Network Security Engineer, I don't know what it means I only read some lines of code from time to time to "VaLIDaTe SeCURity StanDards", nothing actually happens
ya, but you just throw someone else under the bus when it does. It's not like you can realistically do anything to stop "cyber attacks" when some third world c**t tech support wagie has some broad power and a springboard into a bunch of systems, combined with the cold hard reality that security comes from the software and the developers of said software first and no amount of tooling will actually save you when it matters most.
cyber sec is the dumbest garbage field currently and it makes me kek seeing multinational companies like United Healthcare (Optum) still buck broken by 16 year olds.
naah sadly everything is on me mate! I have to read and approve every single line, I force them to use simple code flow, and structure, and keep functions simple(1 function 1 purpose) so it all goes well, I have been doing Crackme and HachTheBox for long enough to know it's either some butthole trying to make things complicated, or someone who doesn't know(enough) what he is doing what fricks up
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Man it’s gonna fricking suck when some frick inevitably just gives their credentials to the nice sounding man on the phone, or falls for another similar phishing trick. It’s all social engineering nowadays, the software, as dodgy as it often is, is more difficult to bypass than just waiting for someone to make a stupid mistake.
I'm an ML engineer. At least I managed to secure a job in a cool company for one. Sick of this shit. Tried to get some gay dev jobs instead but nobody wants to even call me despite my extensive real dev experience.
when I get asked moronic questions like this, I literally just say, "computer stuff." I don't really care and every job has been correcting everyone else's incompetence beyond just writing software, from infra, to "ops" and everything else. It's hell. Most you shitters do not belong and I wish College was a more powerful filter.
it's because those responsible for hiring don't know what "backend" means. they can't hire somene for something they don't see.
to put this separation of concerns in job descriptions or titles is mostly moronic anyway and not what happens in reality.
NEET lead & professional coomer/sperminator. I have no problem with JS and TS shit, so I plan to learn React and CSS layouting. Being a NEET without money absolutely sucks, OP.
I was backend for 6 years then moved to cybersecurity for about 3 but I now just make a living doing bug bounties and working on my own projects with people actually passionate about software engineering instead of a bunch of obnoxious diversity hires that see it as an instant upper middle class cheat code.
A white straight man.
>engineer
i am frontend developer too hallo sir
I'm a breakfast engineer, a cooking engineer, a toilet engineer and cleaning engineer.
pleb
I'm a FULLSTACK engineer
I'm black.
Simply adding the word engineering doesnt make it so
I am a full stack engineer, we are using htmx and now we don't need to pay any front-end guys or deal with REST API hell
Network Security Engineer, I don't know what it means I only read some lines of code from time to time to "VaLIDaTe SeCURity StanDards", nothing actually happens
Until it does!
ya, but you just throw someone else under the bus when it does. It's not like you can realistically do anything to stop "cyber attacks" when some third world c**t tech support wagie has some broad power and a springboard into a bunch of systems, combined with the cold hard reality that security comes from the software and the developers of said software first and no amount of tooling will actually save you when it matters most.
cyber sec is the dumbest garbage field currently and it makes me kek seeing multinational companies like United Healthcare (Optum) still buck broken by 16 year olds.
naah sadly everything is on me mate! I have to read and approve every single line, I force them to use simple code flow, and structure, and keep functions simple(1 function 1 purpose) so it all goes well, I have been doing Crackme and HachTheBox for long enough to know it's either some butthole trying to make things complicated, or someone who doesn't know(enough) what he is doing what fricks up
Man it’s gonna fricking suck when some frick inevitably just gives their credentials to the nice sounding man on the phone, or falls for another similar phishing trick. It’s all social engineering nowadays, the software, as dodgy as it often is, is more difficult to bypass than just waiting for someone to make a stupid mistake.
a coffee engineer at starbucks
Um, it's coffee artisan, have some respect for yourself
I'm unemployed.
so you're a frontend engineer
software potterer
I'm the hacker known as IQfy
>Engineer
No OP, you don't know anything about "engineering". What a joke.
I'm an ML engineer. At least I managed to secure a job in a cool company for one. Sick of this shit. Tried to get some gay dev jobs instead but nobody wants to even call me despite my extensive real dev experience.
>tfw freelance sandwich arquitech
I'm a janitor
On 4chin? Do you get paid?
no, I'm an actual janny that deal with biomedical waste. the pay is good
NEET for 4 years. Living in a 3rd world country, considering to kms.
Sysadmin/network engineer/devops/linux shaman/automation engineer
I don't know how to call my job anymore
when I get asked moronic questions like this, I literally just say, "computer stuff." I don't really care and every job has been correcting everyone else's incompetence beyond just writing software, from infra, to "ops" and everything else. It's hell. Most you shitters do not belong and I wish College was a more powerful filter.
An Incel working at McDonalds
NEET & coomer.
>Frontend Engineer
Does that mean you chopped your dick off?
I'm a prompt engineer
is that a real job?
it's a meme just like Pepe
>frontend engineer
YWNBAW
The frontend is nice, but sometimes I like to engineer from the backend.
sex
More FE jobs than BE, idk why
it's because those responsible for hiring don't know what "backend" means. they can't hire somene for something they don't see.
to put this separation of concerns in job descriptions or titles is mostly moronic anyway and not what happens in reality.
I know react (and the meme MERN stack as a whole, and nextjs) and can't find a job.
I'm QUALITY Engineer
senior neet
I'm a prompt engineer.
Surgeon
NEET lead & professional coomer/sperminator. I have no problem with JS and TS shit, so I plan to learn React and CSS layouting. Being a NEET without money absolutely sucks, OP.
An Incel who doesn't have a job
>engineer
Senior Burger Flipping engineer at McDonald's
25 yo NEET with schizophrenia
Why are there so many NEETgays here?
It's IQfy, what did you expect?
You say that like it's an insult, wagecuck.
get back in your cage.
Why are there so many tourists here?
>I HAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEE NEETs
>MUHHHHHH JOOOOB
>TRULY INSPIRING, SAAR
>RERORERORERORERORERORERO BOOTLICKING
Go back to LinkedIn, wageslave.
umad?
Meds
>Why are there so many NEETgays here?
Maybe there would be less if the job market wasn't horseshit
Obviously a NEET.
I KNEEL
highschool dropout
An Incel, NEET also.
Backend Java Engineer (Spring Boot).
GIS analyst aka professional scripter
I was backend for 6 years then moved to cybersecurity for about 3 but I now just make a living doing bug bounties and working on my own projects with people actually passionate about software engineering instead of a bunch of obnoxious diversity hires that see it as an instant upper middle class cheat code.
unemployed
>backend development
I catch fish
>prompt engineer
computers were a mistake
NEET
scrum master race coming thru
https://vocaroo.com/18WgSIWDbAZE
wealthier than you'll ever be. Stay in the cage, dung peasant
I bring frogs and frogposters to a hot priestess that sacrifices them for Kukúlcan.
professional moron. I make youtube shorts
Hardware engineer who also writes firmware (official designation is embedded systems engineer)