I'm so tired of being a corporate drone bros

I'm so tired of being a corporate drone bros

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live a little and perform corporate espionage/sabatoge

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can only get a way with it if your a Israelite. You will also need to rig buildings full of explosives as well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        corporate espionage is mostly a chinese thing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post nose

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Owen Wilson posts on IQfy!?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least you've got us, your bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      comfy

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than being an USELESS NEETcuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being used to fuel the Black person homosexual machine VS living at the expense of the state
      >"you're the cuck"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, well, bro... at least I'm being useless. I'm useful for someone. I have value, lil bro...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >defines himself by being "useful" to others
          That's a slave's mentality bro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a golem. So what? We're a social species, bro.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep telling yourself that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy being a leech without economic independence I guess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wagecuck
          >independence
          Only if you're self-employed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your only goal should be to get enough money to comfortably retire asap, that's it, doesn't matter how you get there, though you probably should do it legally, less risk

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody has true "economic independence" whatever the frick that is - just look at the CS reddit bloodbath where it's near impossible to use the stupid degree, and you are utterly at the mercy of random chance, being related to the boss, acting like a servile NPC drone for interviews, etc. etc. and all of that is just to get a lottery ticket and no guarantee of this so-called independence but a total crapshoot. Purely controlled by other actors than you 99.9999 percent of the time, yet you have the illusion of autonomy because value is being extracted from you (IF and only IF you are very lucky) by the system as per the indoctrination inculcated in schools designed to produced drones like you.

          >100% dependent on gibes. govmt can just switch off life support at the literal push of a button
          anon, i...

          Tech wagies are essentially drawing welfare in their esoteric and often useless niches that solve some specific business problem of no objective value at best, or just pure busywork and punching fake Jira time, using mouse jigglers and shit WFH at worst where these bums brag about making $300k to do nothing. They are literally bragging about being bums and can't see their delusions of "autonomy" and having "a job" are illusory and that they are overpaid useless eaters lucky to exist in a transient loophole that's quickly closing (as the cscareers reddit tards found the hard way). You are not doing anything of value so transferring some of your made up funny money, paid while you sit at home jerking off, to deserving autists (who might actually be doing things of more intrinsic value than you) makes perfect sense so suck it up.

          If the system collapses, only someone setup to subsistence farm with adequate defenses to hold off others from taking their food will have autonomy and that rules out pretty much 99.999 percent of soft, pampered sheltered white collar office workers used to feminized office politics. Tougher neets who've been homeless would fare better.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they have a job, you have neurosis and mental illness

            you are doing your part as entertainment for full-fledged members of society

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for addressing none of the points, NPC, and proving my point. You want "entertainment"? For laughs I read teh cscareer reddit and it's nothing but pathetic, greedy normie drones that think they should be paid for lowly webdev, full stack bullshit those of us into academic CS laugh at. All the scrambling to please the boss and not have femtosecond interval employment gaps lest they lose social credit points, All the pathetic acronyms for their shekel grubbing practices, the utterly Philistine vocational approach to academics that leaves them good wagies and nothing else. The hilarious passive aggressive negging by the boss when a dreaded "PIP" demerit is bestowed because they were bad little boys in class and didn't slave hard enough and the feminized office culture can't just say you're fired like real men but rather you are treated like a fellow emasculated troon so go to the ladies room and cry it off. This shit is fricking hilarious for those of us above the cycle of wage samsara condemned souls like you are trapped in - maybe one day you will awaken but it seems doubtful.

            Q.E.D.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you go to the grocery store with your fancy degree?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tech wagies are essentially drawing welfare in their esoteric and often useless
            leave the wagie where the wagie belongs. in his golden cage.

            youre not a wagie.
            youre a neet.
            you got infinite time on your hands.
            and 0 excuse NOT to capitalize on that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I only reply to the wagie when he sticks his neck out of the slave galley from his rowing where he belongs and criticizes neets or AutismBux etc.

            I'm actually an independent scholar with interests like the application of complex systems theory in computational neuroscience and looking toward using my BS to do an MS at least and treat AutismBux as my stipend to cover my expenses while doing work of intrinsic value which may not necessarily be remunerative yet. I couldn't stand doing nothing and had to have my lawyer stabilize my income via AutismBux to allow me to proceed - I've never held any form of employment but do academics quite well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            based, dare i say.
            neets are useless as a rule
            but the world would cease to function without the few amongst you who leverage neetdom to pursue intellectual goals.
            i wageslaved for 8 years as a construction worker. then made my company. all this time i literally didnt have the time to spend the money.

            but once i had enough money i dropped the work to study CS and now i work on a personal project (given the age-factor working as a wagie in IT was never an option).
            i didnt mind wage slaving back then bc i had no ambition. but im sure happy i can focus on intellectual pursuits now that ambition has awoken.
            what i dont uderstand tho, is how so many people with fat salaries never think about entrepreneruship.
            like all the 5oygays from silicone (breasts) valley.
            if i were them id work forone year then open a business like a bodega or a gas station, hire as needed and earn money off it without lifting a finger.
            and pursue whatever else. roam the world, academic shit, more money, open game studio
            the options are endless.
            even in a contracting economy theres always demand to be found and theres assets which value goes up

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please help a humble wagie. How can I get neetbux or autismbux? Is it too late for autismbux since I've demonstrated I can hold a job?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Employment history is not automatically disqualifying and can get your more bennies as you've paid into the system even, so I say "depends". You file with SSA here in the USA, get denied, then get a lawyer who gets a cut of the backpay. I have a neuropsychologist diagnosis of ASD and other history like anxiety disorders and ER visits and you need this kind of documentation but statements from family are also admissible. I'm in the USA so neetbux without dx are less good than europe but there is ebt and some other assistance but crap compared to 'bux.

            Can you go to the grocery store with your fancy degree?

            Honestly? Depends. Some days stores are so fricking overstimulating I want to scream and have punched self checkout screens when there's I holdup and I need to get out asap. Others it's alright and I even enjoy running into people I know. Earplugs are a constant and insufficient so I'm getting noise cancelling headphones. This crap is not the hipster autism larp, and is serious shit. There's no reason stores have to be the screaming noisy hell they are, but that's goyshit selling for you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >100% dependent on gibes. govmt can just switch off life support at the literal push of a button
        anon, i...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so the same then?

          we're just the same? is that really how its gonna be?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, im self employed and i got skills outside coding. namely- construction, woodworking,and now, welding (kek. pops is fixin his car were figuring out this thing together).
            someday blacksmitihing.
            even in case of solar flare i have applicable skills and have non-nerdish ones like basic hth, survival, medicine 101, tracking, camo etc
            w/o much effort. just curiosity x time.
            just run instruction videos while you code, it adds up with time.
            and the first day you try welding bodywork you do a passable job bc you already know what to expect

            youre a neet. you got infinite time on your hands. why wouldnt you do something with it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf people with jobs can have hobbies as well?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you rather be unemployed instead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather work in a small company with less "regulations"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say it would be easy for you to get in one if you're already in a big company

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was in one until a big company bought it, I do think about leaving, but those sweet RSUs...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I work for a big company and we bought a smaller one and now they're laying my department off to have the people from the company we bought out do it :/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        small companies will burn you out faster by making you work unpaid overtime. If your coworkers do work overtime then you will look like a low performer

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just do recreational programming in your free time doofus. There's no corporate homosexual breathing down your neck when you do recreational programming.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unsolicited vent: I'm so tired of being alone bros, I'm currently on "vacation" and everything is going like shit and I wish I had someone to talk to instead of staring at my phone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to go anywhere, I don't want to do anything, I just want to sit down and cry but I can't even do that because I have to find a place to sleep, I'm out here paying idiotic amounts of money to be stressed and miserable.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Find God homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vacation
      homie go out and talk to other people on vacation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      embrace being alone. I'm just getting back from one week vacation and all I did was getting lost in woods, being slighlty afraid of bears during daytrips. Only talked to my mom here and there when I came back from woods. Gave up beer/weed and ciggies.I also read one book and that's it. I feel fricking awesome. Prior to that I was sure I'm burned out sysadmin with no future.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been alone for too long I don't want this anymore and I don't know what to do about it.
        I took this vacation as a sort of escape from loneliness, but frick, this is even worse.
        Pretty sure I'm getting sick too

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we can switch
    I am fricking unemployed since end of march, got fired in a mass layoff
    I've got barely 2 years of experience and now I can't find a fricking job as an slavshit EE, been on multiple interviews and the fricking requirements corpos have are fricking moronic, not enough experience for mid too much for junior kill me
    I still have some savings for at most 3 months of living, and then I'll have to cancel early my rental agreement and go back to my parents

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lie on your resume moron
      You actually have 5 years of experience

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go be a furry.
    Yes I'm being serious. There's a reason why so many furries are software enginneers, IT or other tech related jobs: escapism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I guess that explains Uwubernetes
      https://kubernetes.io/blog/2024/04/17/kubernetes-v1-30-release/

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even a corporate drone but I'm an office cuck and I cant think of any job where sacrificing my time for a few dollars would ever make me happy. i am currently learning gardening and want to get into wood working and some other hobby type things that can also turn a profit. would love to have the ever evasive passive income but it seems that's for people who are already fricking loaded, at least to have it make you any sort of realistic amount.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am currently learning gardening and want to get into wood working
      you'll never make nearly as much doing that sort of stuff as you will as an office drone. Industrial Revolution and all that.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God I'm a state drone

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join a startup. You'll get to be tired just from being overworked.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that money sitting around is losing its value RIGHT FRICKING NOW. Invest that shit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you have a job. I just drink malt liquor and smoke newports in my underdrawers after waking up in the afternoon.

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