If you could live in one era for the rest of your life, which would it be?
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If you could live in one era for the rest of your life, which would it be?
If you could live in one era for the rest of your life, which would it be?
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Depends do I get to be rich and affluent or a working slob?
The days of Jesus Christ
Japan 1980s
This but also including the 90s and 2000s
but that's when it all goes to shit
Athens in 400BC
>pederast identified
homo!
Yummy boipucci T.T
Medieval France or Italy late 13th century
Sooo late enough in medieval history to watch it all come crashing down in the early 14th century?
crashing down? The peak of European civilizationis from the 14th century until the end of the 30 years war.
The Great Famine was a literal Malthusian die off that started in 1315 and Europe’s population wouldn’t recover for centuries, even today rural parts of Europe are still less populated than they were before this event. Chroniclers note that even kings were going hungry in this period.
And then right on the heels of the Great Famine was the Black Death which was this whole other can of worms that would royally suck to live through.
These two events not only shattered Europe’s population and caused average heights to plummet due to widespread malnutrition, it also shattered Europe’s faith in the church and laid the groundwork for the Protestant reformation and the shitshow of sectarian violence that ensued. Medieval Europe was unironically a nicer place to live than Early Modern Europe when knights had a higher chance of dying in a tournament than they did in battle
VGH, finally someone who actually knows shit about the late middle ages
Al-Andalus in the 10th century, when th demonic christians were still ver much deep into the Asturias
No archeological evidence that Córdoba was a city with 500k people
No archaeological evidence of battles by the Berbers against Iberians. It's almost as if native iberians simply welcomed their new Muslim overlords
There were as many Christians as muslims in Al-Andalus, you stupid inbred.
yep
The 27th century Utopia Planet of Phi Alpha Gamma-7
Tell me more.
You'll find out soon enough 😉
Anytime in Europe before Cucktianity
Why does its existence make you seethe so much?
Have fun constantly being covered in a film of grease, grug
Al-Ándalus during the golden age of Abd al-Rahman III
Working in a tannery.
yes, everything is for the prosperity of the caliphate of Córdoba
The 1990s in the USA.
I want to be a white American GI in the 40s.
Why doesn't the guy on the end get a jap gf? Seems unfair.
Patrician taste. My grandfather served in the Pacific and his eyes would light up when he talked about being stationed in Japan after the war and chasing geishas around Tokyo and then banging their brains out. Yes, he was a dirty old poon hound who described his sexual and military conquests to his grandsons. After the war he got a job as a technical writer for the military industrial complex making enough money to buy a house and he retired and collected a pension.
Based gramps, hope he left you some mutt bastard uncles over there.
Imagine being balls deep in an actual geisha while some seething Japanese incel is still holed up on an island ready to die for his emperor even though the war was over
very based and trad
You and your comrades have doomed humanity to suffocate on this tomb of a planet, thanks for your service!
Imagine fighting a war, defeating your enemies utterly, fricking their women, and then returning to some of the most prosperous times in American history (which were the result of your conquests in the old world.)
This is probably how the Romans felt right after the Punic Wars. Truly the Greatest Generation.
and it all started crashing down in twenty years. Leaving their grandkids to be a hated minority in their own countries.
Xviiith century gay french aristocrat so I can SADE premium bussy (and hopefully get SADED too)
>anal sex centuries before asswiping/cleaning/douching
no thanks
the fact that no one cleaned their ass even a hundred years ago is reason enough for me to prefer living now
Ptolemaic Alexandria
This one. Love my wife, family and friends.
Normie get out
Mesolithic West Eurasia.
in a tribe of 25, youd be infinitely more important than even the President of the US is today.
1950s US because I'm a moronic /misc/cel with no personality who believes ads are an accurate representation of reality.
okay lbjgay
I can't imagine what it's like being triggered and assblasted 24/7. Such a sad life.
dilate, mein n-word
I want to witness what happened during the Bronze Age Collapse, or maybe in the golden age of pirates/exploration.
Tenochtitlan in 1430
High and late Middle Ages in Western Europe, specifically France or England so I wouldn’t mind
> 11th, 12th, 13th and early and late 14th century and 15th century
11th century Song dynasty China
45,000 BP Europe
I would live in 1920s America in New York city.
Early to mid Industrial revolution in America, cool machines and I get to see all the cool stuff I could want nowadays, also firearms technology was getting pretty interesting as well as chemistry.
The age of exploration and sail frfr my guy no cap. Drinking on the job, BANGIN tunes, beef jerkey, hairy brown pussy, swordfights AND guns, smoking isn't bad for you, shipman's comraderie, and a sense of wonder at the world that is so absent these days, knowing that there is so much to discover and that you may be the very man to discover it, forever etching your name in the anals of history.
The 1500s
Either the Mediterranean during antiquity or Japan/Europe in the 1700s.
America after the civil war before ww1
Constantinople during the reign of John II Komnenos tbh.
Just give me the baby boomer life. I hate them but they had it great.
anywhere i can drink alcohol and own slaves
Post WW2 Europe or - even better - USA (as in your picrel) is probably objectively the best in quality of life overall.
If wanted something more exciting i'd go for Bronze or Iron Age Antiquity.