I just found out what a project manager does.

I just found out what a project manager does.
Holy shit they actually had to create an entirely new position just so some cute girl would talk to devs on behalf of the client and vice versa.
Partly because the devs are too autistic to talk to people and partly because they’re too important to have to.
Very based guys I’m impressed and think it’s pretty funny, I am laughing like a moron as I type this out.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    most project managers are men

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need an mba and many years of work experience to become project manager but of course a jobless neet wouldn't understand

      t. seething product managers (female)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        on the internet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats actually inaccurate. Literally every single project manager (a position I knew was a meme the first I heard it in an introduction) I met was a female.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats actually the same thing as the consulting does in my wagefirm. and they are all tall dudes who think they can communicate. which is beneficial because their clients are mainly hospital personnel which is to 70% female. so its based on the demographics of the metier your looking at.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need an mba and many years of work experience to become project manager but of course a jobless neet wouldn't understand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      redundant position
      it will go away as margins shrink

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you need an mba and many years of work experience to become project manager but of course a jobless neet wouldn't understand
      not true. most pm's are either DEI or just directionless art degree gays.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and they get heir jobs by sucking and swallowing
        it is all good, but the money is tight now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        and

        and they get heir jobs by sucking and swallowing
        it is all good, but the money is tight now

        this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think any of what you wrote is true then you’re obviously the one who’s a jobless NEET

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MBA
      >For a tech manager
      Hahahaha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=NHIlVmiwZicJc0bc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will be replaced by a machine in less than 5 years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most project managers are men

      lmao, show breasts
      We have no respect for you ./t software engineer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need any of that
      im friends with a PM at Amazon who graduated out of some shitty undergrad finance major (at some horrible school)
      she makes 2x my salary
      she is simply hot and had a connection
      she has no further education
      meanwhile I went to a tier 1 school for AI / ML for my masters and can't find a job (though I do need to be remote to support my family so theres that).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you need an mba and many years of work experience to become project manager
      or a subscription to open AI

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know what that’s a very good idea i 100% agree with that my brother’s sister has an mba (master of bad decisions lmao right) and is a project manager and she gets paid a lot she is very good with computers and even programs in java sometimes she has a lot of work experience and it is really impressive to be fair she has been working with computers since she was a little kid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          in english next time, buddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a meat interface to our sprint/kanban boards explaining things to executives who are too stupid to read them.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    then go talk to each other

    >you: uh eh uh uh uh mmmm eh
    >coworkers: uh uh eh uh mmmmmm *breathes exasperatedly*

    nuff said

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody talks like that
      and all important things are in written form

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know enough engineers and I dare you to write more than one sentence without saying Black person or homosexual

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it really so easy to be a project manager?
    always thought the work probably sucks ass but i might aswell consider applying now wtf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      project manager = secretary

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my first job after college was being an associate project manager and I still do it for big projects. The methods are easy enough to learn. You have to enjoy talking to people, organizing, leading and motivation people. You need to be able to think on your feet. It's a very valuable skill to learn if you ever want to do non-trivial projects

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to enjoy talking to people, organizing, leading and motivation people.
        It’s a perfect role for women who’d ordinarily be a house wife

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being a PM takes a lot of empathy and being able to see situations from people's POV. Women are terrible at it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >organizing, leading and motivation people.
        seems too much of a hassle to deal with i dont want to be the guy with the leash who tells others to go to work kek i can emphasize too much with people who think its moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on type of leash. Scrum is an Agile framework and has Scrum master and Product owner who liase the team. In such case Project manager becomes a paid janny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need experience in a working field preferably related to it, some idea about laws and stuff around the business, coordination skills, leadership skills. Preferably with IT knowledge, at least to a certain degree

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soft-skills are no joke. Something I've noticed is that a lot of successful people are just as aspie as the average neckbeard programmer, but they've learned to fake social skills. I've been able to win a ton of favor with my boss just by being able to write good emails and speak respectfully to clients. Something a lot of people don't realize is that people would rather do business with someone who's good at their job and is great to work with than with someone who's great at their job and okay to work with.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI will make 80% of project managers obsolete
    most of their "work" is just emailing people asking "so when do you think you'll have this ready?"

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that job is a joke I am a "technical readiness analyst" my entire job is to make a spreadsheet line by line explaining what the customer needs to do to get ready for a project because my company knows they will not read the documentation. My day consists of about 6 meetings of me going "So where are we on the line items needed by your side" 150k a year to do this all because no business will read an email / documentation from some dev / engineer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy being replaced by chatgpt.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His job sounds irreplaceable to me. How do you think someone whose job is basically to make sure people are held accountable can be replaced with a glorified chat bot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Businesses don't read Docs / Emails
        >"Have fun being replaced by a Doc / Email"
        Actual moron bot response
        My company works in AI if my role was replaceable by AI they would have already done it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI will make 80% of project managers obsolete
        most of their "work" is just emailing people asking "so when do you think you'll have this ready?"

        You guys don't get it. These make work jobs aren't going away in a big picture way. Unless a company is circling the drain there's no use in cutting these dumb little jobs it's all just a big tax dollar shuffle. Half of these "B2B" jobs are really B2Government and if you've been paying attention there is no slowing the spending deficit so who gives a frick. JUST KEEP PUMPING THOSE EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS.
        The only jobs getting replaced by AI are freelance types
        >writers
        >artists
        Things no one gives a shit about and that exist only in the context of the private market.
        Vox and Buzzfeed aren't getting floated along by govt contracts.

        If you think that job is a joke I am a "technical readiness analyst" my entire job is to make a spreadsheet line by line explaining what the customer needs to do to get ready for a project because my company knows they will not read the documentation. My day consists of about 6 meetings of me going "So where are we on the line items needed by your side" 150k a year to do this all because no business will read an email / documentation from some dev / engineer.

        How do I get one of these fake and gay jobs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I started in Customer care ... realized project managers lived easy lives just asking people if they are done yet ... paid like $100 for a PM cert ... got a job inside my company as a technical account manager then just been bouncing around from company to company did technical project management / technical account management ... now this role ... all for a $100 cert

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How do I get one of these fake and gay jobs?
          It helps if people know you as reliable and easy to work with. Having actual skills also helps.

          t. drinking beer and and watching snooker at home while getting paid twice as much as doctors

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked being a project manager for my years in corporate. spent like 5 years doing probably 10 minutes a day on average. rejected a promotion so i could keep on managing projects lol.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mean just for software engineering jobs? I work as a real engineer (chemical) and our project managers actually require technical knowledge to do their job.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They mean software, but it's not like software doesn't need good PMs with technical knowledge. The field just doesn't have many of them. Without explicit accountability, the position becomes trivially faked. So most of them are irrelevant annoyances and a good dev team ends up managing their own shit at the expense of some efficiency.
      I've found that the closer you get to business as an abstract, the easier it is to turn optional roles into do nothing scams. You can't easily fake being a dev because the product needs to actually be built, and coworkers on equal footing will rat you out. PM though? Dev complaints fall on deaf ears, but your only truly demanded output is a spreadsheet and shooting the shit with management. I expect in other engineering fields there's some regulatory reason for PMs to exist, making their required output too high a bar for a scammer to leap.

      Captcha: 8NGYR

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a cute girl or a girl at all.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you look at the kinds of people that have been getting laid off recently, it reveals a lot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no candidate experience specialist gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Director of DEI
      you mutts are truly an abomination of the human race

      theres people in africa working 18 hours to just buy bread

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf does that and makes more than me as a dev.
    After all, all office work is just nonsense.
    >client can get out of the box solution
    >needs custom feature for whatever tarded reason
    >consulting firm gets hired
    >managers get onboarded on both sides
    >ba's and project managers make feature list
    >somehow more and more things pile on
    >timelines start shifting before any dev is even onboarded
    >no money to hire dev, get team from india
    >they halfass the solution and even mangle the out of the box solution
    >delays, feature creep, consultants selling more, client indecisive,
    >new contracts made for production support, bug solving (rebuilding), new features
    >??? we are already in year 6 of the project somehow
    >only 3 people even use it, none for any of the user story cases as people think they do
    >keeps us off the streets anon haha

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that’s what a ba does you dumb c**t

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what that even is. I don't work in an office, homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        business analyst

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