I got my taxes back - 800 what should I buy!?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rolling for OP to buy a really gay pet like a parrot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take that back. Birds are lovely and you can teach them racial slurs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      witnessed
      go buy a parrot, OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta do it now OP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > pet that outlives its owner
        Not sure how to feel about that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cute gay birb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP gonna get a new best friend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive read a little: it is a little like adopting a child. no thank you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > pet that outlives its owner
        Not sure how to feel about that.

        budgies are parrots and manageable

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          these things look like they'd shit everywhere
          small birds
          big and frequent shits

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they can also be pretty loud but I guess normal-size parrots can be too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          These things are aggressive as hell.
          Fear the budgie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        budgies are parrots and manageable

        just do NOT cook in a teflon pan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta play gay tapes to the parrot as well, so that it learns all their mannerisms and slangs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive read a little: it is a little like adopting a child. no thank you.

      get a wieneratiel, a cute friend and inexpensive, you pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The digits have spoken, you must do it OP or you'll be a homosexual forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day. Nobody who actively looks to waste their tax refund on something unnecessary is qualified to have a pet.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a fleshlight

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a caucasian child bride

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what should I buy!?
    Buy gold with half of that, and for the rest, invest it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a shotgun to have a nice day

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A real chair or stool that won't kill your back, for a starter. The part where you sit should be horizontal, not tilted back like in those so called "ergonomic" chairs. When it's tilted, your hips are forced to be tilted back, which forces your back to be round, which forces you to hyperextend your neck. I use Ikea's KYRRE wooden stool (~$20 I guess).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OR even better, keep the chair but buy a standing desk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or lose the chair and buy a standing chair.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at OP pic I finally get it.
    Printers in a bedroom give off mad ick.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got 3.1k for my tax refunds, (California) what does this mean? Does it mean I'm poor

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy something to have a nice day in the head.
    Oh wait...
    >€

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Parrot or budgie or wieneratiel
    Standing desk
    Second monitor
    Also where the frick is your computer, you monster lol

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I got my taxes back
    I live in a 3rd world shithole with tons of corruption, tell me how does this whole thing with getting taxes back works?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about an adjustable dumbbell set, or better yet a full squat rack/cage and bench. Get rid of the TV and panty drawer so you can get some reps in between working hours, and so you can flex on your coworkers when they see the iron you got in the background of your zoom calls.

    Or if that's too much, at least buy a corkboard so you stop taping notes to your wall like a caveman.

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