If you could meet a single literary character who would you pick?

If you could meet a single literary character who would you pick?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aslan would be cool. He's a lion who talks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/13eXIf7.jpg

      Bert

      Justine from "Justine"
      I want to rape her.

      e-girlta

      Great answers in this thread.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bert

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Justine from "Justine"
    I want to rape her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jane Eyre

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-girlta

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Socrates

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think does it taste like

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lestat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you join them Talamascan?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kolya from City of Thieves
    We'd frick, he's whisper sweet nothings to me in Russian, make me breakfast, and then climb out the window.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would pick you OP

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The author of My Diary tbh, the greatest literary work humanity has ever produced.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymouṡ

    No idea, but <pic attached> is my best shot at a fun evening at a Chinese restaurant with fictional characters. The key is to balance good talkers and good listeners. Doc, Gandalf & LL all have a huge fund of interesting stories and wisdom. Rosalind will keep LL interested in proceedings and Melanie will be a civilizing influence.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mephistopheles

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably have to pick someone from ancient greek literature, more specifically the illiad and odyssey, narrowing it down more then that would be a difficult pick

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlotte A Cavatica

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audrey, a country wench

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adolf Hitler

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met a character from my novel in a dream.
    decided to drop the work after 2nd draft but meeting the gal was a perk.
    her name was Kayleigh. kind of a high-strung, attractive psychology student, wavy, dirty-blonde hair, wore oversized glasses for the aesthetics. she was a secondary love interest who lived across the street from the protagonist - not even a main character in the story. there was a karaoke scene. she must have resonated on some deep level for my brain to pull that one out.
    in before
    >you suck ngmi
    yeah shut up. I told you I dropped it.
    think I'd like to meet Nicholas Nickleby. I feel like we would be friends.
    Kilgore Trout would be a hoot as well.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, and I'm not being facetious. He'd be the one I want to meet. Once an anon on /x/ claimed he met Christ at a houseparty. Normal looking guy, was shuffling a pack of cards, and told anon that whatever card he picked was his own (Christ's). anon picked a random card and it was the King of Hearts. Christ (?) smiled and walked away into the night. I thought that was pretty cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jfc, what a waste

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A Trinity of 22's? (You) must change your life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasted hex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHRIST IS KING
      HOLY DIGITS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnificent digits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hex, two pairs of 3's
      2+2+2+2+2+2=12
      12 were apostles
      Apostolic digits.
      1+2=3
      3 members of the Trinity.
      Trinitarian digits.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      23222222 meet 23111111

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    genie of the lamp
    then I could meet 3 other characters

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Old Prince Bolkonsky. I want to see what an “old guard” aristocrat was like. And probably Alcibiades as well. Just to see what an unhinged ancient was like.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ivan Denisovich Shukhov.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virgil.
    or Ignatius Jacques Reilly

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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