Humbert was evil right?

Humbert was evil right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unintentionally evil. Only evil because of his lack of self-control. Still kind of a c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying you think he didn't know how much he was actually harming Dolores?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh he knew, but he just couldn't help himself. There's a specific scene where he describes himself having post-nut clarity only to get horny again, and e-girlta goes "oh no."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There's a specific scene where he describes himself having post-nut clarity only to get horny again, and e-girlta goes "oh no."
          One of my favourite parts of the book. The glimpses of self-awareness on the character's side, what Nabbs called the parts of the nervous system of the work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So gross. Good job Nabokov

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's meant to be a bad and deceitful guy, yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unintentionally evil. Only evil because of his lack of self-control. Still kind of a c**t.

      Learn to read, feminists/moralists/conservatoids…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He raped a little girl and then hunted down and murdered another pedo only because he was jealous that he popped cherry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Claire Quilty popped Lo's cherry
          Boy, you can tell who didn't read the fricking book.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm drunk as frick bro I forgot that she fricked that little coomer before quilty. For some reason I always assume Claire looked exactly like john barth

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >e-girlta fricks boy at camp
            >Humbert rapes e-girlta
            >Quilty gets e-girlta to run away with him so he can make cheese pizza with her
            He was just jealous about her being stolen. Quilty didn't even frick her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure he did. He obviously wasn't going to admit it to the schizo who stalked him across the country and was pointing a gun at him. Which is funny since he clowned him entirely when they met.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >conservatoids
        what did he mean here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So he killed the mother, right?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, Humbert was all of us.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, he is the ultimate evil in nabokov's eye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Humbert Nabokov's alter ego?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. He was one of us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a real e-girl

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humbert was good. e-girlta was the evil one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      proofs

      Not a real e-girl

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the last act didnt happen
    >the manuscript was edited by quilty to cuck him inside his fiction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing after the first act was real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Quilty write his own humiliating death?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't read the book and I don't know what it's about but I will say that Humbert is not real. He's not evil because he doesn't exist. He is fictional.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a book lauded by pedos

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humber_the_Hun

    John Anderson my Jo, John,
    When we were first acquaint,
    Your stones gaed rattlin tae ma airse,
    An yer wiener gaed up ma c**t;
    But noo ye're turnin auld John,
    It wobbles too and fro,
    And it twice gangs by for aince gangs in,
    John Anderson my Jo.

    Oh John Anderson my Jo, John,
    Ye are a dirty Devil,
    Ye've muckle need tae wash yer airse
    An kame yer hairy pissle;
    But the crabs are crawlin roun aboot,
    In ma napt ye'll soon find now, [uncertain words
    For ye're right up through ma shite bum,
    John Anderson ma Jo.

    Oh John Anderson ma Jo, John,
    For breakfast we'll hae eggs,
    An ye'll gie me the lang thing,
    't hings atween your legs;
    Ye'll lay me on ma back, John,
    wiener up ma dending hole, [uncertain word
    An ye'll pink yer pole intae ma hole,
    John Anderson ma Jo.

    Oh John Anderson ma Jo, John,
    I mind the nicht right weel,
    Ye laid me on ma back John,
    Ma nakit thing tae feel;
    Ye took it in your hands John,
    The rovin Tally Ho!
    And ye kissed ma lips and spread ma hips,
    John Anderson ma Jo.

    John Anderson ma Jo, John,
    We've climbed the hills together,
    And many's the canty rovin ride,
    We've had at een anither;
    But noo we're turnin auld John,
    Come hand in hand we'll go,
    For we'll frick and fart till death dae part,
    John Anderson ma Jo.

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