How am I going to talk to a baby that hasnt said its first words yet. Shes 5 months old
1 month ago
Anonymous
>How am I going to talk to a baby that hasnt said its first words
Baby sign language. Here you go stupid homosexual:
https://www.thebump.com/a/how-to-teach-baby-sign-language
my dad told me he used to shove me into a microwave whenever I didn't stop crying, not for long like even three-four seconds would do as to not to hurt me
I think that the slight warmth used to help me relax or something
Holy dear, God. A real man takes care of his family. Get in there, man, and take care of that baby. I really hope you are a sick and lonely loser, and not a father.
Bullruns can be stressful as frick because you're always looking at charts. Baby is more important though, get into good coins and hold for months without stressing as much, you'll probably make more money than overtrading anyway.
Nah you aren't going to have any money so you will be sent to an old person home where Tyrone will rape your anus regularly.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'll have plenty of money since I won't have kids asking for college money or student load payment or having them live in my basement until they're 34
1 month ago
Anonymous
Sad, anon. Just going to live in mom's basement until she dies then live in squaller in her house until you die of heart failure from all the fast food. Laying there near death with no one to say goodbye to. Nobody that loves you. I feel sorry for you. Having a wife and kids is far more rewarding than all the troon porn and funko pops you have.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You make a lot of wild assumptions about me, I'm married and we aren't having kids. We're financially well-off. Not rich yet but we make more than we spend. Haven't lived with any of my parents since I was 18.
Having children should be a personal choice, but don't cope by saying it's a good financial decision, because it isn't.
Exit all positions and take good care of your baby first. You really have to patient and when he turns 4 you can teach your baby some trading concepts.
give em a little shake to let him know who's boss. just a little one though, anon.
slap that b***h . assert dominance.
its an actual baby
Have you tried talking to him and setting strict boundaries?
How am I going to talk to a baby that hasnt said its first words yet. Shes 5 months old
>How am I going to talk to a baby that hasnt said its first words
Baby sign language. Here you go stupid homosexual:
https://www.thebump.com/a/how-to-teach-baby-sign-language
You say goo goo ga ga, fricking dumbass
Push the soft spot on their head, they'll go to sleep like a laptop.
Put some nyquil in the milk bottle.
Put some whiskey in the milk bottle
my dad told me he used to shove me into a microwave whenever I didn't stop crying, not for long like even three-four seconds would do as to not to hurt me
I think that the slight warmth used to help me relax or something
Sell the baby.
Holy dear, God. A real man takes care of his family. Get in there, man, and take care of that baby. I really hope you are a sick and lonely loser, and not a father.
>fell for the kids meme
hahaha
My gf keeps fricking talking to me while I'm trying to short some SUPER and LINU
t. daytrader
>some SUPER and LINU
ok gambler
which girlfriend? stop misleading people.
>gf
>daytrader
keep dreaming anon
just frick her and tell her to shut the frick up, that usually works for me
Your daughter will carry it with her her entire life if you feel any resentment or blame toward her for your lack of success in trading.
Bullruns can be stressful as frick because you're always looking at charts. Baby is more important though, get into good coins and hold for months without stressing as much, you'll probably make more money than overtrading anyway.
>He ACTUALLY fell for the have children /misc/ propaganda meme
NGMI
>malding fatass is mad they will never have a family and children that love him.
Your life sucks, anon.
I'll have robot servants to wipe my ass when I'm old, your ungrateful children who will hate you won't do that for you anyway
Nah you aren't going to have any money so you will be sent to an old person home where Tyrone will rape your anus regularly.
I'll have plenty of money since I won't have kids asking for college money or student load payment or having them live in my basement until they're 34
Sad, anon. Just going to live in mom's basement until she dies then live in squaller in her house until you die of heart failure from all the fast food. Laying there near death with no one to say goodbye to. Nobody that loves you. I feel sorry for you. Having a wife and kids is far more rewarding than all the troon porn and funko pops you have.
You make a lot of wild assumptions about me, I'm married and we aren't having kids. We're financially well-off. Not rich yet but we make more than we spend. Haven't lived with any of my parents since I was 18.
Having children should be a personal choice, but don't cope by saying it's a good financial decision, because it isn't.
You can't legally marry your waifu pillow, anon.
Exit all positions and take good care of your baby first. You really have to patient and when he turns 4 you can teach your baby some trading concepts.
Its a girl so I dont think trading is in the cards unless shes an autist
It doesn't matter because it's all about exposure, my man. Also teach her to use abacus for maximum autism.
Well its got half its genes from you so I'd say the odds of that are pretty good, right?
Seriously though, it gets better after the first 6-7 months and they start to seem more like little humans. Turn the screen off, and grab some sleep.
>Delete the child
>or sell it
>use the money on crypto
could be anything, btc, loaf cat, pepe, memecoins are the meta currently
>??????
>profit
It's that easy anon, thank me later