I think I pissed off a work friend.

He's a cool dude and he learned that I am into music so he invited me over to check his "bangin' system" and when I arrived... this is what he had.

He proceeded to play some trap and I was like "you can't even hear half the music..." and he thought I was talking bollocks. So next weekend I invited him down to flat and we listened to the same music on my ACTUAL stereo system and he just sat there sulking.

Sorry Amandeep, you were a cool dude and I should have kept this strictly a work friendship.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fictional elements in this story:
    >friends
    >jobs
    >stereos
    >indians
    >flats
    >feelings
    >non-fictional elements:
    >reddit spacing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spacing
      lurk moar gaygit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then this gay went to work for google and didn't ruin it, nor reddit. They were already in the process of ruination all on their own.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she doesn't know
          mootykins was the mastermind behind it all. He's the grand israelite, running everything. All so he can finally become the little girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying moot wasn't a ledditor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, IQfy is Leddit v0.7. We all know that, your point? That has nothing to do with Reddit Spacing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That actually got to him? Wait, how did you deliver the message his setup was dog shit?

        That's not
        even "reddit spacing".
        I believe
        this is.

        >t. stupid idiots that give morons a bad rap

        So ''reddft spacing'' is when you leave some space between sentences so it doesn't look like some unreadable block of text? What's the ''non-reddit'' alternative, pic related?

        >paragraphs are unreadable blocks of text
        Earth's extinction cannot come fast enough

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

          That actually got to him? Wait, how did you deliver the message his setup was dog shit?

          That's not
          even "reddit spacing".
          I believe
          this is. (You)
          >>t. stupid idiots that give morons a bad rap
          YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT OH MY GOD.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moronic logic. You don't "habitually" press the key twice, when you are used to pressing the key once.

          Reddit spacing is when a ledditor presses the key only ones, used to how it works on reddit, where it automatically formats to one line break.

          Picrel is the oldest posts on /m/ on tbharchive from before this debate stems. Old enough to end this lame debate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            two line breaks*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >language cant evolve
            moronic logic, my pictures explain why and how it is and all yours do is show that language does actually evolve. Thanks for proving that point, idiot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I just explained why your picrel logic is moronic.

            You don't 'habitually' double press when your habit is to press only once for the same result. You insist the opposite. It'd make more sense, but still be as historically wrong, to claim that it's reddit spacing because they try to format it like they see on reddit.

            And this has frick all to do with the 'evolution of language'. Reddit still probably uses the same auto formatting and 4chinz hasn't changed in that regard either. The only thing that has changed is newbies believing that what I am doing is reddit spacing, and so they start reddit spacing and that becomes the norm. That doesn't change that they're still the newer ones on this shithole and that what they do is still Reddit spacing.

            There are other anons who have a explanation picrel for my case, and it's posted here sometimes, but I don't have it. I just posted proof.

            This whole idiocy started because 'Reddit Spacing' is a shit term. It's meant to point to the typing habits of redditors, but the word actually means the resultant formatting, giving birth to this moronic confusion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You didnt explain shit moron get the frick out with your doublethink bullshit
            >if you dont think like me, youre a newbie
            LMAO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Moot is a newbie and so are you, and so am I.

            The only thing I am saying is that you are newer than me. And that's a fact because you don't actually know the proper story behind reddit spacing first hand while I do.

            >You didnt explain shit

            ok

            >You don't 'habitually' double press when your habit is to press only once for the same result. You insist the opposite. It'd make more sense, but still be as historically wrong, to claim that it's reddit spacing because they try to format it like they see on reddit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing, trollboy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Language evolves, the rules for writing it doesn't.

            And I just explained why your picrel logic is moronic.

            You don't 'habitually' double press when your habit is to press only once for the same result. You insist the opposite. It'd make more sense, but still be as historically wrong, to claim that it's reddit spacing because they try to format it like they see on reddit.

            And this has frick all to do with the 'evolution of language'. Reddit still probably uses the same auto formatting and 4chinz hasn't changed in that regard either. The only thing that has changed is newbies believing that what I am doing is reddit spacing, and so they start reddit spacing and that becomes the norm. That doesn't change that they're still the newer ones on this shithole and that what they do is still Reddit spacing.

            There are other anons who have a explanation picrel for my case, and it's posted here sometimes, but I don't have it. I just posted proof.

            This whole idiocy started because 'Reddit Spacing' is a shit term. It's meant to point to the typing habits of redditors, but the word actually means the resultant formatting, giving birth to this moronic confusion.

            >Every sentence is a paragraph
            > . . . but I do it for readability, not because I failed 7th grade grammar class and don't understand basic writing structure

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >failed 7th grade grammar class and don't understand basic writing structure
            no u gayit

            the internet isn't the shitty novel you've been procrastinating on for half a decade. It isn't going to be perfect and nobody will give you any points for adhering to language conventions blindly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >adhering to language conventions blindly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you have to space after typing your lines because
            >BECAUSE DA ROOLZ SAID SO
            frickin' lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reddit spacing is moronic, putting a new line in between shit you say has been the norm on IQfy for a long fricking time before reddit became the boogie man.

          No one likes reading a fricking giant ass block of text, you used to get b***hed at for doing it, but now because reddit requires it to post more than 1 line for some moronic reason, that's the hallmark of a boogieman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no one likes reading
            Clearly shown by your stupid post

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because this is SO much nicer to read then a line break, because a fricking wall of text, yes I do believe that term came from IQfy used against people who didn't break their shit up, is not something ANYONE wants to fricking read. and none of us are professional writers writing for books that cost more money to print depending on pages so the writing needs to to be optimized for the format.

            and at the point that you use a single line break
            you may as well not even bother because look
            it creates the same issue with being a wall of text
            just because its a bit smaller and compact does not
            make it look better

            but the idea being spread out between a double space, you know, the shit that for around what, 25 years everyone has had to do in school, its nicer to read.

            again, this fricking boogie man reddit spacing bullshit is so fricking tiresome to read

            people like you have been b***hing about it for at least 5 years now

            I mean for frick sake do you not understand how moronic you are?

            I mean it is funny to think that all it takes to filter you is this

            if it wasn't, then you may actually go after points someone makes instead of being easily ignored.

            the same reason I give near 0 shits about grammar, the people who want to find any reason to ignore your idea or discredit what you write will GLADLY latch onto a missing ' or an uncapped i to claim victory, but really, it just filtered their opinion out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A pic. for ants followed by a composition of unreadable run-on sentences with a specific type of spacing added halfway through.
            tl;dr

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not a pic for ants dip shit, that's one one of your fricking lines looks like on my monitor 3734x133

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This you, op?

        >so reddit that he can't even say homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actually got to him? Wait, how did you deliver the message his setup was dog shit?

      That's not
      even "reddit spacing".
      I believe
      this is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indians are real, unfortunately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So ''reddft spacing'' is when you leave some space between sentences so it doesn't look like some unreadable block of text? What's the ''non-reddit'' alternative, pic related?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't read a fricking paragraph

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spacing
      lurk moar gaygit

      newbies have no idea what redditspacing even means now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ai post

      may be ai as well who knows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am truly impressed with the amount of butthurt this caused, well done.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the last two lines that did it too.
        Amazing how breaching expectations or "rules" will cause some posters to short circuit their brain until they get the last word lol

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just frick him in the ass and you'll be fine

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taking the time to make up a fake story to impress anonymous people on an anime forum about how superior you wish you were
    seek help

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many channels is your setup

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You let a pajeet into your home? I hope you didn't let him sit on your sofa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he shit in toilet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but into the designated shitting hallway.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True IQfyner here since 1985, we never used the enter key at all back then. Just write the longest single message you can without pushing enter at all. This way your message also takes up more room than the other guys, which means you win.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you need to write so much text that the line-breaks matter -- write a fricking blog post.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh man, If I took you to my flat and play you some actual 6 channel music you would be the one sulking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stereo is all you need. Multi-channel is a gimmick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. pleb

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No audiophiles care about multi-channel. There are zero good native multi-channel recordings. It's a gimmick.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a good thread, I'm happy I was lurking IQfy at this point in time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >repeating yourself in greentext as if it makes a difference
    >youre worse than me because i KNOW BETTER
    Oh man i just remembered that calling it anything but reddit spacing is just bait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did I say you were worse? I just said you were newer. Is that an insult to you? If it is then it shouldn't be, the less time you have been exposed to this webshite, the better. I am ashamed of myself, but I'm here forever. Don't take everything as an personal attack on yourself anon, we're all friends here. The newbie-oldgay game will always be here as long as there are temporal differences in site culture.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're newer than me so i know better
    Hahaha
    >but that's not a bad thing or anything even though i was just using it to dismiss anything you might say based on that assumptions
    HAHAHAHA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but that's not a bad thing or anything even though i was just using it to dismiss anything you might say based on that assumptions
      I am not dismissing anything based on any assumption. I provided proof to back it up. Like I said, don't take internet banter on your ego anon. What I said was factually true but not knowing an irrelevant piece of internet trivia doesn't make you worse than me, nor do I claim that it does.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nonsensical word salad after failing to prove or adequately explain anything but still presenting it as THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH
    Figures lol at least youre not reddit spacing anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you're trolling. Got it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so you're actually doing what i've been doing this whole time, got it
    Hey you certainly are acting the part, obsessively checking this thread to see if i have said anything to make sure the guy that called your stupid fricking typing style the buzzword. :^)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So are you anon.

      Seems we both have too much time on our hands.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Five seconds of checking my replies takes no time unlike constantly checking to see if any post was made contradicting you. Dont even pretend we're the same you reddit spacing homosexual lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are literally the only ones posting here newgod. and IQfyx has a thread watcher that can notify me when a post is made. Were you hit on your head as a child?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We are literally the only ones posting
        Hey! I'm not you or that other guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That still takes you opening the thread watcher and checking to see if a post, not a reply, has been made. Saying that doesn't dispel what the other guy said.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know for a fact that everybody in this thread besides me is replying to me lol.

          I have no life anon, what else do you expect?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see a literal one post made in an active thread
    >OH IT'S THAT GUY TALKING TO ME I JUST KNOW IT
    meds

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golly gee Mr. Anon Anonymous, I am so so sorry. Please excuse me for confusing you with this other gentleman Mr. Anon Anonymous.

    I must have been blind as rocks to not notice.

    shiggy diggy

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a waste of double dubs. Take your meds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u mad?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    U projectin'?

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