Sounds like fun.
I wish I had a judo place here. Nothing but gay ass BJJ though. I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight
judo is based anon nice work. for all the gays complaining about bjj being gay, remember the Gracie family, look up their fights when MMA was new and there was no weight class. come to think of it, i'm glad you guys are afraid of grappling, it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.
my favorite part about bjj is when I get to use it to play with a girl i'm dating <3
>are afraid of grappling
i'm "afraid" of grappling just as i'm "afraid" of gay sex >it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.
yeah i also carry a small knife so good luck if you come into grappling distance
it's a sport, they are all sports, stop pretending they are good in real life situations
The gracies brutally ran through every karategay they ever faced lol, stop pretending it's a real martial art. Karate is glorified daycare for children
i didn't tho, i specifically wrote >they are all sports
that's the difference, i have a knife for self defense, i don't pretend my sport will help me in the streets
The gracies brutally ran through every karategay they ever faced lol, stop pretending it's a real martial art. Karate is glorified daycare for children
>he needs a knife >can't defend his family with his bare hands >did karate dance chroeography >probably watches kung fu movies and self inserts
pathetic bro...
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
find out how your bare hands are gonna help you if you come into gay-gripple distance kek
2 months ago
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>oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
based
2 months ago
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I hope you practice with your knife anon and never get into a situation where you can't access it or it gets knocked out of your hand or taken from you.
it would be fun to watch you hyperventilate as I crush all the air out of your body using the scarf hold, a real mans ability that doesn't require a knife. who knows maybe you'll even have a seizure or piss yourself.
2 months ago
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dude you are quite literally imagining gay sex scenes, just stop
2 months ago
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you're just as bad as the other guy, you asked if there were any girls in judo?
>doesn't know girls do bjj >get to press your body against them in various different ways >can dominate them using 30% of your strength
the issue is you probably don't qualify for the turst involved to grapple with women
2 months ago
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>you asked if there were any girls in judo?
ye but i don't think the anon you were replying to is a girl, you literally described a scene where you hold him tight
just stop for real, you can't recover from this
2 months ago
Anonymous
That sounds hot ngl. Is it worth it having the same done to you by a sweaty, fat dude tho?
2 months ago
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>and never get into a situation where
yeah yeah i hope you don't get into a situation when a random Black person shoot you in the face 4 foots away from your gripping distance
just admit you like holding other men, jeez
2 months ago
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you probably skip glute exercises because you think they are gay lmaooo. he probably won't eat a banana or a hotdog either for fear of their falic shape
2 months ago
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i don't have particular issues with food, i do however have issues with passing my free time holding and being hold by other dudes
>tfw stopped going to the gym to day trade >gave up on most social interaction too >started eating fast and cheap takeout food, too lazy and too much mind fog over staring at charts on the daily
when satoshisync comes out and i can secure another x10 i will stop and rejoin society i swear to god i cant keep doing this much longer
Do an Osoto Gari for me
judo is gay
learn a real combat spport like boxing or muay thai
projection martial art is actually good in a street fight b
guns are op in streetfights
similarly, getting in your vehicle and running them over
Anon which belt are you?
good luck there
Any girls there?
>Judo
Judeo-judo
Frick that, it's israelite jitzu
how old are you? can a guy in his 30s go learn without severe risk of injury? id rather do that than bjj
yeah i'm wondering the same used to do it when I was young
Yes, don't worry you only need to find a good gym, but is never to late to learn to fight
How do you do fellow geriatrics?
this is why you need to find a good gym, where the coach preserve the healt of the students
based
its the one martial art Im interested in learning, also my favorite event to watch in the olympics
from what Ive seen it seems to be the safest martial art thats still somewhat practical in a real self defense situation
Still rough, learn to box if you're older
Gooood luck!
it's good
this homie trying to leverage other dudes mass lmao
gayyyyyyyy
Sounds like fun.
I wish I had a judo place here. Nothing but gay ass BJJ though. I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight
>I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight
This is cope, you're just fat and lazy
there's so much touching (other men) in that sport, way too gay for me
T. karategay
Dominating other men is as straight as it gets.
Do a toma nagi op
frick you, you're making me want to start karate lessons again. used to compete as a kid. FRICK. that shit was kino. why did i ever stop 🙁
Is not to late anon!! tomorrow go back to you dojo!!
judo is based anon nice work. for all the gays complaining about bjj being gay, remember the Gracie family, look up their fights when MMA was new and there was no weight class. come to think of it, i'm glad you guys are afraid of grappling, it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.
my favorite part about bjj is when I get to use it to play with a girl i'm dating <3
>are afraid of grappling
i'm "afraid" of grappling just as i'm "afraid" of gay sex
>it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.
yeah i also carry a small knife so good luck if you come into grappling distance
it's a sport, they are all sports, stop pretending they are good in real life situations
The gracies brutally ran through every karategay they ever faced lol, stop pretending it's a real martial art. Karate is glorified daycare for children
i didn't tho, i specifically wrote
>they are all sports
that's the difference, i have a knife for self defense, i don't pretend my sport will help me in the streets
What style of karate do you do?
shotokan
again, not for self defense, just fun
>he needs a knife
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
>did karate dance chroeography
>probably watches kung fu movies and self inserts
pathetic bro...
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
find out how your bare hands are gonna help you if you come into gay-gripple distance kek
>oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
based
I hope you practice with your knife anon and never get into a situation where you can't access it or it gets knocked out of your hand or taken from you.
it would be fun to watch you hyperventilate as I crush all the air out of your body using the scarf hold, a real mans ability that doesn't require a knife. who knows maybe you'll even have a seizure or piss yourself.
dude you are quite literally imagining gay sex scenes, just stop
you're just as bad as the other guy, you asked if there were any girls in judo?
>doesn't know girls do bjj
>get to press your body against them in various different ways
>can dominate them using 30% of your strength
the issue is you probably don't qualify for the turst involved to grapple with women
>you asked if there were any girls in judo?
ye but i don't think the anon you were replying to is a girl, you literally described a scene where you hold him tight
just stop for real, you can't recover from this
That sounds hot ngl. Is it worth it having the same done to you by a sweaty, fat dude tho?
>and never get into a situation where
yeah yeah i hope you don't get into a situation when a random Black person shoot you in the face 4 foots away from your gripping distance
just admit you like holding other men, jeez
you probably skip glute exercises because you think they are gay lmaooo. he probably won't eat a banana or a hotdog either for fear of their falic shape
i don't have particular issues with food, i do however have issues with passing my free time holding and being hold by other dudes
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Your skills are no match for mine
t. black belt in shaolin kempo karate
Hey I'm also a judoka! I have BJJ in 30 minutes. I'm doing a little cross-training during my vacations back at my hometown.
>tfw stopped going to the gym to day trade
>gave up on most social interaction too
>started eating fast and cheap takeout food, too lazy and too much mind fog over staring at charts on the daily
when satoshisync comes out and i can secure another x10 i will stop and rejoin society i swear to god i cant keep doing this much longer
Anon just train 1 hour 2 or 3 day for week don't take bad habits,and avoid junk food!!