If you was getting top-tier artprostitute pussy and hanging out with likeminded beatniks such as youself, you would also get caught up in your own ego and quickly publish your books without taking time to edit it carefully.
He was young and silly. Why do we still hold it against him? I'm sure he's learnt his lesson. God knows the work I wrote at his age wasn't anywhere near as good, and I'm confident it's the same with yours, too.
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I have never read his work nor heard of him
newbie detected
Yeah
Now how bad is his work?
https://files.catbox.moe/n1l2zh.pdf
This is the book he published. He's a dark academic influencer who talks about literature, poetry and philsophy on his pretentious youtube channel/.
IQfy discovered his writing and tore into him and soon after Waldun tried to erase his writings from the internet. Also it's well believed he lurked here, hence how he knew he became a target.
I recommend checking the archives for other Waldun threads as the lore runs deep and it's quite funny
>well believed
There is irrefutable evidence. One of his videos where he talks about how he is a genius and the next James Joyce was posted in a thread. Within 30 minutes the video was deleted from YouTube.
please god let me see the video
It's deleted...you'd have to hope an anon archived it and has the link.
title, thread, or date?
I did some digging, as I am the leading Waldun expert on the board.
Here is an archived post that summarized Waldun lore and has a link to the video.
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/17023220#p17024369
The video
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-3OAnl6vFdNEiY_TFv62T5rFNrF5l2xB/view
As a leading Waldun scholar, do you by chance have a link to a PDF of There's a Tale to This City? The book he co-wrote with Jay the Author?
As far as I am aware, no pdf of that book has been uploaded. I've also heard it's not bad, because Jaidyn and Jay were able to heavily edit Waldun's writing and fix his ESL moronation. For this reason, Waldun scholars have ignored that work.
I would like to consider myself a Jay the Author scholar, and need to read his most seminal work to be able to confidently call myself that. I have spoken to him a few times and he seems quite nice and very passionate about writing, so I'm not surprised. I remember him telling me something along the lines of he started writing because he had so much to say, and went from there. Whereas with Waldun it's quite obvious his literary endevours were an extentsion of his pseud/dark academic personality change. Pretty interesting to compare the two, actually.
Jay stopped uploading videos. I think his trustfund money ran out and he was forced to get a job lol. Either that or he came off his bipolar high and gave up on writing.
Nah, his trustfund money is still intact as he travels around the world putting up poetry in every major city. Check out his instagram. He posted about how there were active attempts to deface his poetry and I assumed it was a fellow IQfyizen. Is there anyone who'd like to own up?
Those posts are from one year ago.
>last upload was a day ago
Nope, little Jack Kerouac is still rocking 'n' rolling!
I don't have an account so I can't view stories. Stories aren't real posts. Or we are talking about different accounts.
No, his actual fricking post. You're probably just looking at his pinned posts
Jay is the more cretinous of the two because he actually -- deludedly -- fancies himself a Real Artist, which is more despicable than simply being a pseud like Waldun.
Mein Godt, thank you
'Im not expecting this to be the greats piece of literature of the 21st C.'
Thank you for the QRD, where can I get a deep dive on Waldun lore? Kiwifarms hasn't heard of him.
Frick Kiwifarms, keep those freaks away from Waldun. Just check out the Warsou archive. There's tons of content.
Also check out Jay the Author's youtube channel as he has some videos with Waldun outside of Waldun's study. Gives you a good persepctive ontheir whole "neo-beats" movement, that, it's safe to say, failed.
Jay scrubbed a lot of his videos. Not sure if they are still up.
reposting this from an old thread:
Start your adventure here:
Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZpAiw3vio
Familiarization: https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFII
Our Man, Our Boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qRWrPDNbGw
Getting to know Jaidyn (SOUL):
Getting to know Jay (BODY):
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wPS2mriODdEnzko3Fh5k3L58mswruN7F/view
Getting to know Waldun (MIND):
The lack of self-awareness. The repressed homosexuality. His early masterpiece, The Learned Disguise, is the only way in. However, you can start your journey into this young man via his fashion advice as inspired by his daddy issues (trying to please him but realizing he must make his own path to self-discovery): https://youtu.be/TyTh_F0rc-A
Advanced Waldunianism:
Early Writings: https://web.archive.org/web/20201119140803/https://www.litpublication.com/
The Learned Disguise (PDF): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m1ddXBIvnyBwPgGJ_Qz9C7sxeF8GtZWx/view
Introduction to the HH:
Latest Release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJwJfZ758s
good place to start
>expect hong-kong (uk) like accent
>no accent
>still talks like a chink
i dont know what's going on w this dude. but it hurts to watch regardless of what he sounds like
He's Australian but speaks with an American accent, absolutely disgusting.
You can hear the vestiges of the australian accent in his speech lmao. He doesn't change the actual sounds the way australians do, but his voice rises and falls and goes nasal in the same places an australian's would. Shit's sad. There's nothing wrong with being australian, he's just so insecure he feels like he needs to hide even benign traits like his accent. I won't lie, I'm pretty insecure too but at least I'm not so completely yet transparently fake.
>There's nothing wrong with being Australian
My brother in Allah they are scoundrels
The funniest part of the Waldun saga is his stubborn insistence that he is NOT an ESL.
he's like a preppy turtle with a speech impediment
pathetic
my queen emmie would never
i want to put my dick in emmie's butt
IQfy - failed eceleb hugbox
The issue wasn't the editing. He's just a terrible writer.
he's older than me
i NEED him bouncing and moaning on it
We should be happy one of our own actually published something to be criticized. I happy he's doing well for himself and I hope his writing continues to grow.
>we did it IQfy!!!! some literally who just self-published on amazon!!!!
we aren't reddit
I'm not saying we should take credit but we should be trying to be inspired to publish our own works.
>be inspired
Nobody should be taking inspiration from this homosexual. He doesn't actually give a frick about writing at all. He's only interested in perpetuating the image of being a literary person. He's like everything that sucks about IQfy distilled down into one little gay asiatic.
cope. ur malding
>Beatnik
Laughable concept even at the height of actual beatnikism.
>He was young and silly
So was every beatnik, doesn't make it less gay.
Reminder that Laccademy buckbroke + psyopped KDBooks so hard the big lad got unironically takbirfied. Another common Waldun W.
I thought this was a meme. Fricking hell, knew he was a wrong'un + probable nonce.
One day you're working your way through the Women's Booker Prize shortlist and before you know it you're the face of Welsh jihad.
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world.
The man is clearly grifting Islam to gain more popularity. You know the fat c**t is still necking pints and bacon butties when the cameras off
Your mistake is assuming we care whether he deserves it or not. We are cruel and unforgiving.
We
Are
Legion
>D list e-celeb tiktokker gossip/drama thread
>but get this, he's written a book!
I love 'on topic' threads
>If you was getting top-tier artprostitute pussy and hanging out with likeminded beatniks
Waldun wasn't doing any of this though
Cope, incel, picrel is Waldun's muse/girlfriend
Frick off if you don't like it, at least I'm talking about an actual IQfy personality/writer. Maybe you'd prefer all the thinly veiled /misc/ threads, moron?
(forgot to ITT)*
>Maybe you'd prefer all the thinly veiled /misc/ threads, moron?
Nice strawman. Such is life as an e-celeb worshipping off-topic poster. You're just as bad as them.
>noooo, I'm a miserable oldgay this board is exclusively for bitter philsophers and the same discussion of the same dozen books!!!
>nooo, how dare you make a thread talking about funny IQfylore
>how dare you have fun on my board?!!!!
Genuinely, frick off, please. People like you are the worst, trying to turn every hobbyboard into a soulless, gatekept crypt. We're allowed to have fun off /b/ so long as it's board specific (which this thread is, moron).
The jannies will decide the fate of this thread, not a self-rightous oldgay (probably not even an oldgay because oldgays used to post Waldun threads all the time).
lol ur seething and we are enjoying making quality philo threads and genuinely getting more learned while ur wanking to e celebs and gif. bye bye little homosexual
>lol ur seething and we are enjoying making quality philo threads and genuinely getting more learned while ur wanking to e celebs and gif. bye bye little homosexual
Apparently F. Gardner posts in Waldun's server, desperately trying to polish his balls at every instant, but because Waldun a)wants absolutely nothing to do with IQfy or IQfy at all and b)has the same opinion of Gardner as everyone else, the chat goes dead silent every time.
Kek, this is hilarious. I saw his goodreads review on one of Waldun's books and it was top cringe, proper suck dicking Waldun for as much clout as he can rinse him for. Have you got any screenshots of the Gardner chats in Waldun's server, tbh?
Haven't read the book, but this dick sucking is uncomfortable.
They have nothing in common except both bring attention hounds.
Gardner’s a massive troll. He’s teasing him. He’s said his actual intent is that he wants to sleep with him. Waldun obviously views him as nuts.
I take it this is the drama/gossip general thread for e-celeb tiktokkers that have written a book.
>picrel
I can't believe Jake Paul wrote a diss track about his brother Logan Paul it's so crazy how he thinks he can diss on the LoGang and get away with it.
Why are they so mean to each other? They are brothers, they are blood. They should have a better bond.
Sorry if that sounded fruity but it’s true.
Sure he's pretentious, egotistical and up his own ass sometimes (we're all litgays) but I can't stand how SELF ASSURED he comes across it's as if at the age of 20 he's figured out any kind of self-reflection he's ever needed to achieve, yeah right, I don't care if you're unfortunate to be in spotlight for that or not but I just can't stand self-assuredness it just smells of something I don't want to smell
Listening to the vid now trying to eat my Eddie Abew food I dunno whats making me more sick
>artprostitute pussy
I dont like tatted women
The best thing that ever happened to me was getting outed as an abuser and rapist by an arthoe. Overnight I was outcast, forever persona non grata among all the beautiful young beatniks of my city. Responsibility came rushing back and I was able to see my own ugly face for what it was again for the first time since adolescence
Now I live simply and honestly with my sins and don't try to write let alone publish anything. My evil soul should rot in silence unheard and unknown. I hold that God will punish me appropriately someday
Archive of deleted videos
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XyFx3dnWOd6nTh0wb4hYTS0RV5OSSLNI
Including my personal favorite, Jay's Jazz Prose
You are a hero
>Poetry on the walls. Needles in the gutters. Preachers on the corners. Protesters on the roads. People begging on the streets. This is 21st century Melbourne.
>Johnny Lock - young and fragile, purposeless and paranoid - meets Jay Khan, a wanderer who writes letters to strangers while trapped in Melbourne during the pandemic. Thus begins Johnny's metamorphosis. He brands himself a 'street poet' and begins roaming the city in search of stories, finding inspiration in the strangers and places Jay teaches him to notice. Johnny's world grows larger as he learns to heed the forgotten stories, entangling his own in the tales of the streets. Over a tumultuous eighteen-month period, he confronts his own delusions, exposes universally existential truths, and unveils the secrets of the city. The result is a dystopian rendering of modern Australian life from the eyes of a paranoid poet: the author's literary alter ego.
>This collection archives the transcriptions of Johnny's wanderings as a street poet. His recorded observations and encounters are preserved in typewritten diary entries, street-inspired poetry and various other media forms. From drunken train rides and anti-vax protests to eavesdropped conversations and interactions with strangers, this is Johnny's Melbourne: a city flashing between hot and cold, welcoming and discordant. Romanticism and disillusionment are seamlessly braided into a raw, honest story about a young man navigating a turbulent world.
Waldunbros... there's someone missing from this blurb.
Is this self-pubbed?
Take a wild guess.
Looked it up. Self-pubbed but they have their own press. No different than Tyrant books in my opinion, but obviously they don't pay advancements or anything. Also, I looked at his Degraves Circle. He referred to it as an underground writing collective.
>underground
??? Underground from what? Who is persecuting them that they have to go underground? Or is this now the edgy punk way to say independent/not mainstream?
>Or is this now the edgy punk way to say independent/not mainstream?
Yeah, for the last 70 years or so. Nice to see you catching up.
I assumed it started with Weather Underground because...they actually had to go "underground" to avoid being caught by the authorities. I also assume you are Jaidyn, in which case, it's very based of you to dab on Waldun by not mentioning him at all in your book. Also based to see Waldun is in no way involved with the Degraves Circle. Hopefully he is a persona non grata within the Australian literary community.
>the Degraves Circle
Damn, Jaidyn gets to smash all these on the regular. That's one smelly bpd arthoe for every day of the week. Do you think he does land acknowledgements before each one?
Waldun runs his own literary salon. Just look at all the top-tier pussy in this video and posts.
https://www.tiktok.com/@daisysoiree/video/7342455863031893256?q=robin%20waldun&t=1711308161130
https://www.tiktok.com/@daisysoiree/photo/7343486912121818375
https://www.tiktok.com/@daisysoiree/video/7342400363967843586
https://www.tiktok.com/@daisysoiree/video/7342245161973402888
https://www.tiktok.com/@daisysoiree/video/7348977080081599752
It's way better than all those dykes in that photo. The only attractive one is the girl in the center. Face it. Waldun won.
I kind of want to go just to see how many antisemetic comments I can make before being told to leave
I think it cost money to attend lol. You had to pay for the privilege of Waldun's presence and genius. Would it still be worth it?
Depends on how much. If it's more than £5 (dunno what that is in Australia money) then probably not, unless i was filming it undercover and did something to sabotage it so i could upload it here.
I wonder if he'd get IQfy flashbacks if I bring up Evola and Spengler
waldun has never been on IQfy
Yeah he has. He referenced it before (called anons "goons").
Source?
not more than a quick, horrified look. the goons he was referring to were the IQfyners who trolled his comment section and discord server
robin is rolled out like the gay friend, a curiosity. he doesn't get any action. jaidyn's harem might be all uggos, but he's their charlie manson daddy figure
In one of those videos he gives the girl a chaste kiss on the lips. That's more action than I've ever gotten.
this is why I don't tell anyone I read
>this is why I don't tell anyone I read
i don't look like that. i'm bald
This make it seems like the effeminate chinaman is a madame running a brothel.
As if, that saucy brunnette is definetly pimping out Waldun to all the bulls who want a go on his tight twink arse
Came from the Underground Man actually, so just edgy and not mainstream yea
My God, how old are you?
I stood where this gay stood last Sunday. I am truly graced by His Presence.
How has the banana not rotted? Do they replace the banana every two weeks? If so that's very hacky. Let me guess. It's not a real banana.
Every 7-10 days the information tile said. I read an interview with the Italian "artist" who created this "artwork" (Comedian) and he said he encouraged people to take it off the wall and eat it, which I felt very tempted to do.
>If you was getting top-tier artprostitute pussy
I have been for half my life and never became a pretentious homosexual, I just look at the art they make about me after I lay good pipe and appreciate it.
What happened to that Mormon lizard fetishist/argonian loincloth remover?
good question, fellow waldunchad
Explain.
I'm a newbie embarking on my Waldun scholarship.
Some guy who moved in the Dark Academia YouTube circle tried to grift off of Waldun. He received an advanced copy of L'Academie from Waldun, and I assume Waldun either paid him or gave him the book on the promise he would write him a positive review. So this guy wrote him a positive review and endorsed L'Academie on instagram or something. Then the book came out, and it was obviously shit. So to save face, this guy went back on his endorsement and started trashing the book saying he knew it was shit from the beginning. People were obviously like, "but why did you say it was good in the first place?" So he admitted to grifting off of Waldun to gain clout and followers. This pissed some people off and they found out he was into some weird diaper fetish porn invovling Argonians from the Elder Scrolls video games. His name was Clark Elieson.
https://www.youtube.com/@ClarkElieson/videos
This guy? This is golden. This c**t is always coming up on my recs.
I think that's the guy. During the L'Academie threads he deleted his insta because anons were digging up shit on him (but he made an announcement saying it had nothing to do with IQfy and he was only doing it because "his brand wasn't about him").
>During the L'Academie threads he deleted his insta
He was definitely hiding something else besides the lizard fetish. I wonder what it was.
That waldun era was like a final flash of IQfy's greatness.
>NOOOOOOOOOO, OUR LITERALLY WHO LOLCOW WHO WRITES SLOP THAT WE DON'T READ IS GONE, IQfy IS DEAD!!!!!
IQfy is for literature, not for lolcow gossip/drama about people that coincidentally have written a book (the fact that they have written a book in their life has nothing to do with the discourse surrounding them and are thus off-topic)
but we did read l'academie, and it was hilarious, and we all had a grand old time. except you
>but we did read l'academie
Was it good?
A decade from now academics will still be debating who got it right: Orwell or Huxley. Waldunchads will sit in the back of the lecture halls with a slight smirk on their face. They're still debating this...even after all these years? Heh. They'll get up and move slowly to the door.
As a cool wind blows through the campus they'll put their earbuds in and adjust their collar. Slyly, they'll drop a copy of L'Academie onto the ground. It's not rubbish--but it will surely be picked up...eventually.
this put me in a mood bizarre.
You should listen to some Mozart (pronounced Mo-zarrr). I will absolve you of your bizarre moods.
Imagine being this booty blasted you didn't participate in the waldun discourse. We were all readying l'academie and the learned disguise. There was massive anticipation for l'academie
kek
>quickly publish your books without taking time to edit it carefully.
You just reminded me of Zizek’s published works.
The difference is that I didn’t publish mine because I knew it was slop. He lacks self-criticality. That’s the heart of the jokes about him.
he literally said he was this generation's joyce
Do you know the Thievery Corporation song 'Letter to the editor'? (Wrong board). Writers write, editors edit. If I'd have to cut down the trees for the paper for the books that I write and make ink myself and create a fountain pen myself by making my own steel after mining the ores from the ores myself, etc., I'd never get to writing in this life.
Forgive and be forgiven, live and let liven.
EVERYONE ITT HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF CYBERBULLYING!
YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO READ 550 PAGES OF CHINESE HISTORICAL FICTION-FANTASY-SCIFI WRITTEN BY A CHINESE THEY/THEM WHO GREW UP IN THE UNITED STATES!!
I'm such a brute. I don't know how I possess such a deep philosophical consciousness when my first impulse is to crush this creature's skull with my bare hands.
Just imagine the tactile pleasure of rearranging his soft, neonatal headcase with your pliant thumbs. Even the gentlest push of your digits leaves an impression on his gullible, soft cranium. You could easily squish his brain out like toothpaste from a tube. I feel that there is nothing wrong or inappropriate about the fantasies I am sharing.
Why is his accent so damn slurred and weird?
>If you was
stopped reading there. Mods, do your job
no, this is an e-celeb drama board now and these are the type of posters we will get