I just wrote the first chapter of what i could only describe as the next A Song of Ice and Fire and my hands are shaking. Im gonna be a millionaire soon.....
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Remember me when you reach the top. You don't know but I've been admiring you for a while. Just a few million will do
Post it so I can evaluate your prose.
You know what? I believe in you, OP! Hopefully you can finish your work before you die and not be remembered as a draft dodging atheist hack that never finished something he started out of desperation.
>believes the world is complex
>hurr he’s a heckin athoiiist
If a IQfy autist can create selfish art that good than so can I, back to the poetry anthology. I'm gonna be capturing the hearts of sadboy's everywhere
I believe in you anon
The beginning and end of most publishing stories is that the quality of a given piece of writing has relatively little to do with its chances of earning any significant money for a publisher
Keep writing, bro. At least for the first draft, don't get bogged down with forums or feedback or anything that might stifle your creativity.
How long until OP gets obese and becomes unable to finish his work because his fingers are so fricking fat
>because the world needs another giant slab of pulp trash
have a nice day.
Shut the frick up you uncreative Black person, OP is doing more than you will in your lifetime. Good luck, OP
Mashing together the same old bunch of fantasy cliches is not being "creative."
Rage moar. You will only ever produce second-rate derivative shit.
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Here’s why you won’t be a millionaire. You’re already overshooting your challenge. You are anticipating money and fame, you should expect failure and heartbreak, as it is the norm.
The best you might do is write the next Call of the Crocodile, and that’s not saying much.
Hell yeah, dude, I wish you the best! As soon as I'm off work, I'm going to try and finish a chapter of my book that I hope rivals the best absurdist/existential literature. Thanks for being motivation OP
your pen name better be LaQueefa Jackson if you want to get published
Post an excerpt or shut the frick up
>the next A Song of Ice and Fire
So a rambling insipid """"""dark fantasy""""""" with voyeuristic depictions of gluttony and the worst excesses of America's attitude towards sex and violence? Cool, hope you have fun with that