homeless people in your area and ask them about where to get food, there are usually free soup kitchens you can go to.
this is good advice. don’t ask the first hostile, crazy-looking wino, but there are some intelligent and personable homeless guys out there.
I was homeless for about 2 years, and learned most of my survival stuff that first week from a half indigenous dude, became good friends for a while.
>If you're in Europe, you should look into Europe's generous squatter laws
This. Just break into an abandoned house and you won't be evicted in years.
>Avoid shelters.
Who wouldn't want to get some pet lice?
Yotsuba Stock Exchange.
Join the Army. As a bonus, you'll learn wilderness survival skills, which are really helpful when you're homeless.
Army magdates the vax
The U.S. military dropped its vax requirement in January of 2023.
https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3264323/dod-rescinds-covid-19-vaccination-mandate/
I don't have ID or ss or birth certificate
Living with a LESS money is doable.
Living with NO money is extremely difficult, and much harder than living with little money. I would only recommend living with no money if you are stubborn and ideologically hard headed otherwise ngmi.
Unironically have a nice day, but you won't, so as for solutions: there are none. Even Ted had some money, and back then it was just easier to find a loghouse in the middle of the woods or whatever; then you would have to worry about food, eletricity, running water.. the hell does that have to do with literature either way? Where are your relatives? No way you're that poor specially if you're browsing IQfy, indicating that you were at least middle class at some point in your life...
Evasion -- classic book of practical tips on squatting, dumpster diving, train hopping, and surviving on the margins of society.
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/crimethinc-evasion
The Anarchist's Guide to Travel
This is the book that I read when I realized that in a few days I would be homeless and on the streets. It definitely informed me on different ways of living and scavenging, most importantly how to think about camping and setting up to be as stealthy as possible when everywhere you go is essentially someone's land. I love in the US, so what I did was I went to a Walmart to buy a hammock (do not buy a tent if you want to be as portable as possible), sleeping bag (Sleeping bag inside the hammock, DO NOT underestimate how cold the ground is, mind the temperature rating and get one that is at least rated for 40 degrees. The brand itself actually does matter, as not all sleeping bags are equal in quality. I got a Coleman, and, as a person that has had to sleep outside routinely, it is the best sleeping bag I have ever had for warmth. Nevertheless, you want to also buy sherpas or small and warm blankets to add extra insulation and warmth, trust me .) and a tarp to conceal my hammock and belongings and protect against the rain (which can actually be troublesome in trying to keep the tarp up along with the hammock).
Other than the basic camping etiquette and knowledge of setting up your camp in the woods, there's the matter of money that you have to figure out yourself. For me, I tended to move camp closer to job sites that I got from staffing agencies or fast food jobs I applied for. The book should teach you how to prepare for train traveling if you're that hardcore. I've never tried it before, but I did meet someone at an Arby's that the book described to a T, and he also gave me the secret train guide that's circulated around the travel punk community. I don't have it currently, although I think I may have stored it somewhere in cloud storage. If I find it I will post it here.
Buy a house.
Then you won't be homeless.