I'm the epitome of a pseudointellectual midwit. Yesterday I pretended to read Kant. When someone asked a question I just told them to read Kant themselves and mocked them for getting filtered. Occasionally I dropped buzzwords like "transcendental" or "analytic" which I found in other IQfy threads about Kant. That was fun and I'm feeling a lot smarter now. What book should I pretend to read next?
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Already have enough pretenders for that one including that enormous ESL homosexual from the last thread.
This scenario didn’t happen at all, frankly
It didn't happen in person, but it definitely happened in a IQfy thread. Replace all verbs related to speaking with "posted"
*crack* *sip* oh yeah, my Kantian filtration 5000 is great. I just put a zoomer in and get a zero ultra out.
are you saying you kant read? confused
OP did not read kant, but supposedly lied to people IRL saying he read kant
Are you moronic?
no I'm Daniel
Carlos!
>I'm the epitome of a pseudointellectual midwit.
you also are the epitome of epic
>getting filtered this hard you decide to make a thread about it
You're a Kant.
Thanks to you philosophy threads are dying
Doing God's work, anon. Based
Mahabharata
You might be the guy I called out for not reading Kant in one of them recently. No hate here you smug frog you, I only wish I was as comfy as you and I have read Kant.
based
you can do the same by pretending to have read Stirner by just saying you and your existence are the center of the universe, calling anything opposing your view a spook because it doesnt serve you, and seeing any moral guideline as objectively useless
Hegel is the best for this because you can do more with it. You can treat every post as a creative writing exercise nobody has the confidence to call you out on anything.
I like your frog. Thanks.