I want to consoom

how do i shed my endless lust for useless hipster toys

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    beatings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no that only turns me on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then beat you until you shut down.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting in a shill thread

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's it a good console? Considering getting one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know but I hate that i'm on the verge of pulling the trigger on it. it doesn't even have a fricking backlight, there's no reason anybody should want it but i kinda do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just recall the time I upgraded my smartphone and then ended up doing the exact same normie stuff I did on the the new one. Immediately kills any desire to consoom despite having the cash to do so.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this, getting something new but proceeding to do the same shit as before. Old habits die hard, which is why I hesitate buying any new shit and do my best to get by with what I have right now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw this turd while looking through the IQfy's recommended games wiki, apparently it's one of the only 3 handhelds on the market at the moment. The others being the Switch and some chinkshit emulation handheld. Some big name devs like Lucas Pope and the Katamari dev made games for it but it's mostly diversity hire shit. I'd rather play the Gizmodo or N-Gage than this hipster crap.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and some chinkshit emulation handheld
        hahaha, no the evercade is much worse than that, it's a 150~ dollar device that people pay 25+ dollars to play relicensed atari games on
        you can get chinkhelds that can emulate up to PS1 for the price of some of the carts for an evercade

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evercade doesn't do emulation their gimmick is that they're a modern cartridge based system.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Evercade doesn't do emulation
          lmao it's only emulation anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's my bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally any Anbernic shitbox will be better than this turd. You can get a game boy lookalike that can run Linux with a backlight that can play up to PS1 for $50.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    experiencing hardship and poverty once in your life

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it and hopefully you'll learn from your mistake.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious catburguer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the prolapsed anus?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the meat of the catburger. I took a small bite

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to trick yourself to attempt to buy end game gadgets, then be stubborn that it is the best.

    This is how internet communities are born.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want hipster toys, recommend me some

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon dildo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get an OP-1 field for maximum hipster homosexualry.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2k usd
        God damn that's a lot of hipster

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          final boss of hipster toys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flipper Zero
      Tangara
      Anything by Teenage Engineering
      That one wearable AI assistant

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the appeal of this thing? I mean it looks something new so my brain likes it but I wouldn't play games on it. I wouldn't even consider it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it kind of reminds me of the nature of flash games in way. like how almost all of them were free to play and made by one person with a lot of time on their hands as part of their hobby, so there was no seriousness to any of it. playdate feels like that, you can just make your own mini games and play others that you found on the internet. it's way too expensive for what it is though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want that kind of thing play pico-8 shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most games on it are paid
        you want pico 8

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not true. it has a store where most games are paid but the seasons games are free and it also has sideloading so you can install games from anywhere into it, and almost all of those are free as well.
          the app store wasn't originally supposed to be a part of it, at first it was going to just be the games that automatically download to the system twice a week and whatever you decide to install or develop yourself.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn i wish i could enjoy videogames again, last game i enjoyed was Skyrim or probably morrowind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy plenty of games, last game I loved was KCD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Damn i wish i could enjoy videogames again
      it's easy, just stop being a terminally online loser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last game i enjoyed was Skyrim or probably morrowind
      you never enjoyed games

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a used dsi and put twilight menu or whatever emulation software you want on an SD card. Then play every gba and nds game.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that IQfy is actively canvassed by marketing bots. This thread is an advertisement.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last place I want to advertise my hipster device to is a board of screeching pseudo-freetards tbqdesuh.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shift your addiction from expensive toys to cool sticks and rocks you fund in the woods. Those are free and it encourages you to go outside.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hipster consoomer thread
    really wish there was something cool to buy. I've been looking at old blackberry phones and they would be so cool if the bootloader was cracked

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