>2 years working at a company
>was immediately the "weird" one after 1 week despite my best efforts to be friendly and helpful
>everyone avoids me and just gives me work where they don't have to see or talk to me
>sucks but could be worse, at least i can work in peace most of the time
>get transferred to a different department
>only 4 people in total
>doesn't sound that bad, working with a small team that never met me is a great opportunity to start anew
>first day, meet new team and have breakfast together
>they ask me some questions to get to know me
>trying hard not to overthink questions or stop the flow of the conversation
>can see them giving me some weird stares for some of my answers (like me saying i don't really have any hobbies right now)
>out of nowhere one of them just blatantly asks me if i'm still a virgin
>soul left my body in an instant
>knew they wouldn't believe me if i said yes so i just answered honestly
>they smirk and tell me that's alright, i'll get there eventually
>go get another coffee to cool my nerves
>can hear them laughing behind the breakroom door
Called in sick for the next weeks and eventually got fired. Haven't had a job since. That was my third attempt at being a normal working human being and it always ends the same. Now i'm a NEET with barely enough money to get by but at least i've got peace. I tried man, i really tried.
Jus act confident and say yeah I'm a virgin while you smile that's what I do and I've never had any problems. Whether that's because they think I'm joking or just see that it appears I don't care I will never know
that's basically the social game
ashamed -> out
don't care -> in
whatever, and I mean whatever the issue at play
have you considered lifting? even if youre an autist, if youre a buff autist they will make less fun of you. worst case test increase = increased confidence
Just get an escort bro.
Sure it will not give you any spiritual contentment but it will eradicate the feeling of sexual inadequacy that you obviously experience.
Get a Black escort with a nice juicy pussy.
beastiality
Maybe they weren't laughing at you OP
>out of nowhere one of them just blatantly asks me if i'm still a virgin
>n-no my girlfriend lives two towns over
time to become a woman
Your lack of confidence is stopping you from laughing at yourself.
Dude you could have had a legit sexual harassment lawsuit if you had played your cards right instead of hiding away. A successful sexual harassment lawsuit is like winning the lottery. baka.
>>out of nowhere one of them just blatantly asks me if i'm still a virgin
>>soul left my body in an instant
>>knew they wouldn't believe me if i said yes so i just answered honestly
>>they smirk and tell me that's alright, i'll get there eventually
>>go get another coffee to cool my nerves
>>can hear them laughing behind the breakroom door
is this real? how old are you?
>are you a virgin?
Seems like you care way too much about what others think of you
why do you give a frick bruh
stop caring
Just hire an escort and stop being a virgin.
As stated countless times on here the simple solution is to troonmax
Insta protected class so they will be scared to approach
Man the best thing you could possibly do for yourself is to become an Uber driver. In fact, it may be the only hope for you. It gives you the opportunity to make small talk with captive passengers all day every day. You will get very good at it if you can avoid doing or saying anything stupid enough to get fried from it. Seriously this may be your only hope. Go do 10,000 Uber rides and I guarantee your problems will be solved.
Ive said it once before - A good personally is key to success, employers don't care about your work performance they care about your social status. That's why women have head positions and make more than men now. Serious just drop out of society, start a dropshiping home business or something, just get away from the normals
Sometimes one can mind too much what others think and say, past what matters truly.
It used to be said, that if upon consideration things seem wrong, it can be wise to honestly try to help it. Yet, if it doesn't seem to be wrong, there's little need for shame.
Though listening to others is important, one is more than what others think, or say, to beat yourself too much over it.
Trying your best is fine enough, though surely also with kindness.
Even if one could have made many mistakes in the past, forgiveness always remains an option. Compassion. People might be appreciated, and forgiven. Including you.
Love your neighbour as yourself, as someone put it.
You can let go all those past things, and have compassion
God loves you
If you respond confidently with some religious bullshit that shames them you will obtain respect and fear.
There is a reason the white people invented religion and it's because screw vikings.