I read 1600 pages a day, mostly classics now. AMA ig

I read 1600 pages a day, mostly classics now. AMA ig

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you actually retain? Can you remember a majority of the specifics of the book you read five books ago?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even I was younger, about 98%. Now I'm lucky to remember 50%. I've read a ton of crap books

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peh... Even reading the classics can't take a fool out of you. Oh, lord. Someday, kid, you'll stop saying 'crap.' God help you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blow it out of your piehole, grampa

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You never know.
        You may retain more than you know. Being able to access it though...
        CAPTCHA: SPGHTR

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last 10 books you've finished?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fairy tail, Moby Dick for about the 50th time, look homeward, Angel, desolation angels, the latest drizzt book, the silmarillion for the 50th time, the grapes off wrath probably for the 20th time, ancient lights, Paradise Lost for the 3rd time, why do we exist. I actually like non-fiction a lot better

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look homeward, Angel
        Is it good?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I liked it a lot

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thinking of getting it. God, there are so many books. How do you prioritize what you read btw? Or do you just read whatever you like at the moment?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I once used recommended books from lists but now I just read whatever strikes my fancy. I like a lot of different genres and subjects so I am never without something to read. If it's good or not is a whole different ballgame. Now, if the book doesn't capture my interest in the first chapter, I generally won't finish it. Life is too short for bad literature

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are some famous books that didn't really did it for you right from the first chapter?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Winter is Our Discontent was like that to me. It was halfway through the book before I realized that it was a bank heist Well worth the read

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the grapes off wrath probably for the 20th time
        If your retention rate is 50% you'd know how many times you've read it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          After so many books, one loses track of them all but I suspect you would know nothing about that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry dude, an impressive claim made on an anonymous image board is doubtlessly going to be interrogated to ascertain its validity. I don't poke holes to insult, but to uncover the truthfulness of the story; naivety gets you nowhere online.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's ok. Why would I lie tho? I have no identity here. What do I gain from lying?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            homies lie here all the time about reading books or giving their opinion on books they never read. I’m not that anon but extremely skeptical too. I suppose it’s possible to skim that many pages if you’re “reading” 12+ hours a day, or Stephen King tier books. I’m doubtful that you can read GR and Ulysses in the same day and get anything from it. Don’t act surprised when far fetched claims are met with skepticism

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly don't care so believe what you want

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot to mention the part where he claimed 188 IQ

            That's about 6 standard deviations from the mean, it's like claiming to be 8 feet tall. You should know he's probably LARPing from that alone.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I’m also 8 ft tall though..

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based Olympian god come to earth to shitpost on IQfy. Do you have a preferred type of animal sacrifice btw?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm an hour

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last night she said
    "Oh, baby, don't feel so down"
    "Oh, it turn' me off when I feel left out"
    So I, I turned 'round
    Oh, baby, gonna be alright
    It was a great big lie, 'cause I left that night, yeah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Casablancaspilled

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if JC reads at all, I wouldn’t be surprised if he read non fiction but I hope fiction too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, Tennessee, what did you write?
        >I come together in the middle of the night
        >Oh, that's an ending that I can't write
        >'Cause I've got you to let me down

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name one book

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey shot

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you kill distractions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I set aside time to do nothing but read but distractions can still happen obviously. I read about 12-16 hours a day to hit 1600 pages a day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a neet? If so, based

        Based and Casablancaspilled

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm unskilled labor. Irish trash (76%) or so I've been told

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            1 mostly physical though I do own some kindle books
            2 it's in the thousands by now
            3 I have but I doubt I'll ever fit in such a place. An iq test (it took three days to take) taken at thirteen put me at a 188 IQ but I know that's way off. I just take tests well and have (had) a 98% eiditic memory. My grasp of things seems squarely average. It took me thirty days to read Moby Dick the first time. I bet I read each page 16-30 times just to understand it. I know a lot about boats and whaling now, at least. My favorite chapter from Moby Dick is the Specksnyder! I love that book

            >unskilled labor
            >super-genius iq but too humble to believe it
            >Irish ancestry
            I see, I see.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you take commonplaces?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not regularly but I commend anyone who does

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite ancient historian?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, never been asked that before. Herodotus

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Do you read mostly on kindle or what do you do with all of the books when you're done with them?
    2. How many physical books do you own?
    3. Have you considered grad school/academia? 1600 pages per day is probably a lot more than the average PhD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 mostly physical though I do own some kindle books
      2 it's in the thousands by now
      3 I have but I doubt I'll ever fit in such a place. An iq test (it took three days to take) taken at thirteen put me at a 188 IQ but I know that's way off. I just take tests well and have (had) a 98% eiditic memory. My grasp of things seems squarely average. It took me thirty days to read Moby Dick the first time. I bet I read each page 16-30 times just to understand it. I know a lot about boats and whaling now, at least. My favorite chapter from Moby Dick is the Specksnyder! I love that book

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >188 IQ
        >couldn't understand Moby Dick without reading each page 20 times
        At least make your bait consistent.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re as old as you say you are, the IQ test you took might’ve been the old ones of chronological age over mental age, which sometimes inflates scores.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the opposite of frying your brain on electronics. It’s hard but you are frying your brain on books. I am very skeptical though

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you gay,?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can there be nothing, "outside" this universe?
    What's beyond the nothing?

    WHAT?!

    >It's a ball
    What's outside the ball?

    Or better yet, how small can one shrink?
    God, I loved Robitussin DM
    keke
    Ant-Man in real life

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a former cinemaniac (4-12 films a day)... 1600 sounds like a fricking blissful vacation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      4-5 movies a day is nothing, done it several times w/o trying. 1600 pages is mindboggling, best I've done is 300 maybe.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, do you know of any good modern
    or just horror in general that is overlooked/underrated/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good modern horror*

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you stay comfortable for such long periods?
    Do you only read in English or in other languages too?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      An easy chair helps

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does your chair look like?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brown lazy boy. Those are amazing chairs

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read several books every nite when sleeping
    I put the books under the pillow and when I wake up surprise all the words are in my head
    I am not sure how this happens

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you on a death row?
    How many years your lawyer has claimed you? What prospect on a big day? What's your take on the happy meal?
    I've heard that if a person gets a lifetime sentence he turns into a lazy sloth but if you put him on a green mile, he can chugg down the whole library in a no time and its such a sad scene on the big day for we are losing an self made intellectual we will never be ourselves...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's like 2 pages a minute. I didn't even know that was possible. Anyway, why don't you become a lawyer/doctor/professor?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible but OP is probably missing a bunch of stuff by speedreading.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't speedread necessarily. I've been a reader for 49 years so that helps. My speed jumped prodigiously around age 31

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably on speed

      https://i.imgur.com/vo0D0Sr.jpg

      I read 1600 pages a day, mostly classics now. AMA ig

      Last night she said
      "Oh, baby, don't feel so down"
      "Oh, it turn' me off when I feel left out"
      So I, I turned 'round
      Oh, baby, gonna be alright
      It was a great big lie, 'cause I left that night, yeah

      Based and Casablancaspilled

      Go to bed Julian

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lawyer
      >Bro bro bro why don’t you become a parasite bro. Bro bro bro just get a meme degree bro cause you read real good and page number high bro you gotta be a parasite

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read 50-60 pages(max) per day. I spend most of my free time shitposting, I think I can up that number to at least 100-150 if I actually read instead of browsing this shithole

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is you retention rate?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor now but I suspect that is because of age tbh

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the thickness of your glasses?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not too bad

      what does your chair look like?

      I'm aware, thanks

      >188 IQ
      >couldn't understand Moby Dick without reading each page 20 times
      At least make your bait consistent.

      I was really stoned in my defense

      [...]
      [...]
      He has to sleep so he’s probably only awake for 2/3rds of those minutes so OP is literally asking us to believe that he’s consistently knocking out pages of shit like Ovid’s Metamorphoses and War and Peace in like 20 seconds or less without having to stop, reread, highlight or take notes.

      Believe it. Don't. I don't give two flying tin shits and you can take that to the bank

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are 1440 minutes in a day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >minute a page

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >minute a page

      >188 IQ
      >couldn't understand Moby Dick without reading each page 20 times
      At least make your bait consistent.

      He has to sleep so he’s probably only awake for 2/3rds of those minutes so OP is literally asking us to believe that he’s consistently knocking out pages of shit like Ovid’s Metamorphoses and War and Peace in like 20 seconds or less without having to stop, reread, highlight or take notes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm aware, thanks

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have preference for book size and fontsize? Do you go out of your way to meet those preferences or is it just "if it's good I'm happy otherwise whatever"?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gently skimmed the thread—how is a 49 year old managing to read for half a day?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spend 16 hours a day doing it and I'm 52

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How? Average work day is eight hours. Unless you work nights as a security guard, I don't see how it's possible. Maybe there's something I'm missing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read on my days off, first off

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            OP: I read 1600 pages a day
            You: I only read on my days off
            Is this a larp? Of course it is.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say only. Try reading comprehension

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you feel like a slave to the authors you read? I mean, you spend all day internally reciting words that aren't yours, imagining stuff according to someone else's prescription. Don't you often disagree with the author's sense of poetry, or opinions, and regret reading their stuff as if a blank page would be more valuable?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read so little books in my life, I have legitimate trouble focusing and getting into a story. Non-fiction is a bit easier, but also hard. When I read my mind wanders off quite easily, if the book is bad, I start thinking of something else. If the book is good and genuinely thought provoking, I need to stop and think about each sentence, I end up thinking of something else again. I often get lost in fictional stories, not understanding character's relationships, descriptions and having to go back to when the author first mention them to understand. Sometimes I don't understand if a scene is tragic or comic, if it's something like a big revelation or if it's something already mentioned before that I simply missed. The internet fried my brain and I'm a lousy reader. My reading history includes a lot of prefaces, introductions and first chapters of a bunch of books I've left unfinished.

    How do I develop the habit of reading?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I read 1600 pages a day
    literally impossible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible - I do it frequently. I am 55 on disability benefits with dreams to become an academic some day.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you dedicate so much time to the thoughts of others? Have you no ideas of your own you want to spent time meditating on and perfecting?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if this was real, reading 1600 pages a day defeats the purpose of a book. They are a journey and part of your life for a week or so. Reading something like Les Miserables, W&P, or Proust (a 2 day read for this guy) in a day would deaden the experience

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey Harold, how's the weather in hell?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This moron is literally LARPing as Manny on goodreads (plebs)

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty fun binge reading fantasy or fiction books all day. You don't want retention so much as you want an escape.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a life outside of reading 1600 pages a day?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so you re-read Infinite Jest every day?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read 1601 pages a day.

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