... I don't get it. What's all the hype for this piece of shit about?

... I don't get it

What's all the hype for this piece of shit about?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why tf donna tart so pretty

    tfw no lesbian southern gothic gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no lesbian southern gothic gf
      Anne Rice was the original.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shame she could never stay on that diet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She had two children and looked pretty damn good throughout her life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Also had a winning smile.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Still, shame about all the extra weight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She only looks good in that single picture.
        Weird how that's true for many women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty
      I thought that was the lead singer of a very mid all male eighties to nineties pop band.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Id let her tie me up and whip me in her skintight bondage outfit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was actually more into vanilla stuff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Every recluse who doesn't get married is gay

      She's a devout Catholic who lives with her boyfriend, Neal. Your BLT Uni professors have indoctrinated you to see homosexualry everywhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >devout
        >living with her boyfriend

        Uhhhhhhh

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh le dark academiarinos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Academia is a visual aesthetic, The Secret History is a book.

      See the difference?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What, you don't visual the novel's settings and characters as you read? Are you one of those NPCs?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps it’s just me, but I found Tartt’s visual descriptions quite lacking

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk, it's a secret. says so in the title, dummy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you 34 years old?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, I'm actually impressed that was right on the money

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked this novel. It’s not classic literature. It’s not an incredible novel. But it is much better than most of the slop that’s in fashion today. It’s a fun read, invokes an interesting ambience and aesthetic, and it’s perfectly indulgent in regard to what it’s doing. The book makes no bones about borderline obnoxious references to Greek literature or some kind of overly dramatized version of an elite liberal arts education and the people who go to these schools. That’s why it’s good actually. I don’t need it to be more realistic or less try-hard for it to be fun. I also think the book appeals to what is now a niche subculture, readers. People who read a lot will be aware of this sort of idealization not only of Greek literature but also of elite colleges and the book is aimed deliberately at them, which is a good thing since contemporary authors too often go for mass appeal even though basically nobody is willing to read anything. It’s a good novel in my opinion. It does well what a novel should do, entertain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well said, I agree. I think it's an above average novel for sure, and a lot of it would go over the average persons head honestly. Haven't read any of her other works yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no mention of the quality of the prose, if it’s good writing
      God help this fricking board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >MuH pRoSe!!!!!

        I can’t fricking stand boomers

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are mistaken

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no dark academia gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also want one badly, but I would be devastated to learn she reads more than me. Besides, do you know how hard it is to live the literary lifestyle she craves in a man in 2024 America?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Half of them are posers and the other half are mentally ill. Not worth it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mentally ill

        GOOD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so it's just like IQfy then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, awful people with awful personalities

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no dark academia bf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of those dark academia zoomettes was obsessed with me for a while, because of my literary tastes (she practically pissed herself when she learned that I had read Homer). It was all just a phase though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The professor is a archetypal gatekeeping Boomer narc telling his gaggle of jejune social strivers they are special as his narcissistic supply, evinced by his criminal accessory after the fact and manner he goes about it Then a polymorphous perverse occult sex cult welded to a murder-mystery story. Secret History touches a nerve of unfulfilled expectations and lies about education and life sold by Julian types that frick off to Indian Summer cruise sabbaticals/retirements denying all culpability.

      Being admired with reference to belles-lettres is most often an occasion for covert resentment and/or shame/inadequacy over such. A significant age difference can attenuate it-- but you're best off if it's just fashion pay LARP of a goth-prep chick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You should really work on improving the readability of your writing. You sacrifice legibility for a failed attempt of pseudointelligentsia

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's well written and the first half is good fun but holy shit the second half is boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exact opposite experience for me, did we read the same book?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, I've read too many books to keep them all straight in my head

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hype is from tumblr, plain and simple

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    book be kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino is a film term

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about the vibes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The creepy sex cult novel? The vibes from that?

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