How would you fix them?

How would you fix them?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dissolve the company

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Revoke all of their IP and make it public domain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kick out all of the Indians.

      Immediately open source the NT kernel under the GPL V3.

      Good morning, sirs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they could just restart their router, and their domain is already public

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God fricking dammit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        Kick out all of the Indians.

        [...]
        Good morning, sirs.

        Pajeets are literally underrepresented in FOSS.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Pajeets are literally underrepresented in FOSS.
          India *literally* has the highest proportion of Linux users than any other country by far.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think it would be funny if they enabled flags on IQfy at least for a day.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    break them up

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately open source the NT kernel under the GPL V3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >GPL V3
      why not MIT?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Split them up into their atomic components, revoke their frivolous patents, open source their abandonware, separate them from the US government and actually enforce antitrust legislation.
        The core issue with Microsoft is their ability to engage in their standard company motto of EEE, since that just allows them to frick with the market and declare themselves king of shit mountain rather than improve their products.

        MIT is a cuck license and not viral. It leaves too much wiggle room for corporate bullshit.

        Exit the end-user OS / device market.
        Discontinue NT development.
        Discontinue non-business software.
        Eliminate the win32 team and just adopt Wine.
        That gets rid of all their distractions.

        Go all-in on hosted business services including AI, as well as a secure hosted legacy support environment built on Linux+Wine.
        >sure you can keep using your thing you wrote for Windows XP
        >but for gods sake run it on our hosted environment which is constantly backed up and audited for malware

        Build a WASM/WebGPU gaming solution that runs everywhere.
        Use that as the replacement for Xbox and their subscription service.
        Spin that whole division off as its own thing.

        Sure they could open source NT, but what in there is actually valuable?

        Yeah OK Bill, no one is going to pay you for the computer time you were so salty about.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Developers Developers Developers

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of all the "AI" shit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BBB
    (BRING BACK BALLMER)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Open source everything

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fire everyone except the top 10% and go all in on ai

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is there to fix, chud?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chud
      Look mom, I said it again *giggle*

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strip out all the "bloat" from windows. Return the look and GUI to the 2000 era style. No store or AI bullshit either. You know take it back to when an OS was just that. Function over "flash". Imagine a 2000 era windows updated for modern hardware. Thing would fly so fast you'd get whiplash.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Xenix with the UI from Windows 2000 and a complete win32/64 compatibility layer

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a more efficient internal communication, theirs work but they have countless managers between departments. There shouldn't be so many.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    return to VMS, open source it under 2-clause BSD, charge for support and configuration

    shill windows iot more

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No fix required 😉

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill everyone who ever worked in senior management, deport all the workers (even native born ones), sunset all products/contracts, and then dissolve the company.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Purge pajeets , women, Black folk and troons employees.
    And only employ competent men.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $3trillion market cap. I think they are doing just fine. Satya is the best CEO in the world.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you fix them?
    make bing image creator less restrictive.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop them from using this disgusting gradient gray shit

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kill myself

  22. 1 month ago
    s10fag

    Abandon consumer products

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. They're a data/advertising company tied to world governments.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seems to me they make problems just to sell solutions so uh make a competitor I guess
    get linux to werk with more stuff and/or increase its convenience

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Exit the end-user OS / device market.
    Discontinue NT development.
    Discontinue non-business software.
    Eliminate the win32 team and just adopt Wine.
    That gets rid of all their distractions.

    Go all-in on hosted business services including AI, as well as a secure hosted legacy support environment built on Linux+Wine.
    >sure you can keep using your thing you wrote for Windows XP
    >but for gods sake run it on our hosted environment which is constantly backed up and audited for malware

    Build a WASM/WebGPU gaming solution that runs everywhere.
    Use that as the replacement for Xbox and their subscription service.
    Spin that whole division off as its own thing.

    Sure they could open source NT, but what in there is actually valuable?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to winXP and find out what they did right there, then remake that with better features and such. Stop adding ads to the os and trying to make it a SaaS.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back windows phone.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give them to Donna Clark

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you fix them?
    you can't, they're...irredeemable.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >most valuable company on the planet
    >penniless neets who work for free want to "fix" it
    Go back to training their LLM on Github.

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