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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire creation/evolution debate is such a moronic thing to argue over. Proving evolution doesn't disprove a creator deity because an all-powerful creator could just create a world where it looks like evolution happened. For all practical purposes, evolution happened, even if it didn't literally happen over any period of time.
    If I magically conjure up a piece of toast, it's still bread that's been toasted, even if it never went through the process of being toasted. It's indistinguishable from "real" toast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's true but evolution is still false.

      https://i.imgur.com/lvBVnmC.jpg

      I love young earth creationism.

      Dinosaurs aren't real and space is fake and gay. Scientism is a religion it's peak reddit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But if you believe in Noah's boat and the 16000 kinds brought aboard, you believe in the most absurd acceleration of macroevolution possible with 40 species appearing every year.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the book of Enoch, most animals species evolved from a handful of them that survived in the Ark.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which is how we know the Bible (and book of Enoch) isn't a science book

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no real logic to the religiously zealous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the whole debate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except right should be the red line mysteriously materializing on the other side of the blue line.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the opposite though, I've never heard a creationist claim that current species can't evolve further, just that life originated more recently

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I've never heard a creationist claim that current species can't evolve further

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Current evolutionary theory is a shit show though, this is what gives them their ammo. Boomers love reductionism and want everything to be genes and so extended evolutionary synthesis will have to wait until Boom Booms retire.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess, it's some ancient bullshit when we barely knew anything about DNA. 1990s?

          • 2 months ago
            Chud Anon

            This isn’t true, new species can be made within one human lifetime from species that have short generations such as bacteria and insects.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Believing the right one requires you to believe a genetic equivalent of "satan buried fake dinosaur bones in the ground to weaken our faith".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A guy finds a femur bone in the ground and constructs an entire lineage around it. Otherwise, if you point out the obvious fact that dinosaurs are the modern dragons minus the fire breathing, then you have to reconcile the historical framing of "millions of years".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >genetic limit
        You shouldn’t be able to get a job until you pass university biology 101

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an all-powerful creator could just create a world where it looks like evolution happened
      Better yet an all powerful creator could wish a universe into existence, where through evolution in a matter of a couple billion years intelligent life would evolve to worship said creator.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I the all mighty god have decided to tell the monkeys I created the world one way but then I created it another way but actually I just made it look like I created it the second way and made it look like I didn't create it the first way. If you don't believe this I will torture you forever.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's quite amusing

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it should be great chicken

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

      We know T-Rex didn't have feathers from skin impressions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't change the fact that it's an improvement

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a t-rex. It's carnotaurus. Pretty well made too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just found some bones in the dirt and pulled a dinosaur out of their asses with them. For all you know those bones belong to giant birds or dragons or something. You have no idea the appearance or from of those species. It's just made up.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I though creationists claim dinosaurs didn't exist and God created the Earth with huge bones underground just for keks?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, look at this Christian charity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really is cool of them to have free tickets for kids, I live near Orlando and man this would sure make Disney trips a lot easier on the wallet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your kids don't want to learn about Noah's sceptic system or look at cheap plastic dinosaurs. They want to ride rollercoasters and stuff. You are the worst parent.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kids don't like plastic dinosaurs
          You never had to look after a toddler, had you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/bKmy03p.jpg

            The Ark Encounter has ziplines, shows, and a full-on zoo.
            I WAS there with kids recently and they loved it!
            (Also plastic dinosaurs are something kids love lol. And they have them, yeah, in dioramas but there's also one of the world's largest and most complete allosaurus skeletons [which they themselves found] and lots of other fossils on display; something I particularly enjoyed since allosaurus was one of my favorites as a kid)

            Proof: pic related, I got the t-shirt

            Well I guess children are easily gaslit so you should know what they like, having the same mentality as them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            haters gonna hate

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nonsequitur. I have no desire to see this overpriced abomination

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Ark Encounter has ziplines, shows, and a full-on zoo.
          I WAS there with kids recently and they loved it!
          (Also plastic dinosaurs are something kids love lol. And they have them, yeah, in dioramas but there's also one of the world's largest and most complete allosaurus skeletons [which they themselves found] and lots of other fossils on display; something I particularly enjoyed since allosaurus was one of my favorites as a kid)

          Proof: pic related, I got the t-shirt

        • 2 months ago
          Chud Anon

          >taking your kids to worship at the cult of the rat

          That’s no better

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right, that's why we go to Knottsberry Farm instead.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >therefore, cult of the israelite

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you even know CA?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you've ever owned chickens you can tell they're little dinosaurs

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