I just decided I am a philosopher. What am I in for?

I just decided I am a philosopher. What am I in for?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poverty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am independently wealthy. Next?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ridicule

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People have always taken what I say seriously. I have changed people's lives with my words and am called wise frequently so this seems unlikely.

          You can still turn back
          Are you brave enough to lose yourself to knowledge? To lose the very lens through which you perceive the world? To be so blind, and yet so free? If so, rejoice, for in spirit you will join the greats.
          Why are you alive, anon?

          I think so. Sure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >People have always taken what I say seriously. I have changed people's lives with my words and am called wise frequently so this seems unlikely.
            You're ngmi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now you have to give all your money away and live a life of poverty and wisdom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's is easier for a Theoretical Physicist to to admit they were wrong than for a wealthy to man to become a philosopher.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So Plato was not a philosopher?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Develop some novel philosophical ideas in your spare time, don’t publish them, die, have someone in your estate publish them, secure your place in the canon. If you have to publish them while you’re alive, it’s not worth it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn you're up early.
          What's the philosophical implications of sleeping more?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So edgy and deep man woah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pain

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can still turn back
    Are you brave enough to lose yourself to knowledge? To lose the very lens through which you perceive the world? To be so blind, and yet so free? If so, rejoice, for in spirit you will join the greats.
    Why are you alive, anon?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bumping your head upon the ceiling of your own intellectual deficiencies until death.

    Want me to end it for you now?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With the attitude you show in this thread, you will not a be a very good one. The road however is varied. So tell me, what is your philosophy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn't it obvious? his philosophy involves lying his ass off. not very original.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True. Though I thought I'd give him a chance.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The vast majority of humanity having no clue who you are while pseuds argue over whether or not your writing squares the circle that is "her penis."

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inceldom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. I actually have a very active and fulfilling sex life with numerous male partners.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The ride of your life

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wisdom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, no.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's in the name you mong. Philosophia I.e. a lover of wisdom but for OP's question be prepared to encounter the most psuedo intellectual midwittery morons, If you are serious, you will notice how the biggest fanboys of nietzsche, Schopenhauer and kant have never read any of their books let alone their magnum opus. So expect alot of adhominen thrown your way.
        t. Been on this board for too long

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, yes, every teen knows as much. The answer is still no. What's in store for this man is

          https://i.imgur.com/NLMXimd.jpeg

          Bumping your head upon the ceiling of your own intellectual deficiencies until death.

          Want me to end it for you now?

          , and that's if he's lucky.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >every teen
            Clearly you don't know zoomers

            Develop some novel philosophical ideas in your spare time, don’t publish them, die, have someone in your estate publish them, secure your place in the canon. If you have to publish them while you’re alive, it’s not worth it.

            >useless drivel about death
            Exhibit A of midwittery and no explanation for OP kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't encounter wisdom, you've never encountered philosophy in the first place

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A cooking course is more useful than a philosophy degree.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poverty and gay sex

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smelling your own farts and getting more stupid by the day

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