Im halfway through and this shit fucking slaps.

I’m halfway through and this shit fricking slaps. So many cool scenes and I love the dynamic of how multiple wars are going on at different levels, gods vs gods man vs man man vs himself. It’s fantastic

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice work, OP. What book are you on specifically? And who's your favorite character?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow u don't say op. What a discovery you've made!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick of stop projecting your insecure need to be perceived as unique on others.

      Nice work, OP. What book are you on specifically? And who's your favorite character?

      Book 14, it’s hard to say, Odysseus is an obvious pick just for how badass he is, I just got done reading the scene where Agamemnon suggests going back and Odysseus tells him what for. I also really like Hector as an antagonist.

      • 8 months ago
        Jon Kolner

        Read Hippias Minor if you want early literary criticism of Homer. It makes a pro-Odysseus argument against a detractor who thinks him wicked.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn homie, Hector is in this? That's nuts ese

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hector might be an antagonist but he's a pretty good guy, especially when compared to acheans. Best character for sure.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Every time Athena is mentioned my heart starts beating abnormally.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >translated by gayles

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      by gayful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      by gayful

      gayles as a slightly watered-down Lattimore is the second-best of the major translations.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So let me summarize everything:
        poetic translations:
        -Pope: the hardest, but most poetic
        -Fitzgerald: easier and closer to the original (?)

        less poetic, but still in verse:
        -gayles: very easy to read and modern

        But where does Lattimore fit in? Amazon won't show me the text

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine not reading William Cullen Bryant, Alexander Pope, Thomas Hobbes, or George Chapman. Imagine reading any translation published after 1900.

        • 8 months ago
          Jon Kolner

          Imagine not reading William Cullen Bryant, Alexander Pope, Thomas Hobbes, or George Chapman. Imagine reading any translation published after 1900.

          On Translating Homer - Matthew Arnold

          https://web.archive.org/web/20151208135658/http://www.victorianprose.org/texts/Arnold/Works/on_translating_homer.pdf

          Tl;dr- Alexander Pope is completely different from the original but most beautiful. Avoid.

          Chapman is closer to the original meaning and stylistically but he isn't as beautiful.

          He also talks about a bunch of other minor translators no one gives a shit about today but still worth a read.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rodney Merrill beats them all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        gayles is superior to lattimore who is overated

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >translated

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love when Diomedes beats the ever loving shit out of everybody

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just like my capeshit!
    αυτοκτόνα βλήμα

  8. 8 months ago
    brutusanon

    "Men soonest weary of battle, where the sword
    The bloodiest harvest reaps; the lightest crop
    Of slaughter is where Jove inclines the scale,
    Dispenser, at his will, of human wars."
    If that held true at Homer's time, then men have now become something other than men, but they have become beast.
    https://pastebin.com/P3rVFrue

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diomedes is beyond based, but I really didn't like how Hector just ran like a b***h and then got killed nearly instantly. I expected it to be more like the movie tbh.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the best part actually and makes it seem realistic also Priam seeing Achilles racing to the walls and pulling his hair was pure kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair anon, there is literally no world where it didn't go like that because Achilles was a fricking nigh-invincible demigod and Hector wasn't.
      Achilles was punished for desecrating the body in the end, at least.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best part of the book is the final line:

    ODYSSEUS WILL RETURN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omg just like marvel

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else see an anime in my inner eye when they read this?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally capeshit. “Literature” is such a joke.

    • 8 months ago
      Jon Kolner

      >Literally capeshit. “Literature” is such a joke.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my favorite superhero movie?
      >the iliad

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you want to read any translation other than the absolute closest to the original?
    you might as well read a random fanfic if you want a translation with less fidelity

    • 8 months ago
      Jon Kolner

      Pope's definitely has literary and stylistic merit to itself despite how completely original it is. It just isn't Homer is all.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't pope a money grubber who had other people to half of his odyssey.

        • 8 months ago
          Jon Kolner

          Probably. That doesn't detract from the work itself. Homer wasn't even real. It was a bunch of different writers from between the bronze and Iron ages whose work was compiled into a coherent poem.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            who came up with the name homer?

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            Probably some dude.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            homer was a real person and an inspired writer you rootless degenerate modern

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            Some Books of the Iliad make reference to iron age implements (ie arrows being common) while others are rooted in the Bronze age. There have been many studies on this. The Iliad was likely a much smaller book and gradually a bunch of other books were added much later and Homer/ Aristarchus of Samothrace compiled it if either even existed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you, perhaps i submit. homer as compiler is okay for me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >searching for tiny details like references to iron age implements to prove homer's anachronistic authorship
            >meanwhile the entire story takes place during the trojan war, prior to the greek dark ages
            kek

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            It is actually a theory that the core story (Achilles vs Hector) existed in roughly 8 books at some point in the Bronze age and pretty much everything else was added much later in the iron age. Penguin classics is really pedestrian, I know but their intro has a whole essay on how scholars figured this out. I wish I could give you a better source than that.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            During the iron age, arrows became expendable whereas in the Bronze age, you would go to the body and retrieve the arrow as that was hard to come by. The fact that such and such guy doesnt retrieve his arrows is part of why they gave that specific book a later creation date. Obviously, the people who figure this all out put a lot of effort into interpreting it but that is their basic argument.

            my point is that you don't have to look for tiny details to prove that it takes place before homer's time, because the entire war occurred before homer's time
            it's like looking at a cap attached to the top of a water bottle and saying "hmm i think this might belong to a water bottle..."
            i'm just giving you too much shit now, my apologies, iliadchad

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            No, my point was that it mixes cutural customs of different eras proving it was likely written at different times by different people. I am sorry for not speciying that.

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            Character retrieves arrow he fired = this was likely written in the Bronze age as arrows wer expensive

            character leaves arrow = this was likely written in iron age

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            During the iron age, arrows became expendable whereas in the Bronze age, you would go to the body and retrieve the arrow as that was hard to come by. The fact that such and such guy doesnt retrieve his arrows is part of why they gave that specific book a later creation date. Obviously, the people who figure this all out put a lot of effort into interpreting it but that is their basic argument.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine needing a translation and not learning ancient greek to learn the iliad
    All of you are brainlets and I am the ubermensch.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright, I'm gonna read Pope first, then Bryant. I don't really care that he "interpreted" (filled in some areas), his style is simply superior to the rest. Bryant will be the second, because his style is also great, but doesn't add shit.
    Thanks for the input gentlemen.
    (might actually read Lattimore if I decide I want to read Greek plays, he also seems pretty good, just not as good as the above two)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lattimore is less artistic but is the most semantically close to Homeric Greek. Once I got to the point where I could translate Greek poetry, it amazed me how close he cleaves to the original text. You can't replicate all the associative meaning from the original, but Lattimore is pretty standard for academic first-timers for a reason.

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