I dont understand anything :(. t.zoomer

I dont understand anything 🙁
t.zoomer

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an allegory for a israelite chasing his childhood molester who turned him gay. The moral of the story is that not even being God's chosen will let one defeat the Big Homo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak not to me of bigotry, it strike the rainbow if it assaulted me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        got a chuckle from me

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    go watch Tik Tok reels instead. you're not ready yet.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is: you have received an education that was catered to the lowest common denominator, to facilitate the nonsense that is universal education. The literacy that men such as Melville displayed is a mountain to the molehill that is modern day '''''literacy''''', and you are going to have to push through it if you want to enjoy the fruits of that literacy. Ignore what all the data says, the average literate person is FAR more moronic than the literate person of 100+ years ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's another menstrual studies undergrad projecting his deep-seated insecurities episode
      This will never be not funny.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you deny my claim, I ask you: where are the Melvilles of today?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps a better question is where was the Melville of his day? Unrecognized and mocked, mostly.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic comparison - he wasn't the only great writer of his time, many of whom were recognised.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the anon you're arguing with, but im curious. Can you list me ANY boons you've read from the last 30 years?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn’t ask for a great writer of our time. He asked for the Melville of our time. A “Melville” of any time is unappreciated and obscured, so it was a stupid question.

            I hope you can follow along, anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, excuse me for arguing in good faith.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Perhaps a better question is where was the Melville of his day?
            FATALITY

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >where are the Melvilles of today?
          Hollywood McDonalds took his place. Seriously.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ignore what all the data says, believe my midwit headcanon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you deny my claim, I ask you: where are the Melvilles of today?

      >Vgh we mvst retvrn, there are no more Melvilles in this day, the lowest common denominator education and decadent "cvlture" has eroded all creativity around us, all we have are Kings and McCarthys
      >Vgh we mvst retvrn, there are no more Goethes in this day, the lowest common denominator education and decadent "cvlture" has eroded all creativity around us, all we have are Melvilles and Wildes
      >Vgh we mvst retvrn, there are no more Shakespeares in this day, the lowest common denominator education and decadent "cvlture" has eroded all creativity around us, all we have are Goethes and Blakes
      >Vgh we mvst retvrn, there are no more Virgils in this day, the lowest common denominator education and decadent "cvlture" has eroded all creativity around us, all we have are Shakespeares and Miltons

      >...

      >Vgh grvgh bab dah grvg, rvb pv wvgvh jabadadadvh. Fah Grvg baba bvba, habadagah Vagah gah Habakah.

  4. 11 months ago
    sic itur...ad astra

    >"Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me."
    If you can't understand what that means, simple, well written, and hilarious as it is, you need to catch up on your history and your reading with it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really have trouble reading that? I do admit it could just say when he feels like shit he takes to the ship but then it would loose soul and detail.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just buy an edition with good annotations to help you out

        Do I buy the original edition on Amazon? I don't want the moron translations in it. I love the way this author describes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          then don't buy the moron translator version

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at a loss for words because when I got to "knocking people's hats off", I got struck by the feeling of familiarity and realized that pop media references are what fuels my cultural education. This passage was featured in Portal 2 in the test chamber where glados starts talking very quickly; you can hear it when you slow down her speech. I recognize Moby-Dick because of Portal 2...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing. If you're old enough to post here you're too old for video games

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          portal 2 is like 20 years old by now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      suicided himself? sad times cato

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I might have to bump this book up in the ol' reading list. That's one of the funniest paragraphs I've read in a while.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get what's funny about this. i know moby dick is intentionally humorous (the spermacetti scene is obvious) but what's funny about
      >sometimes i feel sad
      >i get so sad i go to funerals i'm not invited to
      >eventually i get frustrated and want to start fights with people
      >that's when i go sailing
      >it's like how guys shoot each other (is this the funny part?)
      >every guy has something like the sea for times like these
      i always read it as romantic rather than humorous

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>it's like how guys shoot each other

        No he's talking about suicide. Knocking people's caps off is picking a fight with lots of people at once: one he'll lose. He's self destructive.

        Also I think the spermaceti thing is just a well written pasta/meme. I was looking for it when I read Moby Dick, but I don't recall it at all. What chapter is it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://etc.usf.edu/lit2go/42/moby-dick/775/chapter-94-a-squeeze-of-the-hand/

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
            >Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!

            What happens at sea, stays at sea.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many read it as gay. I read it as intentionally funny and poking fun, not weird Freudian repression or anything like that.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of moron made this cover? It's supposed to be a sperm whale.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this book. It speaks to me. It's a simple message about chasing your dreams and passions hard enough to see them accomplished. The CEO chair in my company is my white whale and I will sit there one day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a simple message about chasing your dreams and passions hard enough to see them accomplished
      this is not what moby dick is about lol, are you ron swanson?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is not what moby dick is about
        Moby-Dick is genuinely one of those books where, within reason, there is no one correct way to read the book. Anon is perfectly justified in having this opinion given the context of the book. I agree with anon, but I also think the lesson is a cautionary tale about not becoming so focused on something that one loses out on the simpler, more pleasant things in life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moby Dick is a literary masterpiece Melville crafted for one insidious purpose; to peddle his crackpot whale taxonomy theories

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the whale is a fish

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, just like a walrus is an amphibian. Because it's amphibious. Don't see what's so hard about this.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the whale is a fish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You - "I'll just work my life away and then I can get to the position I've wanted :)"
      The Thai ladyboy whose story you never let unfold and shape your very soul for the better waiting for you to break the shackles of your modern life and rescue her: 🙁
      You need to practice mindfulness

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I dont understand anything 🙁
    >t.zoomer
    Correct

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a metaphor for repressed homosexuality. Read the whale cum scene

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    review basic ship terms, and maybe have it on hand

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about Ahab trying to retrieve his foreskin.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy an edition with good annotations to help you out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which edition is that one? Seems based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the IQfy edition. I still wish I'd tried harder to get my cover art accepted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't think they were gay, and that the annotator there is biased in reading into it. I think Ishmael was just supposed to sound like a dandy and very much of his time. Am I moronic for this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Annotations by women are de facto to be discarded. They’ll fetishise any male bond

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Annotations by women are de facto to be discarded. They’ll fetishise any male bond

        >that the annotator there is biased
        homie it says queerqueg are you moronic? This version was annotated by IQfy anons you aren't supposed to take it seriously. All newbies must hang

        Which edition is that one? Seems based

        https://www.lulu.com/shop/herman-melville-and-anonymous/moby-dick/paperback/product-7wgny7.html?page=1&pageSize=4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Book has "Dick" in the title
      >surprised it's gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call me ishmael1
      >>1. Black person
      Fricking gets me every time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this supposed to be funny? i guess you need a lowly IQ to find it so

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gayness=good

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read digitally
    Highlight unfamiliar words
    Get definition
    Reread segment with new knowledge
    Understand
    Repeat until you no longer need to
    The tools for increasing ones own literacy have never been closer at hand.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sperm whales produce by far the purest of all oils and the whalers who chase them are not given the respect and recognition they deserve. Unlike, say, the right whale, also called Greenland whale because that is where it resides, the sperm whales travels internationally. On top of that, the sperm whale is by far the most vicious of them, known to attack whalers with an aim to kill. Known to even sink entire briggs with nothing but their ferocity. hope that helps

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was interesting but also regularly pretty slow and at times hard to understand. The longer it's been since reading it the more I feel it calling for a reread though. Like Ishmael and his obsession with the sea, I suppose.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t take it seriously after watching that fat guy movie.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fellow zoomzoom here, if you want genuine advice then I'll begin with saying that you shouldn't be too hard on yourself. Most of the media that you come across is usually a propaganda tool for the dumbest people that currently exist, the quality of education has similarly taken a downturn because of a separation between what would make an individual employable and what would make him cultured, and this is even for the best educational institutions that exist. So for books like these I generally recommend being more patient and reading them twice, once quickly to get a general idea of the book and to gain a sense of familiarity, I'll reiterate, you should finish the book quickly so that you are not intimidated by the language and by the thought of not getting everything. This can be followed by an immediate second reading but I recommend taking some time, it's up to you. This reading should be more in detail, have a dictionary at hand, look up phrases you don't understand, you can even employ websites such as cliff notes at the end of a chapter to see if you missed anything, and make notes if you think you might ever need them in the future but don't make notes just for the sake of it. That way you should be able to gain a lot more enjoyment and value out of the books you read, although it does require that you expend a little more effort.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely curious, what's confusing to you? I'm also a zoomer but I didn't find Moby Dick confusing at all, maybe I can help. Have you read any other 19th century literature? Or read much at all? It's a great book but not really a great starting point if you're new to reading.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally ive read plenty of 19th century lit and still found it quite a challenging read

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a story about sin and salvation

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to Gado's lectures:

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the book gets better as you age
    >had to read it at 15 in HS,
    >couldn't relate
    >no life experience
    >nothing had happened in my life
    > except anime breasts, masturbation and the 10th grade
    >reread it at 26 after getting divorced and coming home from the west cost
    >amazing in every way
    >now 10 years later..
    >found new love, a new career
    >Lost my father, became one myself
    >decide to pick reread it again and
    >it is even more amazing than I had once considered
    >I feel then at 26, I had missed most of the important and deep parts of the book.
    >Now I take it in small bites and relish each part
    >chapter 10, was just so moving
    >it brought me to tears.

    It is truly no wonder it is recognized as one of, if not the greatest book written in English.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>it brought me to tears.
      Now that's just cri

      10, was just so moving
      >>it brought me to tears.
      So cringe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NETA but I pity those who are too emotionally stiff to be truly moved by great literature

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't even type or respond correctly so, call me cringe all you like.

        At least I know how to respond on a Taiwanese finger painting appreciation web forum, unlike you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks doc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you finish reading Moby Dick yet?

            Just do the damn Audio with Frank Muller.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so cringe

        You are base and demonic. You are the shit of the earth. You lost your ability to cry or empathize or understand the true core of man, reacting to true emotion and humanity with a vapid jests, glancing around the crowd for validation like some feverish imp…” Nevertheless the sun hides not Virginia’s Dismal Swamp, nor Rome’s accursed Campagna, nor wide Sahara, nor all the millions of miles of deserts and of griefs beneath the moon. The sun hides not the ocean, which is the dark side of this earth, and which is two thirds of this earth. So, therefore, that mortal man who hath more of joy than sorrow in him, that mortal man cannot be true- not true, or undeveloped. With books the same. The truest of all men was the Man of Sorrows, and the truest of all books is Solomon’s, and Ecclesiastes is the fine hammered steel of woe. “All is vanity.” ALL. This wilful world hath not got hold of unchristian Solomon’s wisdom yet. But he who dodges hospitals and jails, and walks fast crossing graveyards, and would rather talk of operas than hell; calls Cowper, Young, Pascal, Rousseau, poor devils all of sick men; and throughout a care-free lifetime swears by Rabelais as passing wise, and therefore jolly;- not that man is fitted to sit down on tomb-stones, and break the green damp mould with unfathomably wondrous Solomon.”

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is still reading books in his 30s instead of writing
      you too go back you are all not ready yet for what is to come

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell us you're not writing. The best contribution you could make to literature is never to write anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reading books in his 30s instead of writing

        Hey, maybe I will write that novel. Thank you for the encouragement anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      First read it at 21 just got out of a crank house and was destroying myself mentally and physically. Book is still my favorite book. Years later I’m married with children and am feeling like it’s time for a read again

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow zoomer here. I can confirm it is quite heavy for someone who's starting to get into literature. I read the Wordsworth Edition which has an annotation for literally everything. These notes will help you understand the references Melville does, and appreciate them more.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a book but it doenst have any annotation. I currently use this
    http://www.powermobydick.com
    to understand stuff after reading a chapter, is there a more easier/better way than this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same thing lol. Maybe pirate the norton critical edition.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it start reading like a play half-way through?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It detaches you from your reliance on a single narrator, and forces a more objective view of the situation.
      Also, it casts the characters as mere players in a drama authored by some higher authority, robbing them of agency and presaging their inescapable fate.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok you just need to learn to post as if you did to fit in on this subreddit.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ishmael is black.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea, i got to the chapter with the sermon and decided ill just read it later. half of what im reading i have no clue what the frick is going on
    just going to finish all the cormac and murakami novels i havent read then go back to it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yea, i got to the chapter with the sermon and decided ill just read it later. half of what im reading i have no clue what the frick is going on
      The Bible and Paradise Lost are integral to Moby Dick, so are the American socio-political dynamics of the period. Moby Dick is a novel about America as a whole, you need to understand that, and you also need to understand that it is filled with tangents that tie together into a greater whole and that Ishmael, Melville's voice through this journey - is an author in doubt.

      Read on the context surrounding the American literary scene at the time and watch an introductory lesson about the novel or read the introduction in your physical copy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >read the introduction in your physical copy
        Can't I rip those out if they're not by the same author
        I mail the pages back to the publisher, or burn them, or wipe my ass with them if I've run out of toilet paper, or use them as target practice, or frame them and jerk off onto them if the author of those pages was an attractive woman (this has happened very rarely), or throw them in the trash

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, it was oddly comfy.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got about a third of the way into this book and then got bored. I am debating trying again but I already know whats going to happen from watching so many adaptations of the story. The Solomon Islander is best character though and Ishmael wants to frick him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stops reading when bored
      go back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I waste my time just to get points on IQfy
        loser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      “What’s going to happen.”

      You are not ready. The plot is not why you read Moby Dick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's about the philosophy you get out of it. Which I found banal. I don't care what Melville thinks. I'm not obligated to give him my time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          “About the philosophy.”

          Strike 2 for moron.

          If you can’t appreciate how absolutely magnificent Melvilles prose is, then there is no hope for you. Come back to it in a decade.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't waste my time reading books I don't enjoy. If that makes me a moron I don't want to be smart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting bored of Moby Dick

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I haven't read any prolific books like Moby Dick, Animal Farm or 1984 yet, I just know I won't understand the deeper meaning of them so there's no point in me reading them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, read Animal Farm, it's the most angry recently disillusion college age capitalist, that was raised by commie parents b***h fest.
      It's very 2D, but bonus points for how funny and easy it is to follow.
      You'll actually feel smarter after reading it, because A.) Communism is dumb and doesn't deserve an extremely thought out expose B) Talking animals for "still basically kids" gen z teenagers and young adults.

      Decent book, super fricking simple.
      Then take a step up and read Fight Club.
      Once you get some experience you get read some more nuanced and difficult materials like Goosebumps #42. In that book it explores the different themes of globalization on a small developing nation, using eggs as a symbol for economies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is why I haven't read any prolific books like Moby Dick, Animal Farm or 1984 yet
      I don't think this is a good approach to reading great works that require you to know the main socio-political, historic, philosophical and scientific trends at the time because the thing that makes a work great is its plethora of layers and that you get to peel through them with each new reading, thereby changing your perception of it or heightening it. Abandon the "read x books before attempting to read y in order to fully grasp it" mentality because you will never read enough, you will never know enough, you will always need to return to something and to know more. That is the nature of reading, after all, and that's where the fun lies, as well. But if you're unsure of your knowledge and familiarity with something and feel lost and like you're missing a lot when reading a given novel, read about the context of the times, the artistic trends of the time and a little about the author and his artistic aims and occupations, as well. It will help you a lot and there's no shame in doing so.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro with cannibals, go on an adventure, fight some fish
    Let me guess, you need "deep meanings" before you can enjoy this earnest work of self-expression and beauty.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is there not to get?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros why is it so fricking gay

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue
    >t. also a zoomer

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favourite chapter is the one where he talks about the colour white not always representing something good or peaceful, and how when sailing it can mean your death is near. The rest of the book is genuinely forgettable textbook whale facts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite chapter is the one where Stubb earns a whale meat steak supper and keeps pestering Fleece to make it impossibly rare.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *