I'm sorry, I just don't believe in talking snakes. Sounds too silly.

I'm sorry, I just don't believe in talking snakes. Sounds too silly.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You believe men can become women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. Why would I believe in something like that? I don't believe silly stuff like men becoming women or a piece of bread becoming the body of a 1st century rabbi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Op already said he doesn’t, but even if he did that wouldn’t make your beliefs less stupid. That’s not how truth works.

        Most pro-trannies are atheists, I don't want to hear a word from you about "ridiculous beliefs".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not even defending your beliefs at this point, you’re just accusing your opponents of also having stupid beliefs when op already clarified he doesn’t believe that.
          No wonder Christianity is bleeding out. You people really have nothing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why wouldn't you want to hear a word from me about ridiculous beliefs? I believe that both the talking snake and the troony shit are ridiculous so I believe in neither.
          Does that upset you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you believe in 65 genders. Tell me more.

      Op already said he doesn’t, but even if he did that wouldn’t make your beliefs less stupid. That’s not how truth works.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you believe in 65 genders. Tell me more.

      No actually... I do not.
      What now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you believe in 65 genders. Tell me more.

      >muh trannies

      Like pottery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically less moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you believe in 65 genders. Tell me more.

      When did you stop beating your wife?

  2. 1 month ago
    Cult of Passion

    >Sounds too silly.
    So does the chain-blocking-breaking-chainer-attackierist...until it breaks your chain-block you practiced since highschool.

    I was already countering your counter, you cant hope to defeat me, my Euphoria is ten times your's, maybe even more so probably.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty bot.

      • 1 month ago
        Cult of Passion

        Thats an actual picture of me in my early 20's, just before setting off to explore the world for the first time.

        You train with sword and pen, right?...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Blatant autism spectrum disorder

          • 1 month ago
            Cult of Passion

            Yes, Passio in Latin means suffering.

            I like pointing out obvious things too, like a kid or something. I literally wear a "Please be patient.." hat, Anon....

          • 1 month ago
            Cult of Passion

            I took the test, said I am suffering. I have suffered ever since.

            I like taking tests, then I feel sad...until I take another test, then Im happy for a while...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it’s not like an own or something anon I’m just pointing out that your brain doesn’t work to the point where a doctor would have to diagnose it.

          • 1 month ago
            Cult of Passion

            I am literally the lead Psychologist on the planet, you would have a sense of this if you werent so scientifically illiterate...Peter is a lightning rod.

    • 1 month ago
      Cult of Passion

      >chain-blocking-breaking-chainer-attackierist
      Its the gun.

      Just shoot 'em.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thread that broke IQfy christians

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yet you believe in 65 genders. Tell me more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The classic third world response.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This reply is funny to me because you need me to believe in silly gendershit because otherwise you'll feel silly about your religious beliefs.
      The problem of course is that I believe there are only two genders and men can't become women.

      • 1 month ago
        Cult of Passion

        >The problem of course is that I believe there are only two genders
        Two species in hybridized endosymbiosis. One gender. Two species.

        All this gender shit related to sub-speciation and reverse-hybridization.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Most pro-trannies are atheists, I don't want to hear a word from you about "ridiculous beliefs".

      >is asked to defend the literal word of God, which states that snakes can talk
      >can't do it, has to obfuscate and redirect the discussion towards trannies
      grim. any given atheist can state their disbelief that men can become women

      you can't state your disbelief that snakes can talk, because you'd be renouncing God's word.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Snakes can't talk, and the people who wrote Genesis knew that too. Talking animals are literary devices that indicate something odd is going on to the reader, a divine being in this case. But this won't ever stop your crying so please proceed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You literally have evidence for this, you're just struggling with your own cognitive dissonance believing in mythology.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The episode literal culminates in the snake as a species losing it's limbs as a curse for it's misdeed. It's an explanation for the origin of serpents. It's absolutely literal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do snakes literally eat dust? You're projecting your own moronation onto the authors if you think they were writing this to explain why snakes don't have legs as if it's some great concern in their prescientific minds, lmfao. Read ancient near eastern scholarship if you actually care (which you don't) to understand these texts. Same goes for

            You literally have evidence for this, you're just struggling with your own cognitive dissonance believing in mythology.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do snakes literally eat dust?
            People in the middle ages thought wasps spawned out of the carcasses of dead animals and pelicans fed their young with their own blood, and hyenas were hermaphrodites. Zoology is a very recent science.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So the authors of the Epic of Gilgamesh thought humans subsisted on dust and clay? Incredible hermeneutic anon. Surely it's impossible they meant anything else... No, every text in the world must be read as a physics dissertation...
            >There is the house whose people sit in darkness; dust is their food and clay their meat. They are clothed like birds with wings for covering, they see no light, they sit in darkness. I entered the house of dust and I saw the kings of the earth, their crowns put away for ever; rulers and princes, all those who once wore kingly crowns and ruled the world in the days of old. They who had stood in the place of the gods like Anu and Enlil, stood now like servants to fetch baked meats in the house of dust, to carry cooked meat and cold water from the water-skin.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            False equivalency. You might as well post a DnD manual like a jackass.
            >HURR DURR DO PEOPLE THINK ELVES EXIST LOL xD
            It's not looking good for your theism when you're literally admitting Genesis is a fantasy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whoa holy shit you are dumb. Tell me, is "the sun rose yesterday morning" a true or false statement?

            What's even you're trying to make? If the serpent is a fantasy then it shouldn't be believed. And what's even the symbolism supposed to be that the individual Satan, who is not a snake according to you, deceived Eve and so the species of snake has been cursed to slithering on their belly.
            ???????????????????????????(

            Stay in school

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Stay in school
            Got em

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's even you're trying to make? If the serpent is a fantasy then it shouldn't be believed. And what's even the symbolism supposed to be that the individual Satan, who is not a snake according to you, deceived Eve and so the species of snake has been cursed to slithering on their belly.
            ???????????????????????????(

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This passage is Enkidu's telling of his deathbed vision of the afterlife. You can take it as a sincere portrayal of the Sumerian idea of an afterlife otherworld, as poetic allegory for the ravages of time and equalization of death, or whatever. But you can't take it as a Sumerian's description of how living humans actually lived and subsisted, in their own time, or in any other.

            Pretty much the only way you'd know this passage is if you knew what the context was, so in other words, I think you're being dishonest.

            In any case, I don't think anyone believes that Sumerian epics should be taken seriously either. I think most people would view it as art and artifact, a window into an ancient lost cultural milieu, where allegories, myths and embellishments illuminate the values, modes of thought, and can allude to or hint toward real events, people and issues faced by the peoples who formed these narratives. That's how sensible serious people view the Bible as well. You can suggest that the Bible isn't really meant to be regarded as true stuff, so that it doesn't look silly to base your whole life around the presumption that it IS, and see how that plays.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So when the EOG talks about kings being humiliated and forced to eat dust in an otherworldly place, you can take this as a poetic allegory. But when Genesis talks about a rebellious divine creature getting humiliated on his belly and forced to eat dust while in the garden of a deity, this suddenly must mean it's a scientific theory about why snakes exist. Incredible.

            Also funny you're calling me dishonest when the mere suggestion that you read a several thousand year old text in a context outside a scientific 21st century Westerner's mindset is treated as an outlandish idea- just, LOL. You and the other antitheists on this board are incredibility dishonest.

            >That's how sensible serious people view the Bible as well.
            Serious and sensible people understand a book in the context it was written, something which I've never seen an atheist on this board do, instead filling threads like these with fundamentalist drivel acting like Genesis fell out of heaven yesterday in no form other than that of a KJV Bible.

            >Stay in school
            Got em

            Yes you certainly should if you're incapable of following a basic argument

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon that passage is about the Underworld. Of course living people can't subsist on that. The Dead can in their dreary semi-existence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people like this are the ones calling atheists midwits btw

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this tale has most likely changed a lot during the millenias it was transmitted orally.
    the core of it is that the type of conscience we developed doomed us to a miserable existence of self-hate, shying away from God and demonization of others.
    we're not just tainted by the original sin, we practice it at every thought. it's a mind posture.
    the garden of eden is most likely nature with which we can't be in harmony anymore because it exclusively obeys God and we stopped doing that...

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most famous atheist like Humphreys, Dawkins, Carrier, Darkmatter2525, etc are basolute high iq respected chads. Most popular Christians today are moronic evangelical preachers screeching in halls full of rednecks and old women

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine if instead of a snake, it was an actual sword. Like a talking metal sword. I bet you that Christianity would be more popular

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't believe in talking snakes, but this picture of an unbelieving man with a fedora and a katana convinced me otherwise. I absolutely do NOT want to be seen as a guy who enjoys sharp objects and unfashionable headwear! That's why I believe in talking snakes and cursed apples now.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He'd look cool with different shirt and if he didn't live in suburb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember why any of us losers ever thought the button down dragon shirt was cool. I can understand a trenchcoat and a fedora in theory, that's like a noir detective type, very cool type. But who the frick were we modeling with the button-down dragon shirt? Nobody real or fictional ever made that look cool

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't Christians even use apologetics anymore? Even the mildest criticism of Christianity causes people to start screeching about trannies, every single time.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is a bit silly ‘innit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then take it as a metaphor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or don't.

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