I don't know if I just forgot to turn it off or if it was on or what but I just noticed my companie's vpn was on on my laptop while I was ma...

I don't know if I just forgot to turn it off or if it was on or what but I just noticed my companie's vpn was on on my laptop while I was jerking off to porn. It was off my own wifi, but still, is this anything they could see?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t.Jeffrey Toobin
    if your company VPN was on, it doesn't matter if it was your WiFi
    Good job coomer, now everyone at work will know you're into fur and trannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pls be a joke dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know how vpn works in 2022
        You deserve to be fired.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It was off my own wifi
    So? It's their VPN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It depends if it's configured to route all your traffic through the VPN or not. Just Google "what's my IP" with and without the VPN if both give the same result then you're going to the Internet through your home connection.

      They just use it for remote accessing the company's local computers.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends if it's configured to route all your traffic through the VPN or not. Just Google "what's my IP" with and without the VPN if both give the same result then you're going to the Internet through your home connection.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol, yeah, do that just to confirm how fricked you are
      like, you really think the company *doesn't* want to spy on everything you're doing?
      I accidentally loaded $online_game once on company VPN (laggy as shit) and accidentally next day too, it was blocked already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >troony porn
        >fricked
        dude, he's getting a promotion, what are you talking about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were different. Frick how fricked am I? I browse /misc/ and /d/ and shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I browse /misc/
        you're a homosexual and you deserve it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol you think you're the worst offender? *and* that people watch all the traffic from all computers? lol.

          COuld they really see all of that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They can see your URLs, jackass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            everything you do is logged but no one checks logs until there's company dollars on the line (ex: hacker incident response) and then they only check relevant logs to the incident. you're fine. if you're actually worried then start looking (outside of work) for new employment... but you'd be dumb to expect anyone to care.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I downloaded a steam game while on the vpn that was like 1.5gb. It took like an hour, that wouldnt set off any red flags that might send them looking in my direction would they?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, just do shit until people complain.
            That's all you can do on the internet now.

            Oh btw, everyone has probably broken the law in this day and age. It will be used as blackmail if you attack the government.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that means all your traffic is routed through the VPN (your company network) when the VPN is on, and if you have a company CA certificate installed, all your traffic was visible, even the https traffic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whats a company ca certificate? I didnt download that just the vpn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you can look at your certificate properties in most browsers by clicking the lock icon in your url bar
            For instance, if you visit google.com you should see something like
            >Organization (O) Google Trust Services LLC
            and if that changes to something else when your VPN is enabled, there's a root CA installed on your work laptop that lets them monitor all your web browser traffic on the VPN

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its not a work laptop its my personal laptop that I downloaded the vpn on. Does that mean I'm fine?

            Please respond bro this'll keep me up all night.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they won't care you moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But could they see without the CA certificate though?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they can see the dns requests like IQfy and that's it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so they can just see dns and not urls? What about downloads?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the vpn installer could install a root CA
            the best thing to do is just check and see
            even if there's no root CA, they still see your dns queries
            >I can haz IP for pornhubz?
            and the fact that you downloaded a lot of something from it
            lots of bandwidth usage (games and videos) will put you on their radar

            but since you're using a personal device, as long as it's not company time, they probably won't care, but prefer you stay off company network for downloads
            if it is company time, they'll probably say something to you about it
            they're cheap ass bastards if they expect you to use personal devices in the first place

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It wasnt company time. Frick I'll look at my downloads. I definetely downloaded a bunch of shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just pop open chromium
            go to google.com
            click the lock in the url bar
            click 'connection is secure'
            click 'certificate is valid'
            look for
            >Organization (O) Google Trust Services LLC
            if it's the same On/Off VPN, there's no root CA, they can only see your DNS queries and bandwidth usage
            they can't even see your entire URL, just the part behind the third slash, example: https://google.com/ not https://www.google.com/search?q=cowsay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What about downloads though can they see that? I'll check ca rn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            like I said
            *if* it's https
            *if* there's no root ca
            they can see
            >DNS query for pornhub
            >6 gorillion megabytes used
            but not the content

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If what is the same? The number underneath
            >Ensures the identity of a remote computer
            ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what browser are you using?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            chrome

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and on what step of

            just pop open chromium
            go to google.com
            click the lock in the url bar
            click 'connection is secure'
            click 'certificate is valid'
            look for
            >Organization (O) Google Trust Services LLC
            if it's the same On/Off VPN, there's no root CA, they can only see your DNS queries and bandwidth usage
            they can't even see your entire URL, just the part behind the third slash, example: https://google.com/ not https://www.google.com/search?q=cowsay

            are you getting lost?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just pop open chromium
            go to google.com
            click the lock in the url bar
            click 'connection is secure'
            click 'certificate is valid'
            look for
            >Organization (O) Google Trust Services LLC
            if it's the same On/Off VPN, there's no root CA, they can only see your DNS queries and bandwidth usage
            they can't even see your entire URL, just the part behind the third slash, example: https://google.com/ not https://www.google.com/search?q=cowsay

            I don't see
            (O) Google Trust Services LLC
            After clicking certificate is valid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what is under
            >Issued By
            also, flip over to the Details tab
            do you see something like Default TrustGTS Root at the top?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That section you pointed out is the same on non vpn and vpn.

            As far as
            >Default TrustGTS Root
            No that doesnt appear.

            Sorry I took my time I just wanted to be extra sure.

            Does this mean I have no CA certificate and I'm good?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you're not on VPN, you should see a google issued certificate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I see the google issued certificate on both.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            then you're not being MITM on your VPN

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I checked the page you said and everything looks the same to me.

            My only question is would they still see downloads?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            okay, then no root CA
            so they see you download *something*
            not Alex Jones' favorite tgirls

            they only know the domain and the approximate number of bytes downloaded

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I just downloaded some pics from IQfy, tbh they were mostly harmless, I was worried they could see if I downloaded a racist meme or something but I havent it looks like in a couple weeks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            okay, sounds like you'll be fine
            get a different laptop exclusively for work asap
            be real careful till then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks fren. I was really scared there thanks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just out of curiosity what would it look like if I did have a root CA?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what would it look like if I did have a root CA
            It would be something other than a Google certificate authority (CA)
            They would probably have something like 'Company Name CA' in there

            How it works is there is a select set of root trusted CAs that your browser will trust
            Those root CAs can vouch for other certificates, and your browser will trust those certificates too
            In the details view, you see a certificate chain, at the top(usually) is the root ca
            Nobody trust your rinkydink company CA, but your company can install their own CA on their own computers if they want
            which means they can now capture encrypted packets on the VPN, and decode them, simply by switching the certificate you receive for google.com
            (You) <-> Company VPN <-> google.com
            They're the 'man in the middle' MITM

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep its just the google CA lmao. Oh thank God. I thank you dearly anon I probably almost had a heart attack just now.

            They should really make it more clear whether you're on a vpn or not lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            good luck at your new job fren

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, the man in the middle run by cult and using quantum AI?
            What could go wrong?

          • 2 years ago
            Leet Mastah

            I realized this homosexualry the other day at my work when I went to my home website but it said the cert was from my employer.

            fug!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how do I check?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please bro I'm begging you, am I good if I didnt download a ca certificate? I do still have to login my credentials to get into the vpn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how technologically competent the company is and how much they really care.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disgust

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what were you fapping to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /d/ shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone jerk offs. No big deal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently some people do not and increasingly corps are using intel analysing your habits even with vpn usage.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD NOW IM REALIZNG WHY MY INTERNET HAS BEEN SO SHIT FOR THE LAST 2 DAYS

    WHAT THE FRICK I'VE BEEN ON TH ECOMPANY VPN LAST 2 DAYS?

    OH GOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT THE FRICK I'VE BEEN ON TH ECOMPANY VPN LAST 2 DAYS

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol you think you're the worst offender? *and* that people watch all the traffic from all computers? lol.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're fricked. Consider using the money your next job gives you in exchange for work to buy your own device.
    People who use their work devices for personal shit are insane and are inviting being fired.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was on my personal device. My company is gay and doesnt give out work laptops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's your own device then it's unlikely that they'll be doing the whole domain connected machine thing where they can intercept connections and really see what you're up to; although with some exceptions. If you have admin access to your own machine then chances are they're not gonna bother with adding security controls since they're pointless.
        Take this as a lesson to NOT mix machines, and get a seperate device.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. I should buy a laptop strictly for work. I suppose actually I have an old laptop I could use.

          I only just started this job. Its not fricking obvious whether the vpn in on or off.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op, are you using company laptop? or did you literally have to install a company backdoor on your laptop? either way, if they really wanted to see what you were doing, they can do it with or without vpn. if you're using company laptop, it usually doesn't matter if you're on vpn or not they literally intercept everything. if you're on your own laptop and you installed company vpn software, well, you installed a company backdoor so they can literally intercept everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Personal device with backdoor. I'm really tired and stressed guys.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn anon you don't have a spare computer for this sort of use?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you okay now?
    not gonna have a nice day, right?
    we good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna kill myself now 🙂

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if I connect to the work VPN on my work laptop (provided by them) and then watch porn and look for escorts on my phone that's connected to the same WiFi?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the VPN software is on your laptop, not your phone, so your phone goes through your home DNS on your wifi while the laptop goes through the work VPN DNS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon, I'll continue watching porn and looking for escorts in peace.

  14. 2 years ago
    Leet Mastah

    my job MITM me; when I visit my own domain it says the cert is from my employer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, if you're on the work network and work computer, you basically should expect it
      another reason for OP to get a work-only laptop is if your company is sued, then the plantiff lawyers can demand access to your work laptop, even if it is your personal that you use for work
      never do anything personal on a work laptop
      never never never
      and they're cheap bastards if they expect you to buy your own work laptop, but at least that gives you leverage about telling them to frick off with their work spyware

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They know everything. Probably nothing will happen if you get caught. Spoke to the IT bois. He brought up the stats on the porn thing. If those numbers were real then someone in the company would be fired for porn every week.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It knows what urls you accessed if they keep logs. I don't think your sysadmin is browsing your pixiv material of Lisa from genshin getting rammed in the ass by a futa Eula which Diluc prepares to execute them both for disgracing Allah.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont use your company laptop to look at porn in the first place. Don't conduct company business on your personal devices so you never need to hook them up to the company VPN. Post the link to the porn you were jerking off to.

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