I saw this conspiracy theory about Shakespeare on?

I saw this conspiracy theory about Shakespeare on IQfy. Any truth to it?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymousn
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anime pfp
      into the trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic people were never funny, and damn twitter for making them think so.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Duke of orange used to be the go to for conspiracies about Shakespeare authorship, as well as Marlowe or something like that. I'm not sure what they base this stuff on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is clear Bacon, De Vere, and Marlowe worked together. Shakespeare "shake spear" was a collective team of people.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        De Vere was a courtier and a mediocre poet (some of his shit survived and is stylistically distant from the Bard), he was not Shakespeare. Keep posting your moronic little diagrams. Pareidolia much, homosexual? Nice way of spending your last days.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Longstanding debate, not 'conspiracy'. There are any number of sussy ciphers present in the first folios and an all encompassing nescience regarding the importance and ubiquity of 'occult' in Western arts and letters of the day is to blame.

          Imagine believing someone would write Hamlet, King Lear, or any other fricking play of his and think, 'I'm going to sign this masterpiece with someone else's name.'
          Anyone who falls for this kind of silly shit wants to be smarter than the rest. It's the type of person desperately to be in the joke, any joke, and it doesn't matter if it's nonsense.

          Shakespeare conspiracies are pretty dumb. They all boil down to:
          >Shakespeare was too smart.
          >We don't know what he looks like.
          >His grave is hella sus.
          Because of these three key reasons people have speculated all sorts of ridiculous shit about who Shakespeare really was or if he was a group of people. But these three key points are non-arguments.

          >t. no gods no masters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"shake spear"
        it's ''shake pear'', ie homophone of ''s'hake peer''

        ie the peers of hake, ie this guy and his relative
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hake?useskin=vector

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega cringe.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These folios are obviously littered with ciphers and gematria and they point to de Vere. But why would he need or want to hide his identity? Is Shakespeare the Satoshi Nakamoto of 17th century England? Is it all for the sake of art or to create a more noble mythos? Are Freemasons just having a lark at our expense? Was it a letterless grain merchant all along?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is clear Bacon, De Vere, and Marlowe worked together. Shakespeare "shake spear" was a collective team of people.

      De Vere hated Italy. Shakespeare, who never went there, loved it and was fascinated by it. Obviously different people, except for schizos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the worst lie of all, the all encapsulating "there is zero evidence".

        There are hundreds of links between Hamlet and de Vere's life. It was core to J.T.Looney identifying this a century ago.
        We have catalogues of stuff such as de Vere staying in a house in Milan that held only one of two copies that you need quotable access to.
        The "he doesnt know Italy" argument is just asking for Waugh to give you two, one hour lectures on why that's just complete crap.
        We have De Vere's own bible, held at the Folger library, full of quotes underlined and the Folger making out we can't do handwriting tests on underlining. It is incontestably De Vere's, it has incontestably been in the hands of someone who either was obsessed with shakespeare or was shakespeare.

        The evidence doesnt go away, it keeps piling up. It has done for a century and since the start of this century and the interweb it has reached another level, some wrong admittedly.
        There have been at the same intensive efforts by Stratfordians to find the handwriting, find a letter from somebody talking about him, anything. Evidence of him hanging around Oxford, sommat, anything. So far we have a tiny embroidered initial that Michael Wood extrapolates to Elizabeth Arden reading Shoikspayer Greek classics. It's so insane, is all of History and English like this ?.
        (De Vere would himself, or at the very least his friend and tutor, actually translate Ovid, something the entire work seems to reflect.)

        The cryptography, blatant though it is, is systematically dismissed. Not because it isn't searingly obvious. What I have on the Sonnets title page is undeniable. But because it's the wrong answer. Having all that stuff all in the same place, all massively appropriate to Hemetecism and ending up stating
        BY GOD AND DE VERE
        which it then proceeds to do on the dedication page with astonish eloquence.

        If I'd draw Anne Hathaway in a second best bed we'd all be delighted wouldn't we.
        For the record, in Brannaghs quite bizarre film he uses the second best bed as a central plot device. There is indeed an addendum to the will, it has the only reference to his wife and awards her "the *second* best bed". There was a Jacobethan family court and she'd have been entitled to 1/3 if she had not been listed. So she's been slapped in so he only has to give her a bed, and not even the big one.
        Even the film itself concedes there were issues within the marriage. Brannagh makes out it identifies his wife as second among equals. It's just whacky bullshit as is his borderline tasteless stuff with Hamnet.

        If this was anything else we would not be having this fight. De Vere employed just about anyone ever associated with the authorship question. He paid for and lent money for most of the theatres in blackfriars and then the move outside of the city. He is totally central to the real story, which is hardly surprising.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute cope. Are you ESL btw, because this is terribly written.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never went there
        >wrote with great detail about it
        Sounds legit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Elizibethan era is the literal "golden age" of pseudonyms thats why.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Logo about it, he's a De Verean. It's not completely batshit, the meme about Shakespeare not being able to write his own name is true if we take his signatures, his only existant works by his own hand, as evidence: each example is misspelt differently.
      https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus
      https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/08/05/justice-stevens-dissenting-shakespeare-theory
      https://shakespeareoxfordfellowship.org/

      >But why would he need or want to hide his identity?
      Simply to evade defamation law suits and creditors, which were very common in the period and could land you in a debtors prison. Using a strawman as a legal identity was like somebody using a limited liability company today, a way of placing legal and financial responsibilites at arms length from the actual person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mispelled
        Spelling wasn't consistent. The wikipedia page debunking this gives Spencer as an example, look at his signatures. Spelling wss completely inconsistent in Middle English, Chaucer and the Pearl Poet spelled the same word differently in the same line. By the time of the printing press spelling had become more consistent but spelling was still not standardized, look at Golding's Ovid. And Shakespeare wasn't particularly well educated.

        >Defamation
        Why would De Vere publish his sonnets under Shakespeares name. He already published his own poetry and had a reputation, why would he hide the fact that he wrote the sonnets? And Shakespeare wrote the Henriad in part as Tudor propaganda, if he was incognito why would he strive to stay on the good side of the monarchs? He changed his politics with King James, why suck up if you were incognito?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And a third of the plays came out after De Veres death. The theory is moronic.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine believing someone would write Hamlet, King Lear, or any other fricking play of his and think, 'I'm going to sign this masterpiece with someone else's name.'
    Anyone who falls for this kind of silly shit wants to be smarter than the rest. It's the type of person desperately to be in the joke, any joke, and it doesn't matter if it's nonsense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine believing someone would write Hamlet, King Lear, or any other fricking play of his and think, 'I'm going to sign this masterpiece with someone else's name.'

      It actually makes sense if you buy into the rosicrucian argument that these are political works meant to usher in a new era enlightenment, away from religious, and monarch rule.

      The plays mostly ignore abrahamic religion for one.

      You see how the freemasons are they are all over Shakespeare with all them occult symbols.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the thing, anon: these “arguments” make no sense unless you desperately want to be the smart guy who realized a hidden secret (that doesn’t exist).
        Shakespeare was a raunchy dude with an extraordinary pen. There’s no conspiracy. Life is dull like that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine believing someone would write Hamlet, King Lear, or any other fricking play of his and think, 'I'm going to sign this masterpiece with someone else's name.'
          Anyone who falls for this kind of silly shit wants to be smarter than the rest. It's the type of person desperately to be in the joke, any joke, and it doesn't matter if it's nonsense.

          This. It's the same reason why virtually every "The CIA did X!" and "The government has X!" conspiracy theory falls apart. All it takes is one guy to blow the whistle, or in this case take credit for the work.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No this is different, this kind of conspiracy gets a pass because it puts down and destroys a beloved part of western culture and tradition.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't read all of Shakespeare's plays, but aren't they mostly pro-monarchy? Sure, there are a few evil kings, but the institution itself is never viewed as evil. In fact, much of his works advocate for the idea of a legitimate monarchy.
        The most common archetypes in Shakespeare is that of a pious king who listens to God, and the opposite, a wicked, almost atheistic king.
        Saying Shakespeare was an attempt to move Europe away from religious and monarchical rule seems just wrong

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but aren't they mostly pro-monarchy?
          yes, extremely so

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone who falls for this kind of silly shit wants to be smarter than the rest. It's the type of person desperately to be in the joke, any joke, and it doesn't matter if it's nonsense.

      surely you could make your argument without speculating upon the presumed social inadequacies of your opponents.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare conspiracies are pretty dumb. They all boil down to:
    >Shakespeare was too smart.
    >We don't know what he looks like.
    >His grave is hella sus.
    Because of these three key reasons people have speculated all sorts of ridiculous shit about who Shakespeare really was or if he was a group of people. But these three key points are non-arguments.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its all true

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shakespeare was a black woman.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shakespeare was a collection of proto-freemasons
    Just obviously false. Shakespeare is a crypto-Catholic

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rosecrutians
    i love how this 400 year old shitpost has continued to inspire historical revisionist crankery to this day. even nation of islam and the belief in the scientist yakub originate from weird rosecrutian shit if you go back far enough

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've also heard that shakespeare was the name given to a troupe of actors that performed the plays, not an individual writer, but the freemason bit is new. It's hard to reconcile the goal of destablizing the monarchy with the history of Elizabeth loving the plays and constructing the globe theater and being a massive arts patron.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your move Stratfordians...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah! This settles it. I mean how much clearer can you get than EOVERE with the heckin’ Es connected!?!?!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah! This settles it. I mean how much clearer can you get than EOVERE with the heckin’ Es connected!?!?!?

      They've barely had to move the letters to make it work. Checkmate

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say he couldn't have written plays because he describes trees and stuff he never saw in real life but what if he just saw a painting of them or his friend described them to him.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Shakespeare were anonymous, and there were no written record of him being someone else, why would he take care to pander to the current royal family, and why would he have his own personal love narrative in his sonnets?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was me, it was all me. Ol' Will was sucking wieners and fricking male asses and getting fricked in the ass my dicks while I worked on the plays - Hamlet, Omlet, King Lear, the list goes on...

      People on IQfy have a fetish for possessing “secret knowledge” about the world. It makes them feel special and smart. Theyre the type to write “Wrong,” because they’re annoying weird little people.

      bizarre samegay

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was me, it was all me. Ol' Will was sucking wieners and fricking male asses and getting fricked in the ass my dicks while I worked on the plays - Hamlet, Omlet, King Lear, the list goes on...

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People on IQfy have a fetish for possessing “secret knowledge” about the world. It makes them feel special and smart. Theyre the type to write “Wrong,” because they’re annoying weird little people.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong,

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but you're on IQfy

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    A moron from the countryside with barely any record of his existence wrote eloquently about places as far away as Vienna with exacting detail!!!
    YOU CAN'T JUST HECKIN!!!!!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes De Vere is shakespeare but I dont know about any of that other shit

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://shakespeareoxfordfellowship.org/top-reasons-why-edward-de-vere-17th-earl-of-oxford-was-shakespeare/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1991/10/the-case-for-oxford/306478/
      This one was also interesting. I normally despise the Atlantic, but here we are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no archive link
        no wonder you're moronic enough to believe this nonsense

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          grow a pair

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly true

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    years from now people are going to hold serious debates about whether or not scifi authors were time travelers for correctly predicting basic shit like airpods.
    >HE WAS HECKING BORN IN 1920!
    >HOW WOULD HE KNOW ABOUT SELF DRIVING CARS?!

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe any of that De Vere nonsense.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's been debunked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like that.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    While we're on the subject, any good schizobooks on Freemasonry?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen the work that Alan Green has done on this? Pretty interesting stuff, he staged a play at a church so he could secretly scan an alter to find there was a cavity in it. He thinks there are codes and information hidden in the works. True or not it's a fun rabbit hole to go down.
    https://tobeornottobe.org/

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people get so choked whenever discussing this topic? It's not as if people are seriously suggesting a black woman wrote the plays. It's either one highly intelligent Englishman or another (possibly two or three working in tandem). It should be a matter of academic curiosity, more than anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're equally stupid hypotheses unless you're a dan brown loving moron

  27. 8 months ago
    LARPagan

    Its true.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was sicilian

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