Split them up into their atomic components, revoke their frivolous patents, open source their abandonware, separate them from the US government and actually enforce antitrust legislation.
The core issue with Microsoft is their ability to engage in their standard company motto of EEE, since that just allows them to frick with the market and declare themselves king of shit mountain rather than improve their products.
MIT is a cuck license and not viral. It leaves too much wiggle room for corporate bullshit.
Exit the end-user OS / device market.
Discontinue NT development.
Discontinue non-business software.
Eliminate the win32 team and just adopt Wine.
That gets rid of all their distractions.
Go all-in on hosted business services including AI, as well as a secure hosted legacy support environment built on Linux+Wine. >sure you can keep using your thing you wrote for Windows XP >but for gods sake run it on our hosted environment which is constantly backed up and audited for malware
Build a WASM/WebGPU gaming solution that runs everywhere.
Use that as the replacement for Xbox and their subscription service.
Spin that whole division off as its own thing.
Sure they could open source NT, but what in there is actually valuable?
Yeah OK Bill, no one is going to pay you for the computer time you were so salty about.
Strip out all the "bloat" from windows. Return the look and GUI to the 2000 era style. No store or AI bullshit either. You know take it back to when an OS was just that. Function over "flash". Imagine a 2000 era windows updated for modern hardware. Thing would fly so fast you'd get whiplash.
Kill everyone who ever worked in senior management, deport all the workers (even native born ones), sunset all products/contracts, and then dissolve the company.
seems to me they make problems just to sell solutions so uh make a competitor I guess
get linux to werk with more stuff and/or increase its convenience
Exit the end-user OS / device market.
Discontinue NT development.
Discontinue non-business software.
Eliminate the win32 team and just adopt Wine.
That gets rid of all their distractions.
Go all-in on hosted business services including AI, as well as a secure hosted legacy support environment built on Linux+Wine. >sure you can keep using your thing you wrote for Windows XP >but for gods sake run it on our hosted environment which is constantly backed up and audited for malware
Build a WASM/WebGPU gaming solution that runs everywhere.
Use that as the replacement for Xbox and their subscription service.
Spin that whole division off as its own thing.
Sure they could open source NT, but what in there is actually valuable?
Go back to winXP and find out what they did right there, then remake that with better features and such. Stop adding ads to the os and trying to make it a SaaS.
dissolve the company
Revoke all of their IP and make it public domain.
Kick out all of the Indians.
Good morning, sirs.
they could just restart their router, and their domain is already public
God fricking dammit.
kek
Pajeets are literally underrepresented in FOSS.
>Pajeets are literally underrepresented in FOSS.
India *literally* has the highest proportion of Linux users than any other country by far.
I think it would be funny if they enabled flags on IQfy at least for a day.
break them up
Immediately open source the NT kernel under the GPL V3.
>GPL V3
why not MIT?
Split them up into their atomic components, revoke their frivolous patents, open source their abandonware, separate them from the US government and actually enforce antitrust legislation.
The core issue with Microsoft is their ability to engage in their standard company motto of EEE, since that just allows them to frick with the market and declare themselves king of shit mountain rather than improve their products.
MIT is a cuck license and not viral. It leaves too much wiggle room for corporate bullshit.
Yeah OK Bill, no one is going to pay you for the computer time you were so salty about.
Developers Developers Developers
get rid of all the "AI" shit
BBB
(BRING BACK BALLMER)
Open source everything
fire everyone except the top 10% and go all in on ai
What is there to fix, chud?
>chud
Look mom, I said it again *giggle*
Strip out all the "bloat" from windows. Return the look and GUI to the 2000 era style. No store or AI bullshit either. You know take it back to when an OS was just that. Function over "flash". Imagine a 2000 era windows updated for modern hardware. Thing would fly so fast you'd get whiplash.
Bring back Xenix with the UI from Windows 2000 and a complete win32/64 compatibility layer
Make a more efficient internal communication, theirs work but they have countless managers between departments. There shouldn't be so many.
return to VMS, open source it under 2-clause BSD, charge for support and configuration
shill windows iot more
No fix required 😉
Kill everyone who ever worked in senior management, deport all the workers (even native born ones), sunset all products/contracts, and then dissolve the company.
Purge pajeets , women, Black folk and troons employees.
And only employ competent men.
$3trillion market cap. I think they are doing just fine. Satya is the best CEO in the world.
>How would you fix them?
make bing image creator less restrictive.
I would stop them from using this disgusting gradient gray shit
I kill myself
Abandon consumer products
You can't. They're a data/advertising company tied to world governments.
seems to me they make problems just to sell solutions so uh make a competitor I guess
get linux to werk with more stuff and/or increase its convenience
Exit the end-user OS / device market.
Discontinue NT development.
Discontinue non-business software.
Eliminate the win32 team and just adopt Wine.
That gets rid of all their distractions.
Go all-in on hosted business services including AI, as well as a secure hosted legacy support environment built on Linux+Wine.
>sure you can keep using your thing you wrote for Windows XP
>but for gods sake run it on our hosted environment which is constantly backed up and audited for malware
Build a WASM/WebGPU gaming solution that runs everywhere.
Use that as the replacement for Xbox and their subscription service.
Spin that whole division off as its own thing.
Sure they could open source NT, but what in there is actually valuable?
Go back to winXP and find out what they did right there, then remake that with better features and such. Stop adding ads to the os and trying to make it a SaaS.
Bring back windows phone.
Give them to Donna Clark
>How would you fix them?
you can't, they're...irredeemable.
>most valuable company on the planet
>penniless neets who work for free want to "fix" it
Go back to training their LLM on Github.