I just wrote the first chapter of what i could only describe as the next A Song of Ice and Fire and my hands are shaking.

I just wrote the first chapter of what i could only describe as the next A Song of Ice and Fire and my hands are shaking. Im gonna be a millionaire soon.....

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember me when you reach the top. You don't know but I've been admiring you for a while. Just a few million will do

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post it so I can evaluate your prose.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? I believe in you, OP! Hopefully you can finish your work before you die and not be remembered as a draft dodging atheist hack that never finished something he started out of desperation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believes the world is complex
      >hurr he’s a heckin athoiiist

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a IQfy autist can create selfish art that good than so can I, back to the poetry anthology. I'm gonna be capturing the hearts of sadboy's everywhere

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in you anon

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The beginning and end of most publishing stories is that the quality of a given piece of writing has relatively little to do with its chances of earning any significant money for a publisher

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep writing, bro. At least for the first draft, don't get bogged down with forums or feedback or anything that might stifle your creativity.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until OP gets obese and becomes unable to finish his work because his fingers are so fricking fat

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because the world needs another giant slab of pulp trash
    have a nice day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up you uncreative Black person, OP is doing more than you will in your lifetime. Good luck, OP

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mashing together the same old bunch of fantasy cliches is not being "creative."
        Rage moar. You will only ever produce second-rate derivative shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mashing together the same old bunch of fantasy cliches is not being "creative."
      Rage moar. You will only ever produce second-rate derivative shit.

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/Wzob8MS.jpg

      I just wrote the first chapter of what i could only describe as the next A Song of Ice and Fire and my hands are shaking. Im gonna be a millionaire soon.....

      Here’s why you won’t be a millionaire. You’re already overshooting your challenge. You are anticipating money and fame, you should expect failure and heartbreak, as it is the norm.

      The best you might do is write the next Call of the Crocodile, and that’s not saying much.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, dude, I wish you the best! As soon as I'm off work, I'm going to try and finish a chapter of my book that I hope rivals the best absurdist/existential literature. Thanks for being motivation OP

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    your pen name better be LaQueefa Jackson if you want to get published

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post an excerpt or shut the frick up

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the next A Song of Ice and Fire
    So a rambling insipid """"""dark fantasy""""""" with voyeuristic depictions of gluttony and the worst excesses of America's attitude towards sex and violence? Cool, hope you have fun with that

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