I got academically disqualified from my college. I can still sign up for my CS classes through a special program for non-admitted students, and I can take everything else at a community college, but now I'm definitely going to graduate in 5 or 6 years instead of 4.
Should I just do the trade meme? Is it even worth it to spend two more years just to get a degree that's only good enough for a minimum wage job that they're just gonna give to some jeet anyways? Please tell me it's not over somehow.
>i need a credential to be productive
What did u do
Fail my classes by being a moron.
Actually it's even gayer, I signed up for a stupid elective that didn't even go to my degree. I then failed that class, and it tanked my GPA.
yeah, trades are for you
Skip the trade just have a nice day straight away you cheating piece of shit. This ain't china Chang, no cheating allowed.
>Learn python
>Do web scraping on upwork
>???
>Profit
>college
ngmi
I got depressed in college and skipped all my classes for a semester before dropping out.
Then I moved home, found a girlfriend, got a job, got married, moved to Florida, got a tech job, got another tech job and so forth until making six figures. So college is overrated.
Same, except I killed myself.
>found a girlfriend, got married,
smart move, moron
flip a coin
if it's heads she'll ruin your life
Already got divorced years ago. No regrets though.
>no ragrets for having wasted (most likely) >5y of your life on a nagging onahole
that's because you don't value your time, sonny boy. I just pork them, then I kick them out of my house.
it's the only time I'll ever have had sex
At least I die not a virgin
You have not reproduced.
You have not provided us with a new productive member of society.
You are a failure.
Don't talk to me.
If I had kids they would be so fricked up
that doesn't matter, we need more workers
homosexual
but you are literally gay
>it is gay to have a girlfriend, real straight men frick other men
You see, you lack logic, homosexual. AIDS and syphilis have eaten your brain.
Same except I'm about to hang myself.
What did you do?
Do you not like the subjects?
Are you not smart enough?
If it's not for you, then it's not for you. Pick something more suitable and you will be grateful to yourself for the rest of your life.
At this point fixing someone's pipes or planting carrots is a much more valuable job than cooding another moronic webshit.
valuable to whom you moronic NPC? I want money. I don't want to be valuable to mouth breathing Black personcattle that'd rape and murder me during a civil war anyway. Hurrr be valuable and plant fricking carrots for 50 years until you die of plastic cancer (because normaltards think plastic is tasty) or bombed into pork mince in WW3.