In a week from now I am going to ingest the following substances:
-Turpentine
-Borax
-Sulfur powder
-Sodium Thiosulfate
-NBMI/Emeramide
in an attempt to cure a lifelong debilitating disease.
AMA
inb4:
"dude just go to a doctor"
"dude just try *x substance that I have tried a million times*"
"dude you're going to die lmao"
What illness anon? What is each of these substances supposed to do?
>What illness anon?
Symptoms:
Extreme OCD, extreme mental fatigue, anxiety, insomnia, food intolerances, constipation
Causes:
I don't know 100% but I have tried almost everything.
It's possibly candida/parasites/biofilm/heavy metals, but I know 100% it's gut related.
These substances are supposed to clean out the gut of any pathogens and metals.
Whenever I shit out white fibrous stuff while taking NAC or something, I feel better but I can't get it to last.
Take ivermectin before that shit.
i wish I had some honestly
HORSE PASTE?
Come here for help
And also read this. It’s exactly what you need
https://www.docdroid.net/UXkRhZh/cdf-pdf
OP here
this shit is mostly pseudoscience and recommends very weak anti-fungals/anti-parasite drugs compared to what I am taking.
I don't know why /x/ fell for it.
Do my protocol instead.
>heh heh pay attention to me taking 0.0001g of each of these substances
>homeopathy is gonna cure me from stuff (big yikes)
>Extreme OCD, extreme mental fatigue, anxiety, insomnia, food intolerances, constipation
Go to a psychiatrist moron. Half of that is mental and it's causing the other half. No, drinking chemicals from a hardware store in very small quantities won't do anything positive to your mental illness.
>>heh heh pay attention to me taking 0.0001g of each of these substances
nah im taking quite a bit more than that
is gonna cure me from stuff (big yikes)
Why do you leftoid incels love to strawman so much? Nobody is talking about homeopathy here.
>Go to a psychiatrist moron.
HAHAHAHA
>"dude just go to a doctor"
>Half of that is mental
LMFAO How do lazy useless pseuds actually believe the "everyone is a hypochondriac" line?
>Why do you leftoid incels love to strawman so much?
This line is the strawman though. Why project?
>Nobody is talking about homeopathy here.
You can't possibly take any of that in any amount that matters. You're either talking of homeopathy or suicide. Whether you agree or not doesn't matter.
>hypochondriac
Nope. You're probably schizophrenic. There's nothing hypochondriac about your situation, just mental illness enforcing bad habits that then cause physical disease. There are two options:
>you have a mental illness that like 1 in 150 people have
>you have some unique pathogen in your intestines that dozens of professionals can't see, even when stick a camera up your ass, and this gut pathogen causes mental symptoms (how?) that match schizophrenia, which is a thing that makes people act irrational, which is something you're being when considering drinking chemicals
Which of those two sounds more likely? You probably don't even have the soundness of mind to understand why I understand that you have schizophrenia though, so I guess you're just gonna have a nice day anyway. Either that or you're just a kid whose time is worth nothing, in which case you should be trying to stop being a loser.
>This line is the strawman though. Why project?
It's not a strawman or projection at all. It's you leftist types who love the state run medical establishment and get rock hard over the idea of banning anything big pharma doesn't like.
>You can't possibly take any of that in any amount that matters.
Yes you can and people do all of the time. Turpentine is 1 tsp for example, it's powerful at those doses.
>schizophrenic
Not in the slightest. You're just lazy, admit it. Calling someone a hypochondriac is just admitting you're too STUPID to find out what is wrong with them. Cases of actual hypochondriacs is very low. It's much more likely people are sick and trying whatever they can to get cured.
>>you have some unique pathogen in your intestines that dozens of professionals can't see
Bingo.
and don't pretend there aren't medical studies on candida/parasites etc.
and don't pretend the scientific monopoly knows everything about the human body
The "experts" are frequently wrong.
>even when stick a camera up your ass
Colonoscopies don't go to the small intestine. Colonoscopies are trained to only look for a set criteria of things and ignore the rest.
> and this gut pathogen causes mental symptoms (how?)
Are you this stupid you don't know about the gut brain axis?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gut%E2%80%93brain_axis
This is yet ANOTHER thing you "skeptics" were wrong about. This plus the benefits of probiotics and the fact mercury dental amalgams cause toxicity.
>match schizophrenia
It's not schizophrenia.
>my case is more likely to be the 0.00000000001% extraterrestrial parasite than the 0.75% mental illness, and also I happen to know better than professionals who studied 13 years to do their thing, therefore I will drink pain solvent, and no, I am obviously not wrong in the head
Mental illness is a terrible thing. You are Song-Of-Saya levels of fricked up.
>>my case is more likely to be the 0.00000000001% extraterrestrial parasite
why are you putting words in my mouth?
>I happen to know better than professionals who studied 13 years
Yes, absolutely.
They study what the cultists before them have written down for whatever the cathedral wants.
You're fricking clueless and a tool of big pharma.
Why do you people hate science so much?
Just do an extended fast of like a week and live on liver for a month. I don't warrant this for heavy metal intoxication, though. I wouldn't risk taking off-the-shelf solutions for these.
>What illness anon?
I can't stop chattin shit.
So i got me some bak-2-realityflurohexa-tetra-4-meh-soarry-assatine , i hear it hits the spot.
it's happening bros
I’m drinking chlorine dioxide right now.
i dunno about that one
sounds sus
dont hurt yourself
green coffee enema
>dude you're going to die lmao
If you think it's a tapeworm or some shit why not get medicine for that?
im leaning more towards candida/biofilms/colon deposits stuck in gut etc
this shit is going to help, trust me
If it's candida, you could eliminate that with severe carbohydrate restriction and carvacrol. You should really avoid ingesting the ultimate self own combo from your list.
>severe carbohydrate restriction and carvacrol
"dude just try *x substance that I have tried a million times*"
>ultimate self own
I'll be laughing when I'm cured.
Thanks for the support.
>doctor
Friend, I've been to countless doctors of many types, ran countless tests to no avail.
>can you tell us what does sulfur taste like?
I won't know until I try it.
Nah borax is based. It's actually safer than table salt.
Fast for 7 days first, if you still feel like shit you better suicide bc nothing is better than the body to heal itself
can you tell us what does sulfur taste like?
i have 600 grams of it and I'm really curious but I'm too much of a pussy to try
Hey there, anon! I'm sorry to hear that you're dealing with a debilitating disease. It sounds like you've really researched the substances you're planning on taking, and I commend you for that. I'm curious, though, have you talked to a doctor about this? It's always important to get a professional opinion before self-medicating.
I wish you the best of luck in your journey to recovery. I'll be thinking of you.
Stream it
Umm cool, but maybe just lay off the borax on this one OP
Why? Borax is pretty safe. Not sure why OP wants to ingest it but unless he's eating spoonfuls of the stuff it shouldn't be an issue.
that looks tastey
Your life, OP. Do whatever the frick you want but I'd like to remind you that placing valid points after an inb4 doesn't make them invalid.
sounds like you really want to avoid a colonoscopy or an enema.
I've done both.
U MAD?
Maybe I wanted to have a discussion about these substances?
I thought you were an attention seeking b***h bragging about how your going to Off yourself. I now realize your just an attention seeking b***h bragging about what your going to drink for your TUMMY ACHE! In either case I'd still say to you STFU and drink it already! Your Pathetic if you have to announce your life story like your an interesting person and its not like your asking for advice your just stating your future action which we all know is a Larp to get another idiot to drink said ingredients that you've listed. LAAME-O
good luck OP
-Turpentine
-Methanol
the trick is getting them in JUST the right ratio. Tommorrow i will do this, just like i've done once a month for the past 3 months. nothing but improvement since i started. Also, total volume of final solution should NOT exceed 120ml, this would be bad. 33% Turpentine, 66% methanol (96% purity, automotive grade is fine), this is all by volume of course. To this add .9g copper chloride. serve with ice
>voluntarily taking methanol
Dude what are you even doing?
you're going to blind yourself you moron.
80ml of methanol will almost surely kill you if taken all at once
If you say you're gonna do it next week, I ask why not tomorrow?
If you say tomorrow, why not today?
If you say today, why not do it right now?
All of the chems haven't been delivered yet.
dude, you're going to die, just go to a doctor or take some tums lmao
Have you tried dry fasting for 3 days?
yes I fasted a million times
tried a million different diets
why do people keep suggesting this?
because it works for me 🙂
congrats fren
7 more days bros
Are you the guy who huffed mercury
why would I do something that dumb?
break open a thermometer and ingest the mercury contained.
Lol OP you are going to die. Enjoy being worm food moron
posting in a slide thread. hi norris
I admire your warrior spirit; die slow brother!
eat some gunpowder too, like that hero anon from /k/
OP is going to be laughing at you homosexuals when this actually works.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezO_Vmqhgg
whats the disease? depression?
It may work or it may not but do you have to do it?
>do you have to do it?
yes because I'll probably kms if this doesnt work
I've had this disease for too long